Sahara Duke
@thereelsahara.bsky.social
Former wrestler. Former multi-time multi-title champion. Soon to be former wife. Former sister. Former daughter. Former mother to the greatest kids.
I was happy once, for a fleeting moment.
Someone build me a time machine.
I was happy once, for a fleeting moment.
Someone build me a time machine.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Malort sucks sweaty dick.
Don’t fuck with the Bears.
I probably just got banned from Bluesky
Don’t fuck with the Bears.
I probably just got banned from Bluesky
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Malort sucks sweaty dick.
Don’t fuck with the Bears.
I probably just got banned from Bluesky
Don’t fuck with the Bears.
I probably just got banned from Bluesky
What do you mean you people
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
What do you mean you people
Good God, IPAs are the worst. You’d have to be half horse to enjoy that hop tasting shit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Good God, IPAs are the worst. You’d have to be half horse to enjoy that hop tasting shit.
This might be one of the most beer tasting beers in the history of beer. It’s up there with Old Style.
It’s for broke college kids.
Try a Blue Moon.
It’s for broke college kids.
Try a Blue Moon.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This might be one of the most beer tasting beers in the history of beer. It’s up there with Old Style.
It’s for broke college kids.
Try a Blue Moon.
It’s for broke college kids.
Try a Blue Moon.
// A wonderful memory. We always remember our first fondly even if it didn’t end with a happily ever after.
Part of this makes me sad because I’m no longer a part of his life, but for some reason it made me smile.
But unlimited soup and breadsticks from OG is nothing to scoff at, bitch. ;)
Part of this makes me sad because I’m no longer a part of his life, but for some reason it made me smile.
But unlimited soup and breadsticks from OG is nothing to scoff at, bitch. ;)
April 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
// A wonderful memory. We always remember our first fondly even if it didn’t end with a happily ever after.
Part of this makes me sad because I’m no longer a part of his life, but for some reason it made me smile.
But unlimited soup and breadsticks from OG is nothing to scoff at, bitch. ;)
Part of this makes me sad because I’m no longer a part of his life, but for some reason it made me smile.
But unlimited soup and breadsticks from OG is nothing to scoff at, bitch. ;)
Shut up, Doctor Bacchus
January 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Shut up, Doctor Bacchus
I have limes with my vodka so I’m covered
January 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I have limes with my vodka so I’m covered
Pass. Cauliflower sucks. I’ll take the traditional chicken wings made of unsustainably farmed chickens.
January 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Pass. Cauliflower sucks. I’ll take the traditional chicken wings made of unsustainably farmed chickens.