Joe (Not Sure) Shmooz
theshmooz.bsky.social
Joe (Not Sure) Shmooz
@theshmooz.bsky.social
Lead, Follow, or get out of the way. I just want to get out of the way - Idiocracy
Solitude makes us tougher towards ourselves and tenderer towards others. Both ways improves our character. - Nietzsche
Blow up the outside world - Soundgarden
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
October 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm with Kamala Harris. "These muthafuckers are CRAZY!!"
October 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just like the pathetic head clown they're working for.
September 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
There are no words that equal the level of WTAF words came out of his mouth.
September 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
September 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
September 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
September 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
September 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'll add some comic relief for my Windy city peeps. Stay safe. Idiocracy is now
September 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
August 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
August 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Didn't you hear, it's already on the map above the Gulf of America.🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
August 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Shhhh..Keep that on the down low. If RFK Jr finds out he'll be telling everyone that he's located the fountain of youth and we should all go swimming to cure autism and gain natural immunity. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
August 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
August 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
August 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
With recent Measles and Polio revivals, global coronavirus pandemic and bird and swine flus' ready to emerge without oversight from our virology dream team. Mind blown, we've achieved Idiocracy. American #1 idiots.
August 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I can't believe that America has achieved the pinnacle of ultimate ignorance. We've chosen political propaganda over scientists with decades of experience to protect society from our own human extinction by bacterial and viral pandemic outbreaks.
August 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
We're so far past the America that the founding fathers created. I'm gonna burn the flag of the current Dumbfuckistan we've devolved into.
August 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
August 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hmm, Cruella's evolved from targeting Dalmatian puppies to attempting to rewrite history that exposed the Trump-Putin collusion Quid Pro Quo. Didn't have that one on my Disney character bingo card.
August 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM