How many plane crashes and mass shootings will it take for Americans to care about their own safety? 🤔

The aurora right above me

BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.

I’m old enough to remember when y’all lost your minds over a blow job, but a traitor and his foreign born jumping-minion take a blow torch to our government and your response is “LFG”.

So, is it just that you’re fucking stupid?

I haven’t lived through the collapse of a civilisation before

I study history so I have read the guidebooks, but they don’t quite capture the experience of being there

If you’re a Democrat and you’re still aiming your fucking fire at Joe Biden kindly fuck all the way off.

The Day One Dictator said he is building a detention camp for 30,000 people.

Focus on that shit or fuck off.

The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.

Hand dryers then vs now:

In about 12 hours the nightmare begins.

Hold your friends and family close. Try to protect your communities and your sanity. All empires fall and madness can’t reign forever. Work toward that brighter day as we walk together through this valley of darkness.

thank you LAFD, today illustrates why a great man once said “nobody ever made a song called ‘fuck the fire department’”

This shit makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine.

REM can’t play the Sphere bc they can’t sing that’s me in the corner. there are none.