Theresa is Dead
@theresaisdead.bsky.social
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It's Halloween every day 🎃
NYC Native 🗽/ Florida Bog Queen 🦎
Makeup Enthusiast 💄
Amateur Lego Builder 🧱
Horror Junkie 💀
Garbage Person 🗑☺️
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i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
I need these brands to stop sending me emails reminding me of their super extended Cyber Monday sales.. let it go, Jill! I don’t want your overpriced bullshit.
December 4, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I need these brands to stop sending me emails reminding me of their super extended Cyber Monday sales.. let it go, Jill! I don’t want your overpriced bullshit.
I am not ready to go back to work tomorrow… 😭
December 4, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I am not ready to go back to work tomorrow… 😭
In a span of two hours I got hit in the head with a bean bag and a spoon. I am ready to board this fucking airplane tomorrow morning. ✈️
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December 2, 2024 at 3:00 AM
In a span of two hours I got hit in the head with a bean bag and a spoon. I am ready to board this fucking airplane tomorrow morning. ✈️
I adore my nieces and nephews but goddamn they are fucking little wendigos.
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December 1, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I adore my nieces and nephews but goddamn they are fucking little wendigos.
new office friend
November 21, 2024 at 6:10 PM
new office friend
This morning, it’s a crisp 56 degrees, and I’m THIS close to calling out of work to frolic in Florida’s version of winter wonderland. We don’t get many snow days here, so I’ve got to take advantage before it shoots back up to Satan’s asshole. 🌈
November 21, 2024 at 11:43 AM
This morning, it’s a crisp 56 degrees, and I’m THIS close to calling out of work to frolic in Florida’s version of winter wonderland. We don’t get many snow days here, so I’ve got to take advantage before it shoots back up to Satan’s asshole. 🌈
current mood
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November 20, 2024 at 2:17 AM
current mood
Love after lockup is saving my life right now. 🫶
November 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Love after lockup is saving my life right now. 🫶
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