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torrance + the machine 🃏
@thesharpesttack.bsky.social
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this is my balatro blog i’m sorry
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tile print a huge picture of jeff goldblum from jurassic park and put it up for all to see
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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New Best Hand just dropped 😌
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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WE'RE SO BACK!!! FINALLY GOT HIM
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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:)
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as always with my fellow booty expert @fetalstar.bsky.social
Playing I'm On Observation Duty 6 Hard Mode with fetalstar Saturday July 26th at 9pm ET / 7pm MT.
July 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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If you can find where they are you get internet props hehe
June 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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👻 @fetalstar.bsky.social and i are back at it again ga(y)mers 📹

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Streaming "I'm on Observation Duty 6" on Hard Mode with fetalstar this Saturday May 17th, 2025! It'll be at twitch.tv/thesharpesttack at 9pm ET/7pm MT
May 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I got a tat earlier this year and this shit is S tier. Clean, moisturize and put this bad boy on. I also constantly apply aquaphor when it’s exposed.

Also, you’re gonna be bloody in that area for several hours afterwards and it’s okay! Also the area will start to peel, that’s supposed to happen❤️
March 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The company I work for had a major layoff last Thursday (over 140 employees) with more than half of my friends told to leave.
The survivor’s guilt has been palpable.
I miss my work bestie. So many queer and people of color are gone too.

Copium Polish Cow for the past three days at work
March 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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we're back worms

with @fetalstar.bsky.social
thesharpesttack and fetalstar playing "I'm On Observation Duty 6" on Saturday March 1st, 2025. Streaming on twitch.tv/thesharpesttack at 9pm EST / 7pm MST
February 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Continuing what we started on my Birthday stream with part 2 of the Polaroid OneStep LEGO Build + the punishment of 54 blinds in Balatro.

LIVE NOW 7pm ET :)
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January 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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We’re gettin’ closer to Stuntman……so close yet so far
January 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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We noticed you across the bar and hated your vibe 👊
Weeble
January 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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we did it ga(y)mers
December 31, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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And a timelapse bc, again, I'm Very Normal about this game
December 27, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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Why yes these are homemade Balatro cards bc I'm Very Normal about this game
A homemade Balatro joker called SmashPass, a joker with a 1 in 2 chance for a Hot Take. A homemade Balatro joker called Snap Joker, a joker that gains +8 Chips each LEGO piece used. A homemade Balatro joker called Glitch, a joker that has x5 Mult that loses x0.10 for each Anomaly not found.
December 27, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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Monday December 30th. 3PM ET.
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Birthday Stream u already knowwwwwwww!

Special guests @soopurkul.bsky.social and @fetalstar.bsky.social !
The annual thesharpesttack Birthday Twitch Stream! Every given $5, a Twitch subscription, or each $5 in a Thorne gift's total forces me to play one round of the critically acclaimed rouge-like, deck-building game Balatro. Each part of the stream is represented with a custom made Joker card by yours truly. The first is a SmashPass, a joker with a 1 in 2 chance for a Hot Take. This part of the stream is my friend @SoopurKul and I rating which Balatro jokers we'd smash or pass. The second is Snap Joker, a joker that gains +8 Chips each LEGO piece used. This part of the stream is me building a Polaroid LEGO set. I will most likely not finish this and will continue on another stream. The third is Glitch, a joker that has x5 Mult that loses x0.10 for each Anomaly not found. This part of the stream is my friend @fetalstar and I playing I'm on Observation Duty 6. This stream takes place on December 30th, 2024, from 3pm Eastern Time till whenever. URL: twitch.tv/thesharpesttack
December 27, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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I finally picked up balders gate 3 again and spoilers below but #bg3spoilers
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Just experienced the naked illithid jumpscare. WHY IS YOUR WAIST SO SNATCHED SIR?!
November 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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WE DID IT! FIRST GOLD EVER
November 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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Supergiant’s Thanatos’ favorite bar
November 27, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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A great Ante 1 and, uh, Overkill.
November 26, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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That time where each queen in your hand you get a mult, so you copy it dozens of times and so your deck is just steel queens. Yeah
November 26, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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Forcing my 19 followers to view my Balatro dubs
November 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM