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Nostradamus
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I predict things.
50% of the time I'm 100% correct.
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Since Elon is relying on AI to "fix" the government:
March 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ladies, if you see this coming your way. Please keep your legs closed and call the police.
March 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Let me add to your library of horrendous things you can never unsee.
March 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
2 more reasons abortions should be legal.
February 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Use this.
February 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Can't help thinking about evil Pokemon-like trading cards for this upcoming *administration* and each time there's a new appointee.

Imagine the joyous horror of opening a pack and seeing a Kimberly Guilfoyle card on top?
December 12, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Seats for clowns are filling up fast!

<< I know where this is headed >>
November 14, 2024 at 11:07 PM
November 14, 2024 at 7:21 PM
And so it begins...
November 14, 2024 at 7:21 PM