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I call people who fulfill those roles in my life by those honorifics. I’ve had a couple dozen grandparents.
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Always has been.
October 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I don’t remember us ever ordering missiles by accident in the Marine Corps.
October 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Absolutely loved August Kitko! As a musician and giant robot fan it was everything I want in a book.

Had to check out your work in the Aliens franchise and loved that too!
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Trump.

Literally everything he touches.
October 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Not sure how a guy with a Nazi tattoo he hasn’t covered up 20 years after he got it can be called anything but a Nazi.
October 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If Trump wants love fire exercises over his own house that’s one thing. Sheesh.
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I should give this a rewatch this Halloween season. So good!
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Can we finally call them Nazis in the media now that they are self-identifying as Nazis?
October 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Cops were born out of the slave catchers. And now that we’re all wage slaves everyone gets a history lesson.
October 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
You gotta out weird it!
October 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Keep it weird Portland! <3
October 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM