“I think both of those sound amazing and now I want a salmon burger.” Another woman (80 ish) comes over and says “I was about to ask for your address” and we all laughed and it made me realize maybe the whole world isn’t full of shitheads.

Meanwhile, my dog got trapped in the couch cushions. 🫤

If they suspend the constitution, there are no laws.

Give me John Workman all day long and twice on Sundays.

Tell me that you haven’t read X-Men in a long time without telling me you haven’t read X-Men in a long time.

This was absolutely on an episode of the amazing MTV sketch show “the State” in 1994. It ended with Ken Marino’s “Louie” saying “I wanna dip my BALLS in it.” Kind of uncomfortable, to be honest.

It was not me, but I take one battery from each remote. Or all the HDMI cables but one. Or the ice cube trays. All of which I took when I got divorced.

That’s my favorite Thor cover ever.