The Report Card
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I call people who fulfill those roles in my life by those honorifics. I’ve had a couple dozen grandparents.
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I call people who fulfill those roles in my life by those honorifics. I’ve had a couple dozen grandparents.
Always has been.
October 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Always has been.
I don’t remember us ever ordering missiles by accident in the Marine Corps.
October 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don’t remember us ever ordering missiles by accident in the Marine Corps.
Absolutely loved August Kitko! As a musician and giant robot fan it was everything I want in a book.
Had to check out your work in the Aliens franchise and loved that too!
Had to check out your work in the Aliens franchise and loved that too!
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Absolutely loved August Kitko! As a musician and giant robot fan it was everything I want in a book.
Had to check out your work in the Aliens franchise and loved that too!
Had to check out your work in the Aliens franchise and loved that too!
Trump.
Literally everything he touches.
Literally everything he touches.
October 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Trump.
Literally everything he touches.
Literally everything he touches.
Not sure how a guy with a Nazi tattoo he hasn’t covered up 20 years after he got it can be called anything but a Nazi.
October 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Not sure how a guy with a Nazi tattoo he hasn’t covered up 20 years after he got it can be called anything but a Nazi.
If Trump wants love fire exercises over his own house that’s one thing. Sheesh.
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If Trump wants love fire exercises over his own house that’s one thing. Sheesh.
I should give this a rewatch this Halloween season. So good!
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I should give this a rewatch this Halloween season. So good!
Can we finally call them Nazis in the media now that they are self-identifying as Nazis?
October 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Can we finally call them Nazis in the media now that they are self-identifying as Nazis?
Cops were born out of the slave catchers. And now that we’re all wage slaves everyone gets a history lesson.
October 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Cops were born out of the slave catchers. And now that we’re all wage slaves everyone gets a history lesson.
You gotta out weird it!
October 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You gotta out weird it!
Keep it weird Portland! <3
October 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Keep it weird Portland! <3