Andrea Carr CPA
@thepetfly.bsky.social
nonprofit accounting stuff
Why don’t you report cents on tax returns?
Because nobody likes change.
Because nobody likes change.
October 9, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Why don’t you report cents on tax returns?
Because nobody likes change.
Because nobody likes change.
u can’t write controller without a troll
October 3, 2023 at 6:23 AM
u can’t write controller without a troll
i brought a scale into court…
…to have a trial balance
…to have a trial balance
October 2, 2023 at 1:49 AM
i brought a scale into court…
…to have a trial balance
…to have a trial balance
did u hear about form 404?
it can’t be found.
it can’t be found.
October 1, 2023 at 1:39 AM
did u hear about form 404?
it can’t be found.
it can’t be found.
have you seen sweeney todd? it’s shear genius.
September 30, 2023 at 7:02 PM
have you seen sweeney todd? it’s shear genius.
for halloween i’ll put up a spider web…
…of tiered partnerships 👻
…of tiered partnerships 👻
September 30, 2023 at 7:01 PM
for halloween i’ll put up a spider web…
…of tiered partnerships 👻
…of tiered partnerships 👻
you’re telling me meta doesn’t rhyme with beta?!?
September 27, 2023 at 6:00 AM
you’re telling me meta doesn’t rhyme with beta?!?
maybe i’ll start a fitted sheet business
those things never fold
those things never fold
September 27, 2023 at 5:42 AM
maybe i’ll start a fitted sheet business
those things never fold
those things never fold
its fine, my axe is deductible
...because you can't spell taxes without an axe
...because you can't spell taxes without an axe
September 27, 2023 at 1:02 AM
its fine, my axe is deductible
...because you can't spell taxes without an axe
...because you can't spell taxes without an axe
you know what they say about launderers...
they clean up
they clean up
September 27, 2023 at 1:01 AM
you know what they say about launderers...
they clean up
they clean up
how did the accountant propose?
with an engagement letter
with an engagement letter
September 27, 2023 at 1:01 AM
how did the accountant propose?
with an engagement letter
with an engagement letter
the only crunches i'm doin nowadays are numbers
im fine
im fine
September 27, 2023 at 1:01 AM
the only crunches i'm doin nowadays are numbers
im fine
im fine
i would like some emotional support mochi
September 26, 2023 at 5:19 AM
i would like some emotional support mochi
oh gawd, someone stop me, i’m looking at treadmill desks
thankfully, most don’t ship to hawaii
thankfully, most don’t ship to hawaii
September 26, 2023 at 5:17 AM
oh gawd, someone stop me, i’m looking at treadmill desks
thankfully, most don’t ship to hawaii
thankfully, most don’t ship to hawaii
you’re telling me i have to follow ALL the tax laws?!?
September 26, 2023 at 5:07 AM
you’re telling me i have to follow ALL the tax laws?!?
i use my back door as my front door. it’s an adjusted entry.
September 26, 2023 at 2:54 AM
i use my back door as my front door. it’s an adjusted entry.
a skunk’s only asset is one scent
September 26, 2023 at 2:53 AM
a skunk’s only asset is one scent
who is an accountant's best friend?
a 10-key they can count on
a 10-key they can count on
September 26, 2023 at 2:53 AM
who is an accountant's best friend?
a 10-key they can count on
a 10-key they can count on
did you hear about the accountant in prison?
he's really into that one cell.
he's really into that one cell.
September 26, 2023 at 2:38 AM
did you hear about the accountant in prison?
he's really into that one cell.
he's really into that one cell.
it’s like every couple that claims “irreconcilable differences” is unaware of the reconciliation discrepancy account in Quickbooks
September 26, 2023 at 2:38 AM
it’s like every couple that claims “irreconcilable differences” is unaware of the reconciliation discrepancy account in Quickbooks
this excel file is kind of a sheet show
September 26, 2023 at 2:31 AM
this excel file is kind of a sheet show
you're telling me i have more work to do?!?!
September 26, 2023 at 2:31 AM
you're telling me i have more work to do?!?!
marijuana growers always file joint returns
i’m fine.
i’m fine.
September 26, 2023 at 2:30 AM
marijuana growers always file joint returns
i’m fine.
i’m fine.
im at the point where the deadline is too soon and yet not soon enough
September 26, 2023 at 12:07 AM
im at the point where the deadline is too soon and yet not soon enough