Sahara Duke
@thereelsahara.bsky.social
Former wrestler. Former multi-time multi-title champion. Soon to be former wife. Former sister. Former daughter. Former mother to the greatest kids.
I was happy once, for a fleeting moment.
Someone build me a time machine.
I was happy once, for a fleeting moment.
Someone build me a time machine.
For those of you wondering, yeah, it's the real me. Mostly Johnny. But also me.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
For those of you wondering, yeah, it's the real me. Mostly Johnny. But also me.
There comes a time in all of our lives where our collective choices catch up with us.
We may be done with our past; but our past ain’t done with us.
I’m afraid mine caught up with me.
We may be done with our past; but our past ain’t done with us.
I’m afraid mine caught up with me.
April 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
There comes a time in all of our lives where our collective choices catch up with us.
We may be done with our past; but our past ain’t done with us.
I’m afraid mine caught up with me.
We may be done with our past; but our past ain’t done with us.
I’m afraid mine caught up with me.
Lasted a lot longer than anyone thought…
But all bad things must come to an end.
But never… say…
I don’t have to finish that sentence, you did it for me.
But all bad things must come to an end.
But never… say…
I don’t have to finish that sentence, you did it for me.
'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' starring @thereelsahara.bsky.social & ft @lucywylde.bsky.social
Kind of self explanatory, no?
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Kind of self explanatory, no?
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D-I-V-O-R-C-E
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February 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Lasted a lot longer than anyone thought…
But all bad things must come to an end.
But never… say…
I don’t have to finish that sentence, you did it for me.
But all bad things must come to an end.
But never… say…
I don’t have to finish that sentence, you did it for me.
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a city skyline is visible behind a frozen lake
ALT: a city skyline is visible behind a frozen lake
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February 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I miss you all soooooo much.
All of you are world champions in my mind, in my soul.
I got one last run in me, and when the time is right and the situation presents itself…
I *will* return.
All of you are world champions in my mind, in my soul.
I got one last run in me, and when the time is right and the situation presents itself…
I *will* return.
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I miss you all soooooo much.
All of you are world champions in my mind, in my soul.
I got one last run in me, and when the time is right and the situation presents itself…
I *will* return.
All of you are world champions in my mind, in my soul.
I got one last run in me, and when the time is right and the situation presents itself…
I *will* return.
Tried to ban people from commenting, but no sir… I’m gonna comment.
Put a shirt on!
Or don’t! lol 😝
Actually keep it odd lol
Put a shirt on!
Or don’t! lol 😝
Actually keep it odd lol
January 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Tried to ban people from commenting, but no sir… I’m gonna comment.
Put a shirt on!
Or don’t! lol 😝
Actually keep it odd lol
Put a shirt on!
Or don’t! lol 😝
Actually keep it odd lol
Nobody tries to make meat taste like vegetables, but there is a billion dollar industry trying to do the opposite.
Because meat rules.
Suck my beefy bologna, vegans and vegetarians. 🤷♀️
Because meat rules.
Suck my beefy bologna, vegans and vegetarians. 🤷♀️
January 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Nobody tries to make meat taste like vegetables, but there is a billion dollar industry trying to do the opposite.
Because meat rules.
Suck my beefy bologna, vegans and vegetarians. 🤷♀️
Because meat rules.
Suck my beefy bologna, vegans and vegetarians. 🤷♀️
wtf is an edgelord lol
January 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
wtf is an edgelord lol
A love letter to memory of Lauren and Thaddeus Duke. I had it all, and just like a Mackay, I fucked it all up.
Christmas In Chicago Part III ft @lucywylde.bsky.social @thereelsahara.bsky.social in the way late final chapter, Thad and Lauren have a reckoning as Frankie’s holiday hangs in the balance.
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Christmas In Chicago: Part III
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January 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A love letter to memory of Lauren and Thaddeus Duke. I had it all, and just like a Mackay, I fucked it all up.
You go glen coco
January 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
You go glen coco
Word of the day is antidisestablishmentarianism… which means the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of what you may have thought.
January 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Word of the day is antidisestablishmentarianism… which means the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of what you may have thought.
If you thought 2024 was fucked, wait until you get a load of 2025 you stupid motherfuckers!!! 🤣
Anyway, I hope your new year sucks more than mine.
Anyway, I hope your new year sucks more than mine.
January 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you thought 2024 was fucked, wait until you get a load of 2025 you stupid motherfuckers!!! 🤣
Anyway, I hope your new year sucks more than mine.
Anyway, I hope your new year sucks more than mine.
Reese’s Fast Break, minis, Sticks, white chocolate, pretzels, chips, pieces, pieces cups, (insert holiday name) cups, crunchy, Nutrageous, bars, thins, popcorn, Take 5…
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHRE ARE THE PLAIN FUCKING REESES FUCKING GAS STATION
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHRE ARE THE PLAIN FUCKING REESES FUCKING GAS STATION
December 29, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Reese’s Fast Break, minis, Sticks, white chocolate, pretzels, chips, pieces, pieces cups, (insert holiday name) cups, crunchy, Nutrageous, bars, thins, popcorn, Take 5…
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHRE ARE THE PLAIN FUCKING REESES FUCKING GAS STATION
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHRE ARE THE PLAIN FUCKING REESES FUCKING GAS STATION
Rest well, Jimmy Carter.
December 29, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Rest well, Jimmy Carter.
The Christmas season is always so busy, I hope you all had a wonderful time!!! ❤️🧡💙
December 29, 2024 at 2:47 PM
The Christmas season is always so busy, I hope you all had a wonderful time!!! ❤️🧡💙
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In part two of our story ft @lucywylde.bsky.social & @thereelsahara.bsky.social Thad finds the one person in Chicago that he knows could lead him to Lauren. Lucy doesnher best to keep his wits about him.
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Christmas In Chicago: Part II
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December 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
In part two of our story ft @lucywylde.bsky.social & @thereelsahara.bsky.social Thad finds the one person in Chicago that he knows could lead him to Lauren. Lucy doesnher best to keep his wits about him.
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Seriously tho, I know I’m not always the best, but I hope for a couple of days you have the happiest of lives imaginable.
I’ll see you on the flip side
I’ll see you on the flip side
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Seriously tho, I know I’m not always the best, but I hope for a couple of days you have the happiest of lives imaginable.
I’ll see you on the flip side
I’ll see you on the flip side
Who the fuck is this Scoops McGee
December 25, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Who the fuck is this Scoops McGee
God bless us, everyone one! Oh and a Merry Christmas, and if you don’t celebrate Christmas you should, it’s really awesome and you get presents from Santa. Or the Holiday Armadillo if you’re Jewish.
December 25, 2024 at 1:14 AM
God bless us, everyone one! Oh and a Merry Christmas, and if you don’t celebrate Christmas you should, it’s really awesome and you get presents from Santa. Or the Holiday Armadillo if you’re Jewish.
If Disney ever writes a kids movie about you, hope to god you ain’t one of the parents 🤷♀️
December 20, 2024 at 11:07 PM
If Disney ever writes a kids movie about you, hope to god you ain’t one of the parents 🤷♀️
In our little world, you are *all* kings and queens, princes and princesses, jesters and clowns, making Faustian bargains all over town.
In the end, I love y’all… so have the merriest of Christmasses, one and all.
🎄🌲🎅
In the end, I love y’all… so have the merriest of Christmasses, one and all.
🎄🌲🎅
December 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM
In our little world, you are *all* kings and queens, princes and princesses, jesters and clowns, making Faustian bargains all over town.
In the end, I love y’all… so have the merriest of Christmasses, one and all.
🎄🌲🎅
In the end, I love y’all… so have the merriest of Christmasses, one and all.
🎄🌲🎅
The Greeks and other nations may have their gods, their heroes, and their historical fables…
But we Americans will always have Superman. 🇺🇸
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But we Americans will always have Superman. 🇺🇸
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Superman | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by DC
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December 19, 2024 at 10:48 PM
The Greeks and other nations may have their gods, their heroes, and their historical fables…
But we Americans will always have Superman. 🇺🇸
youtu.be/uhUht6vAsMY?...
But we Americans will always have Superman. 🇺🇸
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BlueSky is better than Twitter/X. 🤷♀️
December 19, 2024 at 1:46 AM
BlueSky is better than Twitter/X. 🤷♀️
Alcohol candy. Candy canes soaked in alcohol. Candy corns soaked in even more alcohol… and alcoholic syrup.
The 4 food groups.
The 4 food groups.
December 19, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Alcohol candy. Candy canes soaked in alcohol. Candy corns soaked in even more alcohol… and alcoholic syrup.
The 4 food groups.
The 4 food groups.
Out of context snippets of actual chats… lol @vhodka.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Out of context snippets of actual chats… lol @vhodka.bsky.social