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Sarah Gage (She/Her/Hers)
@thesarahgage.bsky.social
By day, I walk dogs. By night, I RESIST. ✊🏻

Business owner. 🐶 Dog mom. ☕️ Coffee addict. 🌱 Vegan. 🏳️‍🌈 Ally. 🏳️‍⚧️ Fuck MAGA, fuck hate. ☮️ Too old for this shit.
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Hi everyone, I started a fundraiser on GoFundMe and would really appreciate your support. Whether you donate or share the fundraiser, any kind of help counts.

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Donate to Help Chance Overcome His Medical Challenges, organized by Sarah Gage
My 9-year-old rescue dog, Chance, needed two surgeries recently. The first was … Sarah Gage needs your support for Help Chance Overcome His Medical Challenges
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When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Payroll done early! 💪🏻🎉
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It’s the day after Thanksgiving so time to switch to the Christmas Peaceful Piano playlist on Spotify! 🤣🎄
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Chance is on his first Kong of the day!
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
You know you have no life when you're planning to freeze like five peanut butter kongs for your dog before Thursday so he can have a Thanksgiving feast too. 🤦‍♀️
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My lady wasn’t running the Chinese takeout shop tonight, her husband was, so no free spring roll or extra fortune cookies for me! 😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is like the 3rd or 4th Otter Box I’ve totally destroyed. They really need to pay me to figure out how I keep breaking “unbreakable” products 😂😂😂
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Fuck yeah I just added CHiPs to my Prime Video watchlist! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Payroll done thank christ
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I hate payroll
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
WEBSTER BANK IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Dog beat me into the bedroom again! Little old man is getting cranky about his bedtime apparently. 😂😂😂
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
2nd night the dog has beaten me into the bedroom 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Mental disorder” yeah you could say that lmao
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
First song pkaying at the oil change place. Hopefully everything else on the playlist is this good! youtu.be/kR5Ki6jjPaY
Dirty Work
YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic
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November 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Here are some political positions that are no longer controversial:

1) Medicare for all
2) Defund ICE
3) Stop funding Israel
4) Expand the SCOTUS
5) Forgive student and medical debt
6) universal child care and pre-K
7) tuition free community and state college
8) invest in clean energy
9) stop the
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Finished washing face/brushing teeth & the dog was nowhere to be found. He had wandered out of the bathroom & wasn’t in his bedroom, on the kitchen mat he likes to lie on or either of his 2 living room beds. Instead he was already snoring on his bed next to my bed. It’s only 10:18! 🤦🏻‍♀️
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Love being told I'll be on hold with Eversource for 45+ minutes.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“Where is my dinner????? It is late, this is an outrage!”
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Payroll done! I hate payroll.
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So in addition to the owner of my favorite Chinese takeout place giving me a free veggie spring roll. Every time I order, she is also now giving me like 10 fortune cookies every time because I once mentioned my dog loves them so we share them. 🥡🥠😂
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I think someone wants to go to bed.
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Payroll done!!! 💪🏻
October 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM