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NSFW Profile 🐽😈 • Elderly-Millennial & Gay • 🏳️‍⚧️Ally •🇬🇧+🇺🇸 Hybrid • 🏠London • Sex Positive • Kink & Fetish✅ • 🚫Judgement/Kink Shame • DM ok • 🇪🇸Intermedio • 🇧🇷Básico •✌️
Times are approx. & will vary

Tiempos aprox. y se varian

Os horarios são aprox. e podem variar

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🇧🇪 @ 11:11 CET
🇨🇦 @ 06:56 NDT
🇩🇰 @ 11:23
🇫🇮 @ 11:43
🇩🇪 @ 11:16
🇮🇸 @ 09:54
🇳🇴 @ 11:22
🇵🇹 @ 09:16
🇪🇸 @ 09:11
🇸🇪 @ 11:30
🇬🇧 @ 09:56
a silhouette of a woman sitting in front of a window with the words `` nothing i can do '' above her .
ALT: a silhouette of a woman sitting in front of a window with the words `` nothing i can do '' above her .
media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
They’re easy to crack, if, you have the patience to scroll 0000-9999 😂
March 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
An update:

Overnight it escaped. It’s done this with various types & sizes of cages. A few minutes ago my balls slipped through the ring. Ouch 😖

I think it’s time to give up on this sort of thing.
March 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It has actually escaped a cage multiple times.

Once, my balls slipped through my metal cage. Cue a yelp of pain, and deep thud as it hit the floor of the packed rush hour Thameslink I was traveling on.

Also, a few years ago I managed to break a plastic cage when I got hard.
miss piggy is behind bars in a jail cell with purple gloves .
ALT: miss piggy is behind bars in a jail cell with purple gloves .
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
6 days on two occasions:
1 willingly
1 due to a lost key

Each of the dozen or so cages that I’ve worn for +24h have all caused significant pain/discomfort. Most due to the cage twisting 90-180* to the point my balls are consistently twisted over the top of my dick. Ouch. Very, ouch.
March 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t include part of a Bonnie Tyler gif
a woman is standing in front of a window in a dark room with a blue light coming through it .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a window in a dark room with a blue light coming through it .
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What size are they?
March 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I’m published under Porky Bitchy Smelly, I wrote Frankenswine
March 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
More or less jars than Binks?
March 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Until….🤪⚡️💥⚡️
March 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
At Heathrow…. 🤐
March 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It’s oh so still… 🤫
March 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
🥵
March 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This stuff happens regularly, across the U.S. & around the world, daily. It has done for years.

After a high profile crash, the media and the public become hyper aware and overly sensitive of incidents that would have gone unreported in the media had it not been for a recent high profile incident.
March 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Who said you have substance? I wouldn’t take that lying down, if I weren’t you.
March 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM