Carmeb
@therealcbrad.bsky.social
Peanut butter la croix ✨. (She/they)
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Yesterday I taught all my classes like this
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Yesterday I taught all my classes like this
Can someone give me 3.5k for a start up
October 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Can someone give me 3.5k for a start up
I busted my ass in my 20s so that once I got to my 30s I’d still have to work so much
October 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I busted my ass in my 20s so that once I got to my 30s I’d still have to work so much
One exfoliating technique is to get so many mosquito bites that you scratch off the top layer of skin
October 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
One exfoliating technique is to get so many mosquito bites that you scratch off the top layer of skin
All bitches know is listen to podcasts about the history of Rome, eat hot chips, be bisexual, and cry
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
All bitches know is listen to podcasts about the history of Rome, eat hot chips, be bisexual, and cry
My personality is “I love my dog” now
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My personality is “I love my dog” now
How to have clinical depression in a god fearing way
September 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
How to have clinical depression in a god fearing way
Denormalize having to use your personal cell phone to log on to your work computer
August 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Denormalize having to use your personal cell phone to log on to your work computer
No one is getting what they want
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
No one is getting what they want
Medical Emergency Uber for Normie
Slightly diminish a band:
Wet Cement
Wet Cement
August 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Medical Emergency Uber for Normie
I got distracted from work by thinking about the Yellowstone super volcano again
August 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I got distracted from work by thinking about the Yellowstone super volcano again
Idk how to use this app
August 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Idk how to use this app
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America the beautiful
May 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
America the beautiful
I keep hoping this app will give me dopamine hits
May 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I keep hoping this app will give me dopamine hits
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I have a little short story up on @hexliterary.bsky.social
"We were always driving in my car. You never took the wheel. The billboards never scared me."
This week on hex, Carmen Brady's "I Will Be in the Water," a haunting and beautifully written piece of eco-apocalyptic fiction, a relationship splitting at the tectonic plates. Don't miss this one! 👇🪸
This week on hex, Carmen Brady's "I Will Be in the Water," a haunting and beautifully written piece of eco-apocalyptic fiction, a relationship splitting at the tectonic plates. Don't miss this one! 👇🪸
I Will Be in the Water by Carmen Brady
We were always driving in my car. You never took the wheel. The billboards never scared me. They taught me nothing of the world. At night I read about the galaxies and traced constellations to connect...
hexliterary.com
April 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I have a little short story up on @hexliterary.bsky.social
I have a little short story up on @hexliterary.bsky.social
"We were always driving in my car. You never took the wheel. The billboards never scared me."
This week on hex, Carmen Brady's "I Will Be in the Water," a haunting and beautifully written piece of eco-apocalyptic fiction, a relationship splitting at the tectonic plates. Don't miss this one! 👇🪸
This week on hex, Carmen Brady's "I Will Be in the Water," a haunting and beautifully written piece of eco-apocalyptic fiction, a relationship splitting at the tectonic plates. Don't miss this one! 👇🪸
I Will Be in the Water by Carmen Brady
We were always driving in my car. You never took the wheel. The billboards never scared me. They taught me nothing of the world. At night I read about the galaxies and traced constellations to connect...
hexliterary.com
April 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I have a little short story up on @hexliterary.bsky.social
Reposted by Carmeb
"We were always driving in my car. You never took the wheel. The billboards never scared me."
This week on hex, Carmen Brady's "I Will Be in the Water," a haunting and beautifully written piece of eco-apocalyptic fiction, a relationship splitting at the tectonic plates. Don't miss this one! 👇🪸
This week on hex, Carmen Brady's "I Will Be in the Water," a haunting and beautifully written piece of eco-apocalyptic fiction, a relationship splitting at the tectonic plates. Don't miss this one! 👇🪸
I Will Be in the Water by Carmen Brady
We were always driving in my car. You never took the wheel. The billboards never scared me. They taught me nothing of the world. At night I read about the galaxies and traced constellations to connect...
hexliterary.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"We were always driving in my car. You never took the wheel. The billboards never scared me."
This week on hex, Carmen Brady's "I Will Be in the Water," a haunting and beautifully written piece of eco-apocalyptic fiction, a relationship splitting at the tectonic plates. Don't miss this one! 👇🪸
This week on hex, Carmen Brady's "I Will Be in the Water," a haunting and beautifully written piece of eco-apocalyptic fiction, a relationship splitting at the tectonic plates. Don't miss this one! 👇🪸
Reposted by Carmeb
"I go, 'Please.'
And you say, 'No chance.'"
So stoked to feature Sam Berman on hex this week with an incredibly well crafted story, every line distilled into knife-sharp perfection. This one is so strange and compelling and just an absolute wonder at the sentence level. Don't miss it! 👇
And you say, 'No chance.'"
So stoked to feature Sam Berman on hex this week with an incredibly well crafted story, every line distilled into knife-sharp perfection. This one is so strange and compelling and just an absolute wonder at the sentence level. Don't miss it! 👇
War Paint by Sam Berman
I go, “Please.”
And you say, “No chance.”
So, “Please. Please. Please,” I plead.
“No. No. No.”
Twilit. Almost all dark, outside, on our lawn is the stack of pallets your brother hasn’t com...
hexliterary.com
April 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"I go, 'Please.'
And you say, 'No chance.'"
So stoked to feature Sam Berman on hex this week with an incredibly well crafted story, every line distilled into knife-sharp perfection. This one is so strange and compelling and just an absolute wonder at the sentence level. Don't miss it! 👇
And you say, 'No chance.'"
So stoked to feature Sam Berman on hex this week with an incredibly well crafted story, every line distilled into knife-sharp perfection. This one is so strange and compelling and just an absolute wonder at the sentence level. Don't miss it! 👇
Reposted by Carmeb
don't think that's going to work
March 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
don't think that's going to work
I wish that I could text my dog
February 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I wish that I could text my dog
So brave of me to teach despite having a minor stomachache that is definitely my own fault
February 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So brave of me to teach despite having a minor stomachache that is definitely my own fault
Nesting humming bird update: she’s settling in
February 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Nesting humming bird update: she’s settling in
Pro trump coworker being like, “I’ve had a lot of students saying they have issues crossing the border, like it’s taking them a lot longer. Do you know if that’s true?”
Yeah dude and I wonder fucking why??
Yeah dude and I wonder fucking why??
February 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pro trump coworker being like, “I’ve had a lot of students saying they have issues crossing the border, like it’s taking them a lot longer. Do you know if that’s true?”
Yeah dude and I wonder fucking why??
Yeah dude and I wonder fucking why??