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An 8-bit image of a girl with pink hair saying “In a surveillance state, we’re all cam girls.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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The ‘Portland Frog’ stands alone in opposition to a line of riot geared police. It says Portland 2025 at the top.
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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An American flag with a swastika on it pinned to the wall of an American congressman.
October 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Top half: Picture of the Rebellion leaders in Stars Wars bickering with text that says “Leftist infighting” Bottom half: Image of an Imperial sniper from Andor just before he opens fire on other Imperials so the Empire can blame the protesters and then has justification to start shooting protesters. The text next to it says “Right-wing infighting (something to do with frogs, idk”
September 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The rebrand seems to be going well.
A sign identical to the new Cracker Barrel logo but it says Department of War.
September 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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A picture worth a thousand words about our descent in authoritarianism.
A photo of National Guardsmen on patrol in Washington DC while a giant banner of Trump's face hangs from a building the background.
August 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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And if you eat your snacks from one of these it’s shark-cuterie:
A giant Jaws shark head for holding snacks.
August 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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A drawing in the style of The Battle for Los Angeles album cover by Rage Against the Machine of a man holding a hero sandwich with “Battle for DC” spray painted below.
August 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Avasarala from The Expanse saying “This is going to be very tedious if you remain this dim.”
August 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Part of the strategic food reserve. It was commonly provided to food banks, welfare recipients, and those experiencing natural disasters.
Three brown cardboard boxes of government cheese.
August 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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We are here, America.
The top image is a man in a white t-shirt standing in front of a US Military Humvee that leads a convoy snatching farm workers in Camrillo, CA. The bottom image is a "tank man" a man in a white t-shirt standing in front of a Chinese tank in Tiananmen square.
July 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Them: How was your holiday weekend?

Me:
An image of The Report Card dressed as V from V for Vendetta.
July 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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A state in mourning.
A giant American flag hangs from two firetruck ladders in from of the basilica in Minneapolis.
June 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Uhh, guys…I think we’re at this part in Andor season 1.
Cassian Andor and other prisoners walking down a hallway.
June 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I am reminded of this classic:
A comic of man standing in front of a sign that says “Question All Authority” to which the man replies “Why should I?”
June 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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The album for today:
The cover art for Rage Against the Machine’s album “The Battle of Los Angeles.”
June 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Same energy.
Watercolor of a cute bunny with a halberd and helmet and text that says “Born to dilly dally. Forced to fight fascists.”
June 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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The last time the President deployed a national guard unit without a request from the governor was 1965 when LBJ did it to protect civil rights protestors in Alabama. Trump is doing it to intimidate civil rights protestors. Please don’t tell me both parties are the same.
June 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Remember this: try.
There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this, Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they’ve already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empires’s authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this: Try. - Karis Nemik in Andor
June 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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MPD sure love to lie.
June 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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What about the musical version of the movie version of The Ten Commandment by Captured! By Robots?
May 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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When you deport all the good cooks…
A plate emblazoned with Trump Washington DC with a terrible looking meal consisting of a 3oz cut of Salisbury steak with a thin brown sauce, an ice cream scoop of mashed potatoes, 4 carrots, a slice of zucchini with part of the stem attached, a slice of squash with part of the stem attached, and a dried hockey puck of chicken.
May 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Big Squid Game vibes.
May 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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May 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM