The Skinny Menace
@theskinnymenace.bsky.social
Assorted meats with anxiety and some electricity
Pinned
I do not exist in this world to only be comfortable.
I exist in this world because of a series of miraculous accidents and implausibility on a truly cosmic scale.
I wont sabotage something I feel passionate about because it may be uncomfortable.
I exist in this world because of a series of miraculous accidents and implausibility on a truly cosmic scale.
I wont sabotage something I feel passionate about because it may be uncomfortable.
When you throw your used car batteries into places that are not the oceans it makes the whales come up and try to retrieve them.
Throw car batteries into the ocean. never lakes or rivers.
Throw car batteries into the ocean. never lakes or rivers.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
When you throw your used car batteries into places that are not the oceans it makes the whales come up and try to retrieve them.
Throw car batteries into the ocean. never lakes or rivers.
Throw car batteries into the ocean. never lakes or rivers.
Don't forget to leave your pumpkins in place so you have a nice pile of Yule Mush by Christmas
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Don't forget to leave your pumpkins in place so you have a nice pile of Yule Mush by Christmas
Some early morning arts
The Heldeberg Escarpment
The Heldeberg Escarpment
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Some early morning arts
The Heldeberg Escarpment
The Heldeberg Escarpment
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Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
I don't believe in ghosts.
The departed don't remain
but pieces do
When you say half a joke and wait
That silence
forever hung in the air
for a punchline
that was theirs
That's a piece
The departed don't remain
but pieces do
When you say half a joke and wait
That silence
forever hung in the air
for a punchline
that was theirs
That's a piece
September 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I don't believe in ghosts.
The departed don't remain
but pieces do
When you say half a joke and wait
That silence
forever hung in the air
for a punchline
that was theirs
That's a piece
The departed don't remain
but pieces do
When you say half a joke and wait
That silence
forever hung in the air
for a punchline
that was theirs
That's a piece
Reposted by The Skinny Menace
Reposted by The Skinny Menace
PRETTY WOMAN & TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES went head to head at the box office in March of 1990 and even had newspaper promo ads referencing each other.
September 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
PRETTY WOMAN & TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES went head to head at the box office in March of 1990 and even had newspaper promo ads referencing each other.
I had a dream where I had a regional delicacy,
It's called A Santas shit
its a reindeer sausage with a buncha cookies jammed in it.
It's called A Santas shit
its a reindeer sausage with a buncha cookies jammed in it.
July 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I had a dream where I had a regional delicacy,
It's called A Santas shit
its a reindeer sausage with a buncha cookies jammed in it.
It's called A Santas shit
its a reindeer sausage with a buncha cookies jammed in it.
I broke my "eating a hot dog every day" streak. It was 10 days. I think I can do better. Is there an all beef hot dog procurement facility that could sponsor me?
This isnt about quantity, it's about duration.
This isnt about quantity, it's about duration.
July 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I broke my "eating a hot dog every day" streak. It was 10 days. I think I can do better. Is there an all beef hot dog procurement facility that could sponsor me?
This isnt about quantity, it's about duration.
This isnt about quantity, it's about duration.
i got that dog in me
(2 nathans hot dogs with cream cheese and deli mustard)
(2 nathans hot dogs with cream cheese and deli mustard)
July 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i got that dog in me
(2 nathans hot dogs with cream cheese and deli mustard)
(2 nathans hot dogs with cream cheese and deli mustard)
Happy Birthday Bret Hart!
July 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy Birthday Bret Hart!
A lil perspective
July 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A lil perspective
My hand at a person
It's John Daker. He can sing, but maybe he shouldn't
It's John Daker. He can sing, but maybe he shouldn't
July 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My hand at a person
It's John Daker. He can sing, but maybe he shouldn't
It's John Daker. He can sing, but maybe he shouldn't
My aunt sent me some paper for arts.
July 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My aunt sent me some paper for arts.
I make a tiny talk show with my kiddo its #ExtraHomework!
inspired by @paulscheer.com @robhuebel.bsky.social from #TheDarkWeb
Ep 3 Its kind of about food
youtu.be/OXougqeqZFo?...
inspired by @paulscheer.com @robhuebel.bsky.social from #TheDarkWeb
Ep 3 Its kind of about food
youtu.be/OXougqeqZFo?...
Extra Homework Ep 3
YouTube video by TheSkinnyMenace
youtu.be
June 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I make a tiny talk show with my kiddo its #ExtraHomework!
inspired by @paulscheer.com @robhuebel.bsky.social from #TheDarkWeb
Ep 3 Its kind of about food
youtu.be/OXougqeqZFo?...
inspired by @paulscheer.com @robhuebel.bsky.social from #TheDarkWeb
Ep 3 Its kind of about food
youtu.be/OXougqeqZFo?...
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Chemtrails are just government strength Febreze
June 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Chemtrails are just government strength Febreze
Happy Birthday Lisa
(its also MY birthday today, fuck you MJ you dead idiot)
(its also MY birthday today, fuck you MJ you dead idiot)
June 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy Birthday Lisa
(its also MY birthday today, fuck you MJ you dead idiot)
(its also MY birthday today, fuck you MJ you dead idiot)
Its my Birthday! Im going to only work half a day, go get a hair cut and then who knows!
I dont know the exact combination of events that have lead up to me getting to be 44 but im glad im here.
I dont know the exact combination of events that have lead up to me getting to be 44 but im glad im here.
June 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Its my Birthday! Im going to only work half a day, go get a hair cut and then who knows!
I dont know the exact combination of events that have lead up to me getting to be 44 but im glad im here.
I dont know the exact combination of events that have lead up to me getting to be 44 but im glad im here.
Sometimes I have to get away. I drive to the store, get some sugar garbage food and see how much of it I can eat before I get home.
No talking allowed
No talking allowed
June 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sometimes I have to get away. I drive to the store, get some sugar garbage food and see how much of it I can eat before I get home.
No talking allowed
No talking allowed
Ive been reading the #Discworld books aloud to my kiddo since she was about 5 or 6. We are going in mostly publication order. Thing is we are down near the end. We will be finishing #MakingMoney this week and there are not that many left in the series.
=(
=(
June 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ive been reading the #Discworld books aloud to my kiddo since she was about 5 or 6. We are going in mostly publication order. Thing is we are down near the end. We will be finishing #MakingMoney this week and there are not that many left in the series.
=(
=(
I need to find better ways of monetizing my ability to b polite and "good phone voice"
anything you want me to read to you? Ill do it
anything you want me to read to you? Ill do it
June 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I need to find better ways of monetizing my ability to b polite and "good phone voice"
anything you want me to read to you? Ill do it
anything you want me to read to you? Ill do it
Yay for breakfast
June 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yay for breakfast