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I spent 25 years learning consumer psychology at some of the best advertising agencies, working on some of the biggest brands in the world. Just so I could trick medium sized businesses to think that marketing really works, at a startup called David & Co.
My favourite so far 😊
Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.
April 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Pete Hegseth just accidentally texted me the colonel's secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices.
March 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I saw it at the station—five men reading through Smith’s window. Like a Saturday afternoon in 1980s Burton on Trent, when I was a boy. People going about their business, men watching football outside Rumbelows or Radio Rentals, but without the rain. Chapeau @privateeyenews.bsky.social.
January 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Lee Van Cleef
January 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Amen to this @dereklwalker.bsky.social 👇
A 30 second, produced TV spot is worth $1 million.

This is not conjecture or guessing. It is a fact.

@Doritos is awarding someone $1 million for one in their Crash the Super Bowl contest.

So, either they're crazy or every other clients have been undervaluing creative concepts.
January 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
'New Year’s Eve' by Joseph Gyurcsak
Oil on canvas
January 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I don’t care about the Greg Wallace story. Really. I couldn’t give two hoots.
December 2, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Happy thanksgiving American friends.

Now tell me why the turkey 🦃 isn’t your national bird. It seems so much more useful to you than an eagle 🦅
a bald eagle is standing on a dirt road with its mouth open .
ALT: a bald eagle is standing on a dirt road with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Reposted by The Rhondda Express
Over the next few weeks, we’ll focus on Somerset’s most iconic batters, starting with their first century for the Club 💯

To kick things off, we spotlight Sir Viv Richards and revisit the first of his 47 Somerset centuries!

Learn the full story 🔗 somer.st/zazx
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I don’t know what the brief is.
So I don’t know if it’ll work.
That’s it.
All I’ve got to say on the matter.

#Jaguar
November 21, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Similes:

Colder than a witches tit. 🥶

Your turn…
November 20, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Ripley on Netflix is good. It’s elegant. More elegant than this place. But this place is nice. I like it.
November 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM