The Rambling Bard 🏳️⚧️
@theramblingbard.bsky.social
She/Her
Transfemme Genderfluid Polyam Bisexual Bard
& Full Contact Jousting Knight
Transfemme Genderfluid Polyam Bisexual Bard
& Full Contact Jousting Knight
Pinned
“Just where the heck did you go? What happened? You were cranking out cosplays and content and you had just played DnD professionally live with Matthew Lillard and a bunch of other really talented performers. Then you kinda vanished!”
In short?
Got hired by a joust company.
Then-
Got very ill.
In short?
Got hired by a joust company.
Then-
Got very ill.
Chonky three or four pounder
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Chonky three or four pounder
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hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Reposted by The Rambling Bard 🏳️⚧️
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
Doodles, a la the cartoonists workbook
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Doodles, a la the cartoonists workbook
Out here learning new techniques and patterns
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Out here learning new techniques and patterns
Biggest and most picturesque horse-poo mushroom I ever did see.
Also this makes me want a real camera even more. Phones are nice but I want the real deal in my hands.
Also this makes me want a real camera even more. Phones are nice but I want the real deal in my hands.
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Biggest and most picturesque horse-poo mushroom I ever did see.
Also this makes me want a real camera even more. Phones are nice but I want the real deal in my hands.
Also this makes me want a real camera even more. Phones are nice but I want the real deal in my hands.
Handcrafted Leather Autumnal Skirt-Hikes
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Handcrafted Leather Autumnal Skirt-Hikes
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Do we know anyone who can help with this? Can we help find the right people?
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October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Do we know anyone who can help with this? Can we help find the right people?
Leather feather
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Leather feather
16 games to get to know me 💙
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
16 games to get to know me 💙
Coastal toad I found in our garden yesterday
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Coastal toad I found in our garden yesterday
Unfair that you can’t call in to work purely because you want to spend all day fuckin
October 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Unfair that you can’t call in to work purely because you want to spend all day fuckin
“Just where the heck did you go? What happened? You were cranking out cosplays and content and you had just played DnD professionally live with Matthew Lillard and a bunch of other really talented performers. Then you kinda vanished!”
In short?
Got hired by a joust company.
Then-
Got very ill.
In short?
Got hired by a joust company.
Then-
Got very ill.
October 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Just where the heck did you go? What happened? You were cranking out cosplays and content and you had just played DnD professionally live with Matthew Lillard and a bunch of other really talented performers. Then you kinda vanished!”
In short?
Got hired by a joust company.
Then-
Got very ill.
In short?
Got hired by a joust company.
Then-
Got very ill.
I’m bailing from most, breaking my habits of scrolling. Got addicted like they planned so it’s time to break that. I ditched nicotine, I can ditch the algorithmic dopamine chase too.
I got a full time job now & I’m going back to making art in my spare time.
I got a full time job now & I’m going back to making art in my spare time.
October 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m bailing from most, breaking my habits of scrolling. Got addicted like they planned so it’s time to break that. I ditched nicotine, I can ditch the algorithmic dopamine chase too.
I got a full time job now & I’m going back to making art in my spare time.
I got a full time job now & I’m going back to making art in my spare time.
Proof of life (and lack of electrolysis)—
Maybe I’ll give this place a real shot just to communicate with friends at least. I’m not playing the content creation game at all anymore though.
Maybe I’ll give this place a real shot just to communicate with friends at least. I’m not playing the content creation game at all anymore though.
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Proof of life (and lack of electrolysis)—
Maybe I’ll give this place a real shot just to communicate with friends at least. I’m not playing the content creation game at all anymore though.
Maybe I’ll give this place a real shot just to communicate with friends at least. I’m not playing the content creation game at all anymore though.
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How to Talk to Short Rogues
(aka ‘you have a huge Dex modifier and she really isn’t helping you climb but you don’t say anything because uppies!’)
Some silly shitpost meme art featuring my Thyra and @theramblingbard.bsky.social ‘s lil mousey tiefling Seek!
#Trixallaart #dndart #fantasyart
(aka ‘you have a huge Dex modifier and she really isn’t helping you climb but you don’t say anything because uppies!’)
Some silly shitpost meme art featuring my Thyra and @theramblingbard.bsky.social ‘s lil mousey tiefling Seek!
#Trixallaart #dndart #fantasyart
March 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
How to Talk to Short Rogues
(aka ‘you have a huge Dex modifier and she really isn’t helping you climb but you don’t say anything because uppies!’)
Some silly shitpost meme art featuring my Thyra and @theramblingbard.bsky.social ‘s lil mousey tiefling Seek!
#Trixallaart #dndart #fantasyart
(aka ‘you have a huge Dex modifier and she really isn’t helping you climb but you don’t say anything because uppies!’)
Some silly shitpost meme art featuring my Thyra and @theramblingbard.bsky.social ‘s lil mousey tiefling Seek!
#Trixallaart #dndart #fantasyart
Just knightly things
March 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Just knightly things
I’m a tired knight
March 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I’m a tired knight
@summoningsalt.bsky.social weird question- are you also traveling food reviewer JapanEat by any chance?
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
@summoningsalt.bsky.social weird question- are you also traveling food reviewer JapanEat by any chance?
My boy is always good for a doodle
February 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My boy is always good for a doodle
Mercury is in Gatorade or whatever so make sure to lead with shrimpathy in all your communionication
November 25, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Mercury is in Gatorade or whatever so make sure to lead with shrimpathy in all your communionication