Beth (but Thankful)
@thesoulfulwit.bsky.social
The Internet’s Only Thiel College Fan, Permanent Squatter on the Sickos Committee Podcast, Jigsaw Puzzle Champion (she/her)
Second good morning.
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Second good morning.
1. Pika
2. Gerbil
3. Nutria
4. Muskrat
5. Philadelphia City Rat
2. Gerbil
3. Nutria
4. Muskrat
5. Philadelphia City Rat
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild.
1. Brown Bear
2. Black Bear
3. Moose
4. Cougar
5. Alligator
1. Brown Bear
2. Black Bear
3. Moose
4. Cougar
5. Alligator
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild.
1. Blue whale (open ocean near Catalina)
2. Bison (Yellowstone)
3. Gray Wolf (ditto)
4. Bighorn Sheep (San Gabriel mountains)
5. Mountain Lion (Santa Ana mountains)
1. Blue whale (open ocean near Catalina)
2. Bison (Yellowstone)
3. Gray Wolf (ditto)
4. Bighorn Sheep (San Gabriel mountains)
5. Mountain Lion (Santa Ana mountains)
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
1. Pika
2. Gerbil
3. Nutria
4. Muskrat
5. Philadelphia City Rat
2. Gerbil
3. Nutria
4. Muskrat
5. Philadelphia City Rat
Morning. Let’s get after it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Morning. Let’s get after it.
I just noticed my parent’s new nativity. #PiplupIsTheReasonForTheSeason
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I just noticed my parent’s new nativity. #PiplupIsTheReasonForTheSeason
Hey Siri. Play The Loadout but for dishes.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hey Siri. Play The Loadout but for dishes.
How did I never know that “not required to make anything” was an option for Thanksgiving before this year? This is great!
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
How did I never know that “not required to make anything” was an option for Thanksgiving before this year? This is great!
Today’s offering.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Today’s offering.
“Why do I live somewhere where my face hurts in winter?” Because of the porch fridge, silly.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Why do I live somewhere where my face hurts in winter?” Because of the porch fridge, silly.
Peanut butter and chocolate were requested this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Peanut butter and chocolate were requested this morning.
Ok. Time to write a realized universe around the pasta knight and rigatoni pony.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ok. Time to write a realized universe around the pasta knight and rigatoni pony.
I love the Goldfish float. I want one.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I love the Goldfish float. I want one.
I was not prepared for Shaggy and Rayvon before noon.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I was not prepared for Shaggy and Rayvon before noon.
Tonight was my first experience with the CDS. That was something. But I’m not sure where I would store a steer.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Tonight was my first experience with the CDS. That was something. But I’m not sure where I would store a steer.
I haven’t had a chance to do one of these in months. Heck. Not since my move in May. Breaks are nice.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I haven’t had a chance to do one of these in months. Heck. Not since my move in May. Breaks are nice.
Make sure to give the kids something creative to do. Centerpiece creation comes to mind.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Make sure to give the kids something creative to do. Centerpiece creation comes to mind.
IYKYK
Walking in Pittsburgh - (Walking in Memphis parody) - Tim Ruff
YouTube video by timruffmusic
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November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
IYKYK
Eastern embracing this joke has been amazing this year.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Eastern embracing this joke has been amazing this year.
Happy break, kids.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy break, kids.
What allergies/sensitivities are you accommodating at your table this year? My list is gluten, egg, squashes, mushrooms, beef, and walnuts this year. Shout out to all the folks who make spaces for others rather than insisting that Great Aunt Ermintrude’s Kerfuffle Surprise is worth risking death.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
What allergies/sensitivities are you accommodating at your table this year? My list is gluten, egg, squashes, mushrooms, beef, and walnuts this year. Shout out to all the folks who make spaces for others rather than insisting that Great Aunt Ermintrude’s Kerfuffle Surprise is worth risking death.
Today I am thankful for you. Yes. You.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Today I am thankful for you. Yes. You.
Do you ever worry that your aromatics aren’t aromatic enough?
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Do you ever worry that your aromatics aren’t aromatic enough?
Out of the woods. What did I miss?
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Out of the woods. What did I miss?
Happy closing night. Breaking out the Beaker socks for this one.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Happy closing night. Breaking out the Beaker socks for this one.