Teenager: I think I'm going to apply for #TheTraitors. I think I'd be a great #Traitor.

Me: No, you'd be rubbish at one of the most important parts of the show.

Teenager: (indignantly) Rubbish. What part?

Me: The part where you have to stay off your phone for 3 weeks!

#TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK

I love the bit on #TheTraitors where a #Traitor says "I was always just being myself".

You mean you murder people in real life, too?

#TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK

Really enjoyed seeing @watsoncomedian.bsky.social live for the first time. There's something quite refreshing about a comedian who gives you the impression that they've just stopped by for a chat and a laugh at it all. No lecturing, no real anecdotage, just good - hilarious - fun.

Hmmm, OK, this all seems to be very bright and shiny and...spacious? Wonder who else is here that I know?