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This delusion of this fucking guy.

The lovely thing is that your takes are often so head snapping that people will simultaneously believe that this list is legit while also thinking it's fake and meant to troll the entire country (or the pumpkin pie lovers, at any rate).

Narrator: "Very."

The line comparing her to Lana Del Rey is what sent me.

"Maybe it was the vaccines."

Even her sardonic attempts at deflection betray the fact that she's still all in, it's just that now she's going to cash in on it.

Thank fucking god ESPN is not available on YouTube TV at the moment.

Nothing says "dedication" and "patriotism" like showing up for a job where you are handling ungodly levels of stress, not getting paid, and seeing every day in the news that your administration bosses are saying you might never get retroactively paid for vis-a-vis shutdown days.

Most men, in particular young men, have horrific penmanship and illegible signatures. This thing here is impressive.

That's a scoop of something that looks and smells very much like a scoop of what comes out of the kitty litter box.

You're one of the few who talk in clear terms about what an inane yet criminal racket this Administration is, so you know these are not normal times.

Please stop talking like using normal Senate tactics and process measures will stanch the bleeding. We have to fight every damn minute on everything.

You're a weak, disingenuous coward, and the deaths of all those who will go without ACA coverage are on you and your band of spineless colleagues.

You're a complete joke, and I hope that you spend what remains of your time in the Senate, much less on Earth, being reminded of that every single day.

This is an absolute disgrace and betrayal to your state, to your party, and to your country.

And that voice switch comes right after saying "JD Vance is a total phony."

This dude is not gonna be President no matter how hard he tries.

I dunno. Both cats and little kids love to play with cardboard boxes and I can't imagine literally anyone or anything on the planet who'd feel the same way about Kevin.

"...a strategic national reserve of computing power" does not, in fact, make "a lot of sense."

Yes, alas.

JFC