Stephen B
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Stephen B
@thesecondsingle.bsky.social
And to all a good night
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh no dad thinks he’s cool guys
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If there’s one thing that’s easy for sub minimum wage undocumented immigrants to do, it’s get a 30 year mortgage from a bank. 20% down? 3 years of taxes and paystubs? Zero issues here!
JD Vance: "Democrats' idea was the way you get more prosperity is that you import more and more low wage servants."
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
JD definitely had The Chive merch in 2008
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Did not realize the border now extends to the Great Lakes
Bovino: "We're ratcheting operations up in Chicago. That's a very corrupt system in Chicago. Whether it's those elected leaders like Pritzker or those out of control judges, Chicago needs some attention. You're gonna see some very dynamic operations."
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Mf “by the way’d” his own “by the way”
Really worth reading the entire 60 minutes interview transcript but admit this part got me laughing out loud.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Wow. Sidney Reid, the DC woman just found not guilty of assaulting an FBI agent, issues a withering and gutsy statement on Trump through her attorneys.

"I feel sorry for the prosecutors really, who must be burdened by Trump's irrational and unfounded hatred for his fellow man."

It's a must-read:
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
People who work for special education already have to make do with so little. This happens while Argentina gets a $20 billion bailout.

If you don't want to be compared to Nazis, maybe stop copying from their playbook.
October 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
pre-Trump Carolla would have unequivocally supported his friend and shit on the government overreach.

the latest in this trend of people who jumped on the Trump train in 2024 and are now realizing what they signed up for but refuse to admit any buyer's remorse so instead they're minimizing it.
September 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Kayleigh McEnany on Jimmy Kimmel's suspension: "For all the concern about the 'the First Amendment, the First Amendment,' what about all the amendments that Charlie Kirk lost? Because Charlie Kirk has no amendments right now. None."
September 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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It's a cliche to say it at this point, but breaking the law for over a year while negotiating a deal that gives two of his biggest campaign donors part ownership over the most influential social media platform in the world would have been the defining scandal for any other president.
Don’t Be Fooled by a Trump-Xi Deal on TikTok
Regardless of any agreement, Trump has been breaking the law all year.
www.politico.com
September 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I feel like when Matt fucking Drudge is comparing policies to the Nazis we are not in a good place
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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donald trump and the white nationalists that run his government want you to think that slavery was just fine www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
National park to remove photo of enslaved man’s scars
The Trump administration is ordering the removal of information on slavery at multiple national parks in an effort to scrub them of “corrosive ideology.”
www.washingtonpost.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’ve never witnessed someone’s soul turn to dogshit in real time like I have with Gutfeld.
Gutfeld: “We don’t need more info. Why is this only happening on the left?”

@jessicatarlov.bsky.social : “What about Melissa Hortman?”

Gutfeld: “I never heard of her til she died.”

Tarlov: “Does it matter?”

Gutfeld: “Don’t play that bullshit.”
September 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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ive never seen anything like rhetoric coming from the right in the last week, this is absolutely insane and it needs to stop and people in power need to start speaking the fuck up like right the fuck now
September 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.
September 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You know how committed to racist you have to be to leave a TV job to work at the EEOC?
September 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM