Scott
@thescottfather.bsky.social
Auburn fan/alum, fan of the Falcons, Braves, Hawks, Oilers, Penguins, Leafs. Love playing hashtag games. NOwhere near being an influencer.
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Scott
@thescottfather.bsky.social
· Dec 12
B/c I've had 4 people DM me in the past 2 weeks on here & twitter(where I've had a post pinned saying don't DM me unless certain rules are met), I'm doing it here & pinning it.
Only DM me if I've given you permission(b/c you asked), I know you in RL, or I've talked to you many times b4. 0 exceptions
Only DM me if I've given you permission(b/c you asked), I know you in RL, or I've talked to you many times b4. 0 exceptions
#stilltoaccomplishin2025 gain 5-10lbs(depends on scale I'm on) & get back to where I'm in my mid-high 170s(I was in my mid-high 140s at end of Aug).
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
#stilltoaccomplishin2025 gain 5-10lbs(depends on scale I'm on) & get back to where I'm in my mid-high 170s(I was in my mid-high 140s at end of Aug).
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#meanwhileonelmstreet my cat's waiting on Freddie to fall asleep.
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October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
#meanwhileonelmstreet my cat's waiting on Freddie to fall asleep.
I no longer march to the beat of my own drum.
I more shuffle to the pops & creaks of my own body.
I more shuffle to the pops & creaks of my own body.
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I no longer march to the beat of my own drum.
I more shuffle to the pops & creaks of my own body.
I more shuffle to the pops & creaks of my own body.
#whaticandowithoutis neuropathy in my feet.
October 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
#whaticandowithoutis neuropathy in my feet.
You know you're in the DEEP South when you see someone advertise their small town taxi service on their back window, & it's a pickup truck.
September 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You know you're in the DEEP South when you see someone advertise their small town taxi service on their back window, & it's a pickup truck.
I remember how I was like when I was poor.
It's only been 5 minutes, hence why it's so easy for me to remember.
It's only been 5 minutes, hence why it's so easy for me to remember.
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I remember how I was like when I was poor.
It's only been 5 minutes, hence why it's so easy for me to remember.
It's only been 5 minutes, hence why it's so easy for me to remember.
I'm pretty sure that any girl in the '80s, when she reached the age of 13, was gifted an entire case of Aquanet for their birthday.
September 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I'm pretty sure that any girl in the '80s, when she reached the age of 13, was gifted an entire case of Aquanet for their birthday.
How come many people tell you to have another drink in the morning when they hear you've got a hangover, but you never hear "oh, you've got crappy breath in the morning? Have another burrito."
August 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How come many people tell you to have another drink in the morning when they hear you've got a hangover, but you never hear "oh, you've got crappy breath in the morning? Have another burrito."
Just to let people on here know, since I haven't posted in a month, I'm NOT dead.
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August 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just to let people on here know, since I haven't posted in a month, I'm NOT dead.
40 years ago today, Live Aid began.
Millennials have only seen it on YouTube & Gen Z is "what is this Live Aid you speak about?"
Millennials have only seen it on YouTube & Gen Z is "what is this Live Aid you speak about?"
July 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
40 years ago today, Live Aid began.
Millennials have only seen it on YouTube & Gen Z is "what is this Live Aid you speak about?"
Millennials have only seen it on YouTube & Gen Z is "what is this Live Aid you speak about?"
Whenever I see an ad that says "food deserves Pepsi", I can't help but wonder "what bad thing did food do to Pepsi?"
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Whenever I see an ad that says "food deserves Pepsi", I can't help but wonder "what bad thing did food do to Pepsi?"
I knew I hadn't posted in a while on here, as I've barely posted anywhere of late, but I didn't realize it'd been pretty much 3 weeks since my last post.
Yeesh.
Yeesh.
June 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I knew I hadn't posted in a while on here, as I've barely posted anywhere of late, but I didn't realize it'd been pretty much 3 weeks since my last post.
Yeesh.
Yeesh.
#ISaveTheTurtlesWhen I think it's the last 1960s semi-upbeat song I want to hear for the day.
May 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
#ISaveTheTurtlesWhen I think it's the last 1960s semi-upbeat song I want to hear for the day.
#makeasongaboutyourself Scott Like a Man
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May 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
#makeasongaboutyourself Scott Like a Man
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#atthecatmusicfestival someone passed around some "infused" catnip.
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May 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
#atthecatmusicfestival someone passed around some "infused" catnip.
#ShoesOfAllKindsInASongOrMovie Louboutin Men
May 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#ShoesOfAllKindsInASongOrMovie Louboutin Men
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#iwouldsacrifice__for every billionaire / world peace
May 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
#iwouldsacrifice__for every billionaire / world peace
Man & a woman had another woman.
Yes, they did.
That makes 3.
Cause that's the magic num-ber.
It takes threeeee to make a fantasy. 3,6,9..12,15,18...21,24,27..orgy.(Adult House Rock)
Yes, they did.
That makes 3.
Cause that's the magic num-ber.
It takes threeeee to make a fantasy. 3,6,9..12,15,18...21,24,27..orgy.(Adult House Rock)
May 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Man & a woman had another woman.
Yes, they did.
That makes 3.
Cause that's the magic num-ber.
It takes threeeee to make a fantasy. 3,6,9..12,15,18...21,24,27..orgy.(Adult House Rock)
Yes, they did.
That makes 3.
Cause that's the magic num-ber.
It takes threeeee to make a fantasy. 3,6,9..12,15,18...21,24,27..orgy.(Adult House Rock)
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BRILLIANT! 👏👏👏
May 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
BRILLIANT! 👏👏👏
#MyEgoIsntBig would be a lie.
It's MASSIVE!
It's MASSIVE!
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May 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
#MyEgoIsntBig would be a lie.
It's MASSIVE!
It's MASSIVE!
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Then he would change his mind, then change it back, then create a diversion
May 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Then he would change his mind, then change it back, then create a diversion