ThePorkWizard
@theporkwizard.bsky.social
I like making silly art, guitar, Amiga and electronics projects over here:
I love koRn. But I'll never be able to afford one of those signature guitars. So last week I built my own koRn signature for a fraction of the cost...
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I love koRn. But I'll never be able to afford one of those signature guitars. So last week I built my own koRn signature for a fraction of the cost...
Ok.....that tone knob is around here somewhere....
November 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ok.....that tone knob is around here somewhere....
My counterpoint to anyone complaining that: "Shops are putting christmas stuff out too early, it's getting earlier every year...."
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
October 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My counterpoint to anyone complaining that: "Shops are putting christmas stuff out too early, it's getting earlier every year...."
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
The pumpkin needs the face of John Muir, I have brought a photo
October 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The pumpkin needs the face of John Muir, I have brought a photo
Probably worth adding, seeing as nobody else is saying it:
October 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Probably worth adding, seeing as nobody else is saying it:
I found a nearly 20 y/o rusty, broken Stephen Carpenter LTD signature on Facebook Marketplace, that at some point in its life had been sanded down to the wood and given a purple sparkle finish. It was in need of SERIOUS tlc. Gave it some, now I'm banging out the new Deftones riffs on this stunner.
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I found a nearly 20 y/o rusty, broken Stephen Carpenter LTD signature on Facebook Marketplace, that at some point in its life had been sanded down to the wood and given a purple sparkle finish. It was in need of SERIOUS tlc. Gave it some, now I'm banging out the new Deftones riffs on this stunner.
Big 'English on Japanese T-shirts' energy.
October 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Big 'English on Japanese T-shirts' energy.
The easter egg in the new James Bond #007firstlight #stateofplay trailer made me happy, and sad.
September 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The easter egg in the new James Bond #007firstlight #stateofplay trailer made me happy, and sad.
@b0tster.yeag.gay Got stuck behind the Bun-Mobile on a UK motorway.
August 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
@b0tster.yeag.gay Got stuck behind the Bun-Mobile on a UK motorway.
Bought something on Ali Express that wasn't total junk. Success.
August 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Bought something on Ali Express that wasn't total junk. Success.
UNACCEPTABLE LEVELS OF PROTEIN!!!!
July 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
UNACCEPTABLE LEVELS OF PROTEIN!!!!
First day of UK Summer Holidays...
July 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
First day of UK Summer Holidays...
Yes, the US Government has seen EVERY image you have, as well as a lot of images the public will never see. However....
July 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Yes, the US Government has seen EVERY image you have, as well as a lot of images the public will never see. However....
In response to the Bob Vylan 'controversy' here's my 5 year old evergreen tweet that really shouldn't be relevant any more and yet, here we are...
June 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
In response to the Bob Vylan 'controversy' here's my 5 year old evergreen tweet that really shouldn't be relevant any more and yet, here we are...
I can't figure out if the Playstation store is curated by an algorithm or a human, because this is something that both would DEFINITELY do.
June 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I can't figure out if the Playstation store is curated by an algorithm or a human, because this is something that both would DEFINITELY do.
Bought a tab notebook so I can tab out the Alphawhores albums, but instead of coloured biros I got glitter gel pens. So now I'm writing guitar tab like Regina George.
June 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Bought a tab notebook so I can tab out the Alphawhores albums, but instead of coloured biros I got glitter gel pens. So now I'm writing guitar tab like Regina George.
Playing a Sniper Elite game is super educational. Turns out the British Millitary of the 1940s was pretty progressive, with its inclusion of visually impaired snipers.
June 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Playing a Sniper Elite game is super educational. Turns out the British Millitary of the 1940s was pretty progressive, with its inclusion of visually impaired snipers.
Here's a detailed list of individuals who have finished Myst without a walkthrough:
June 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Here's a detailed list of individuals who have finished Myst without a walkthrough:
Does it come with this?
June 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Does it come with this?
You should have seen the cover they WANTED to do.
June 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
You should have seen the cover they WANTED to do.
This guy? Worried about AI deepfakes?
May 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This guy? Worried about AI deepfakes?