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The Saddest Man in Seattle (Ocean Shores too)
@thesaddestman.bsky.social
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The Sadddest Man in Seattle, as well as Ocean Shores.
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thesaddestman.bsky.social
Sorcerer is top 3 for me
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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aetataureate.bsky.social
the yetee also has two more GREAT kei truck designs today for you kei truck and "promise mascot" sickos!!!

theyetee.com/products/neo...

theyetee.com/products/bor...
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
people who can barely read attempting to analyze electoral politics is a terrible scheme for a website or an app, but could be a great half hour tv show
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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dillo.media
this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
bring back http. no one corporation should control an entire layer of the internet
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
The best part of my job? Easy. It’s the fact that I can be fired at any time for no reason.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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frogeveryday.bsky.social
Jodi the frog
Jodi the frog
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
SOON - dashare.zone ADMIN
NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!! DO NOT LEAVE THIS EARTH UNTIL YOU GET TO SEE THE RICH PEACES OF SHIT WHO RUNED THE COMPUTER EXPERIENCE DEMISE, SADNESS, LOSS OF WORTH, FEELING OF HOPELESSNESS, ANHEDONIA, FATIGUE, BILLS THEY CANT PAY, HEADACHE, NAUSEA AND THE SINKING REALIZATION THAT THERE A SMALL PILE OF TERDS IN A BIG WORLD THEY DONT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND!!!!!!! THE PENDULUM WILL SWING THE OTHER WAY AND THE FURTHER IT GOES AS ITS GONE FOR A WHILE, THE HARDER IT COMES BACK!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "INVESTERS RUINED HAVING FUN ON THE COMPUTER, BUT AT LEAST WHEN THE AI BUBBLE POPS COMPUTERS WILL RUIN HAVING FUN INVESTING MONEY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
🚨EMERGENCY EPISODE⚠️
corporations are watching you pee and poop! they are installing cameras in your toilet!!! this episode is free for the public to listen to at patreon.com/garbagebrain...
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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aetataureate.bsky.social
If you are able to, you could celebrate my birthday with me (I'm 40!) by giving money in the #mutualAid tag or to a food bank near you. Or if you're out and about, find a Little Free Pantry near you and drop off some Spaghettios etc. They are a superfood (they are not)

www.littlefreepantry.org
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
you're so relaxed! nothing stresses you out no, i'm stressed out so much and often that it looks normal
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
thesaddestman.bsky.social
used to be exempt now i’m just excepted
October 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
"decentralized" means that you no longer have to rely on a large, complex system run by a few unreachable elites! instead, you get to rely on one guy who has to leave his computer on all day, and will never abuse his tiny amount of power
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
"for you?" man i dont even know what's "for me" most of the time and i've been in here since i was born
October 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
MY IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN
2 SKULL'S ONE IS RED ONE IS BLUE BUT OTHERWISE THE SAME, COINCIDIENCE? OR METAPHOR???? DA TEXT SAYS "WE SHOULD INVENT A POLITICAL PARTY THAT STOPS THE REPUBLICANS FROM DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT ALL THE TIME, FROGS SHOULD BEA BLE TO TALK AND SING IF YOUR THE ONLY ONE LOOKIN AT THEM, AND YOU CAN GET FROG SIZE HATS FOR THEM AND THE FROG STORE IS UNIONIZED AND THEY SELL FROG HARD HATS MOTHER FUCKER, " - DIDENT HAVE ROOM BUT ANOTHER GOOD ONE IS "FROG FEZ" JUST PICTURE THAT SUCKER IN YOUR MIND BUT ANY HAT IS GOOD. COWBOY HAT IS A CLASSIC FROG HAT. SKI MASK SO THERE EYES AND FROG MOUTH IS STICKEN OUT AND THERE IN FROG BANK ROBBER MODE, KENTUCKY DERBY HAT, THE LIST GOES ON,,, WELL I HOPE YOUR KICKEN ASS OUT THERE ,HAVE A GOOD WEEK END - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
March 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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aetataureate.bsky.social
Thank you to everyone who helped me with science*

* not science
highlighted text reads, "One Scorpio said of Bullet Bill, "I just like being able to bulldoze through all my opponents." Scientifically, this is what a Scorpio is.
October 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
thesaddestman.bsky.social
tsunami alert test always throws me for a loop
October 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
TRUST ME ONT HIS ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN WHOSE SAYEN "MICRO WAVE YOUR FOOD LONGER SO IT BURNS A LITTLE , ITS BETTER THIS WAY THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS " REVIEW THE TIME'S ON ALL MICROWAVE FOOD!!! THEY WANT US EATTEN SOGGY AND PALE FOOD'S!!! THEY ARE AFRAID OF A NATION OF CRISPY EATERS!! AND THEY SOULD BE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
thesaddestman.bsky.social
70+ miles from an interstate hwy lolol
September 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
thesaddestman.bsky.social
Half Baked Worker
September 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
No! Mom! Don’t come in! I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash!
September 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
thesaddestman.bsky.social
“bro, you’re an idiot” as your life falls apart
September 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
SHHHHH - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKEALATEN THROWIN THERE PHONE IN THE TRASH!! AND IT SAYS "DONT SAY ANYTHING ON YOUR PHONE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO SEE PRINTED OUT IN YOUR INTEROGATION ROOM" AND YA MIGHT THINK ITS A CURRENT EVENTS COMENTARY BUT WE KNEW ABOUT THE NSA'S XKEYSCORE SINCE 2013 AND WARANTLESS WIRETAPPING A DECADE BEFORE THAT SO KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN ,POSTING WONT FIX ANYTHING TAHTS HAPPENING PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE SO YA DONT NEED TO TYPE THAT STUFF INTO YOUR PHONE, POLITICIANS WOULDNT BE ON THE PHONE TELLING US "GET ANGRY" IF GETTING ANGRY ON THE PHONE CHANGED THE STATUS QUO, SO THINK ABOUT THAT,,,, ALSO THE PHONE SAYS "DOUG DEALER" LOL ZOOM IN ON IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
September 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM