Story Stunningham
@thepants.bsky.social
part-time procrastinator, full-time anxious, dormant freelance story consultant
This is from 1996
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is from 1996
reminder that Sideshow Mel has mad pull
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
reminder that Sideshow Mel has mad pull
Reminder that this is what Instagram is just like now:
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reminder that this is what Instagram is just like now:
I've been randomly cataloguing all the AI garbage and obvious scams I see over on IG. They're accepting real money for this shit. Are there any standards anywhere?
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've been randomly cataloguing all the AI garbage and obvious scams I see over on IG. They're accepting real money for this shit. Are there any standards anywhere?
I'm shocked the website that has ads like this is profiting billionaires
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm shocked the website that has ads like this is profiting billionaires
Looking for a lighter flick this Halloween season? May I recommend
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Looking for a lighter flick this Halloween season? May I recommend
I wish these were damnable evidence in a court of law, but at least we can catch them in the act. I got this one on Instagram (bc "reporting every single account that I had to see AI GF ads from" counts as "engagement" so they showed me more) and it's too gross to post the video but you get the idea
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I wish these were damnable evidence in a court of law, but at least we can catch them in the act. I got this one on Instagram (bc "reporting every single account that I had to see AI GF ads from" counts as "engagement" so they showed me more) and it's too gross to post the video but you get the idea
I'm really glad I got this banner ad, because as we all know I am a Grammy voter and I vote in the Grammys
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm really glad I got this banner ad, because as we all know I am a Grammy voter and I vote in the Grammys
Oh shit it was you all along, sorry I thought I was only talking to a bot
September 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh shit it was you all along, sorry I thought I was only talking to a bot
he found "some gun deaths" to be a "cost" "worth to have." Today there were some gun deaths. He is in favor of that. There's no twisting of words going on here, it's plain text:
September 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
he found "some gun deaths" to be a "cost" "worth to have." Today there were some gun deaths. He is in favor of that. There's no twisting of words going on here, it's plain text:
yes let's remember his words and beliefs:
![Hey kids! Charlie Kirk sez: "We cannot allow [mass shooting victims] to emotionally hijack the narrative." Keep politics out of it!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hykscgfmrfmldqmxwaicekxa/bafkreicaryfvhue6m4j2wy3nroteg5btd42z6m75uitsdxgenqkmspajgm@jpeg)
September 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
yes let's remember his words and beliefs:
obligatory addendum: the GOP only worships death. I call them a death cult with my whole chest, there is no slight or joke or iota of insincerity when I say that.
September 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
obligatory addendum: the GOP only worships death. I call them a death cult with my whole chest, there is no slight or joke or iota of insincerity when I say that.
well children don't deserve sympathy, that's reserved for *checks notes* a man who would force his daughter to give birth at 10 years old without a thought
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
well children don't deserve sympathy, that's reserved for *checks notes* a man who would force his daughter to give birth at 10 years old without a thought
PERSONALLY, I believe that...why compromise? Why dream small? Why, we could have the Second Amendment AND zero gun deaths! It's *technically* not impossible! We could have both! People dying horribly is not part of my advocacy and I do not endorse it! I don't know anyone shitty enough to accept that
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
PERSONALLY, I believe that...why compromise? Why dream small? Why, we could have the Second Amendment AND zero gun deaths! It's *technically* not impossible! We could have both! People dying horribly is not part of my advocacy and I do not endorse it! I don't know anyone shitty enough to accept that