Pig
@thepig.bsky.social
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Stalking, catfishing & impersonation.
This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all.
I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.
This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all.
I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.
April 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Stalking, catfishing & impersonation.
This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all.
I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.
This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all.
I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.
An update:
Overnight it escaped. It’s done this with various types & sizes of cages. A few minutes ago my balls slipped through the ring. Ouch 😖
I think it’s time to give up on this sort of thing.
Overnight it escaped. It’s done this with various types & sizes of cages. A few minutes ago my balls slipped through the ring. Ouch 😖
I think it’s time to give up on this sort of thing.
March 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
An update:
Overnight it escaped. It’s done this with various types & sizes of cages. A few minutes ago my balls slipped through the ring. Ouch 😖
I think it’s time to give up on this sort of thing.
Overnight it escaped. It’s done this with various types & sizes of cages. A few minutes ago my balls slipped through the ring. Ouch 😖
I think it’s time to give up on this sort of thing.
Locked for a week 😒
Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦♂️
Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦♂️
March 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Locked for a week 😒
Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦♂️
Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦♂️
‼️🌞SOLAR ECLIPSE🌝‼️
🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨
08:50UTC (GMT)
Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location.
40-70% Eclipse:
🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺
Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.
🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨
08:50UTC (GMT)
Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location.
40-70% Eclipse:
🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺
Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.
March 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
‼️🌞SOLAR ECLIPSE🌝‼️
🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨
08:50UTC (GMT)
Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location.
40-70% Eclipse:
🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺
Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.
🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨
08:50UTC (GMT)
Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location.
40-70% Eclipse:
🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺
Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.
The Pig & The Bulgarian
Pig is really smug.
Do you see?
Why is Pig so very smug?
A big tradie used his mug
Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk.
Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole.
Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.
Pig is really smug.
Do you see?
Why is Pig so very smug?
A big tradie used his mug
Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk.
Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole.
Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.
March 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The Pig & The Bulgarian
Pig is really smug.
Do you see?
Why is Pig so very smug?
A big tradie used his mug
Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk.
Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole.
Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.
Pig is really smug.
Do you see?
Why is Pig so very smug?
A big tradie used his mug
Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk.
Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole.
Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.
One of my regulars came to get a full service on his hole. We’ve been meeting once every couple of months for a few years. It never ceases to amaze me how much, and how consistently, he fires off his muck.💦🍆
It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah
It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah
March 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
One of my regulars came to get a full service on his hole. We’ve been meeting once every couple of months for a few years. It never ceases to amaze me how much, and how consistently, he fires off his muck.💦🍆
It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah
It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah
I get all the good ones 😂
At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message.
I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope…
(Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)
At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message.
I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope…
(Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)
March 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I get all the good ones 😂
At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message.
I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope…
(Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)
At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message.
I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope…
(Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)
My first BSky vid (yeah I’m that late to the party) I’m gonna show y’all my mad deepthroat skills 😮🍌
March 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My first BSky vid (yeah I’m that late to the party) I’m gonna show y’all my mad deepthroat skills 😮🍌
Anyone else seeing this on vids in their feed? It disappears if I click retry or refresh my feed.
@support.bsky.team
@support.bsky.team
February 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Anyone else seeing this on vids in their feed? It disappears if I click retry or refresh my feed.
@support.bsky.team
@support.bsky.team
Because what else is there to do at 02:30 on Sunday morning? 🤷♂️
February 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Because what else is there to do at 02:30 on Sunday morning? 🤷♂️
What has Pig been up to today?
(Wrong answers only!)
(Wrong answers only!)
February 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What has Pig been up to today?
(Wrong answers only!)
(Wrong answers only!)
Now ya see me! Now ya don’t!
🎼Once upon a swine, I was falling in love…
🎼But now I’m feeling a fart!
🎼Where is the loo‽
🎼Total dicklipse of the Pig
🎼Once upon a swine, I was falling in love…
🎼But now I’m feeling a fart!
🎼Where is the loo‽
🎼Total dicklipse of the Pig
February 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Now ya see me! Now ya don’t!
🎼Once upon a swine, I was falling in love…
🎼But now I’m feeling a fart!
🎼Where is the loo‽
🎼Total dicklipse of the Pig
🎼Once upon a swine, I was falling in love…
🎼But now I’m feeling a fart!
🎼Where is the loo‽
🎼Total dicklipse of the Pig
I spent over 20 years in the colonies, I understand American football even less than I understand actual football
Maybe the fact in high school, I skipped every gym class and opted for Gator Wine (a real thing, don’t judge it til u try it) under the bleachers instead, has something to do with it? 😏
Maybe the fact in high school, I skipped every gym class and opted for Gator Wine (a real thing, don’t judge it til u try it) under the bleachers instead, has something to do with it? 😏
February 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I spent over 20 years in the colonies, I understand American football even less than I understand actual football
Maybe the fact in high school, I skipped every gym class and opted for Gator Wine (a real thing, don’t judge it til u try it) under the bleachers instead, has something to do with it? 😏
Maybe the fact in high school, I skipped every gym class and opted for Gator Wine (a real thing, don’t judge it til u try it) under the bleachers instead, has something to do with it? 😏
Sniffing the night away… 🐽
February 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sniffing the night away… 🐽
The neo-colonial Imperial U.S., w/ its flaccid, I mean Floridian orange stained penis, is clearly the jacked, snowflake, toxic masc .#NoHomoBro! “top”
If Senior Orange Tits doesn’t like it, he can get his buddy Melon Husk to build a ⏰ machine & go back to the Aztecs & complain
🙋♀️We💅🏼wish✌️him 💅🏼well 🙋♀️
If Senior Orange Tits doesn’t like it, he can get his buddy Melon Husk to build a ⏰ machine & go back to the Aztecs & complain
🙋♀️We💅🏼wish✌️him 💅🏼well 🙋♀️
January 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The neo-colonial Imperial U.S., w/ its flaccid, I mean Floridian orange stained penis, is clearly the jacked, snowflake, toxic masc .#NoHomoBro! “top”
If Senior Orange Tits doesn’t like it, he can get his buddy Melon Husk to build a ⏰ machine & go back to the Aztecs & complain
🙋♀️We💅🏼wish✌️him 💅🏼well 🙋♀️
If Senior Orange Tits doesn’t like it, he can get his buddy Melon Husk to build a ⏰ machine & go back to the Aztecs & complain
🙋♀️We💅🏼wish✌️him 💅🏼well 🙋♀️
Bored as fuck today. So what’s a pig to do? Cook! Bake! Clean up! 💅💁♀️
Today’s menu
Pimped spicy sesame shin ramyun w/ smoked tofu, baby pak-choi, fried egg w/ jellied yolk
Spicy braised beef stew, w/ basmati rice & sour cream raita
Orange & ginger upside-down cake w/ a clementine glaze (pictured)
Today’s menu
Pimped spicy sesame shin ramyun w/ smoked tofu, baby pak-choi, fried egg w/ jellied yolk
Spicy braised beef stew, w/ basmati rice & sour cream raita
Orange & ginger upside-down cake w/ a clementine glaze (pictured)
January 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Bored as fuck today. So what’s a pig to do? Cook! Bake! Clean up! 💅💁♀️
Today’s menu
Pimped spicy sesame shin ramyun w/ smoked tofu, baby pak-choi, fried egg w/ jellied yolk
Spicy braised beef stew, w/ basmati rice & sour cream raita
Orange & ginger upside-down cake w/ a clementine glaze (pictured)
Today’s menu
Pimped spicy sesame shin ramyun w/ smoked tofu, baby pak-choi, fried egg w/ jellied yolk
Spicy braised beef stew, w/ basmati rice & sour cream raita
Orange & ginger upside-down cake w/ a clementine glaze (pictured)
The pinnacle of innocence & purity. I’m a good pig I am, honest 😇
January 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The pinnacle of innocence & purity. I’m a good pig I am, honest 😇
One for the AvGeeks!
Flights operate weekly between Cape Town, SA & Wolfs Fang, AQ (WFR) through the Antarctic summer. There is no airport building, baggage services, duty free or air traffic control tower in WFR, just an ice runway & apron built by a specialist team each year.
Flights operate weekly between Cape Town, SA & Wolfs Fang, AQ (WFR) through the Antarctic summer. There is no airport building, baggage services, duty free or air traffic control tower in WFR, just an ice runway & apron built by a specialist team each year.
January 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
One for the AvGeeks!
Flights operate weekly between Cape Town, SA & Wolfs Fang, AQ (WFR) through the Antarctic summer. There is no airport building, baggage services, duty free or air traffic control tower in WFR, just an ice runway & apron built by a specialist team each year.
Flights operate weekly between Cape Town, SA & Wolfs Fang, AQ (WFR) through the Antarctic summer. There is no airport building, baggage services, duty free or air traffic control tower in WFR, just an ice runway & apron built by a specialist team each year.