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This just in!

Let’s see how this goes down 😂😭
August 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
#Queekisms

*in a deep booming narrator voice*

It has begun.
August 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
August 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
#Queekisms

*offers this up as an idea*
August 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
#Queekisms

Idk what I’m looking at but I love it
August 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
#Queekismms

Gimme suggestions!
I’m always open to trying stuff.
August 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Looking at this picture?
It wouldn’t surprise us.
August 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Just for shits and giggles, here’s a video of a fox who decided to say hello while I was on holiday a few weeks ago.

(This happened miles and miles away from Saige! So please nobody panic! He’s okay!)
August 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And here’s another one!

Thank you everyone! Thank you for following and getting this place to a point it doesn’t deserve to be at!

I was pretty done with the RPN back in the day, but this place and you all have made this mess fun to do again.

I’ll be forever grateful. ❤️
August 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
#Queekisms

I once promised that if this account ever hit 2K I’d share some videos of my rabbit.

So everyone, meet Saige!
August 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
#Queekisms

Anyway.
Here’s a cool acoustic cover of the Ben 10 theme.
August 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Okay. Here’s two monies.
July 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
In job market news, Aperture Science is apparently looking to fill a few dozen vacancies ranging from janitors to researchers.

This could be the start of a new and exciting career for anyone interested! (Or it could be your demise. Who really knows?)
July 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
We’re excited to announce that the inaugural host of RLN shall be the fantastic Caesar Flickerman!

He’s dazzling, he’s charming, and he was pretty cheap to hire after his last career suddenly ended, we think he’ll be a great first host!
July 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Here’s the banner. Has a PFP.
If anyone wants it I’ll shoot them over the version without my name plastered in the corner lmao.
July 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This just in!

We’re collecting Supermen.
With only three more Supermen, we could DESTROY HALF OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FOR NO OBVIOUS OR CLEAR REASON!

Or something.
Maybe we’ll just make ink cheaper.
It’s expensive for us.
July 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
#Queekisms

You mean what gave me the idea for the RN originally, I assume? It wasn’t anything in particular honestly.

I had a page for the First Doctor (DW) and I kinda went sour on DWRP for reasons icbf to get into. I brainstormed some ideas, came-up with the news idea, ran it by friends and -
July 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
#Queekisms

As a wrestler? Hulk Hogan certainly had a presence. That’s undeniable. He was never my cuppa tea but you can’t deny he was a god in the 80s.

Though his actual wrestling ability was stupidly limited.

As a person? He was pretty shitty. He was a racist, he was MAGA, he was unbelievably -
July 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
#Queekisms

Hulkamania is indeed over, brother.

It’s kinda crazy that in the space of a day we’ve lost two names as big as Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan.

(That’s not me putting the two on the same pedestal as people. Just recognising their sheer size.)
July 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This just in!

The Roleplay Network is proud to announce that a new show, a late-night talk show called Roleplay Late Night, will begin next Monday as apart of our company’s efforts to expand our outlets.

Over the next few days, we’ll be dropping teasers and spoilers about this new show of ours.
July 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
#Queekisms

By definition it’s Roboute right?
Purely from a pragmatic view.

My personal favourite though is either Pertie or Khan. Pertie was probably the only traitor with legit reasons to hate the Emperor, and Khan’s aura is just unreal.

Pertie
Khan
Roboute
July 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
#Queekisms

They weren’t.

Charges being dropped because of a lack of evidence is not the same as the allegations being untrue.

Just look at Kevin Spacey.

And yeah he’s also by all accounts an extremely self-obsessed individual despite his obvious lack of any real talent.
July 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
#Queekisms

In universe?
It’s probably the Word Bearers right? Technically, the whole setting is their fault.

Though if the Daemonculaba is still canon then definitely the Iron Warriors. (Minors do not look that up and really anyone who just can’t stand absolute awful, awful things.)
July 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
#Queekisms

Guuuuuuuuuuh.

For being bad wrestlers?
- Bastion Booger
- The Great Khali
- Giant Gonzales
- Heidenreich
- Volkoff
- Psycho Sid
- George Steele

For being bad people?
- Hulk Hogan
- Ultimate Warrior
- The DiBiase family
- Enzo Amore
- Chris Benoit
- Jimmy Snuka
- Fabulous Moolah
July 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
*dies???*
July 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM