Jakeycakes
therealjakeycakes.bsky.social
Jakeycakes
@therealjakeycakes.bsky.social
he/him / 🏳️‍🌈 / Brooklyn
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your history teacher and your debate teacher are getting married 🧨
August 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
May 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Idk if it is sad or gloriously New Yorker of me that I’ve stayed away from all news while on vacation but periodically checked the MTA app to see which subway delays I’m not affected by
March 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.”

Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
February 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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If you live in New York State and think Gov. Kathy Hochul should remove the corrupt mayor of NYC, give her a call or send her a letter.
February 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
There’s something so dystopian about living through this moment in history and once a week hearing “Ding DONG! Las Culturistas calling!”
February 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The queer takeover of the Grammys by Gaga sponsored by Mastercard
February 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Even if @chappellroanbr.bsky.social doesn’t win a Grammy tonight, she just won THE Grammys with that performance
a woman with red hair and a tiara on her head is playing a guitar
ALT: a woman with red hair and a tiara on her head is playing a guitar
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Me trying to shake off the news #rufus
February 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Dawned on me that Emilia Perez is the #thestew of movies this year
February 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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having a nice time with @therealjakeycakes.bsky.social thank you Beyoncé
December 25, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Kerastase Thermatique
December 5, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Elphie to Fiyero in the woods #wicked #rhony #gaaaaaaaaaaalinda
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 PM