Story Stunningham
@thepants.bsky.social
part-time procrastinator, full-time anxious, dormant freelance story consultant
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I think if you're pretending to fire all the people who might have the power to stop you, it's because you know the right thing is for you to be stopped.
This is from 1996
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is from 1996
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Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys
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Thinking back to five years ago when I made a gingerbread dumpster fire for Christmas
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Thinking back to five years ago when I made a gingerbread dumpster fire for Christmas
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If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
If a streaming service produces a movie, and there's nobody around to market it, does it make a sound?
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If a streaming service produces a movie, and there's nobody around to market it, does it make a sound?
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"Your honor, the victim chose to eat the poison, that's a clear violation of Poison Food For Teens' TOS." - Sam Altman, the man personally responsible for this child's death
OpenAI told a court it is not liable in an August lawsuit by Adam Raine's parents alleging GPT‑4o coached his suicide, arguing Raine misused ChatGPT, citing its Terms of Use and that the model provided crisis resources over 100 times.
OpenAI denies allegations that ChatGPT is to blame for a teenager's suicide
Adam Raine's family sued the AI company in August. On Tuesday, OpenAI said in a new court filing that it isn't responsible for the teen's death.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Your honor, the victim chose to eat the poison, that's a clear violation of Poison Food For Teens' TOS." - Sam Altman, the man personally responsible for this child's death
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
reminder that Sideshow Mel has mad pull
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
reminder that Sideshow Mel has mad pull
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We already kinda knew this was happening but the EXTENT of which it was happening is insane.
Was also funny how it said Administration accounts were made in Israel.
Was also funny how it said Administration accounts were made in Israel.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
We already kinda knew this was happening but the EXTENT of which it was happening is insane.
Was also funny how it said Administration accounts were made in Israel.
Was also funny how it said Administration accounts were made in Israel.
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
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Elon revealing the huge amount of outsiders responsable for the culture war behind Trump's victory is like that moment when a character is discarded by the villain once their use is due.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Elon revealing the huge amount of outsiders responsable for the culture war behind Trump's victory is like that moment when a character is discarded by the villain once their use is due.
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Maria Pavlova (Russian Artist, born 1979)
"Kissed by the Sun", 2024.
Pastel on Paper, 30 × 40 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"Kissed by the Sun", 2024.
Pastel on Paper, 30 × 40 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Maria Pavlova (Russian Artist, born 1979)
"Kissed by the Sun", 2024.
Pastel on Paper, 30 × 40 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
"Kissed by the Sun", 2024.
Pastel on Paper, 30 × 40 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
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It’s amazing to me that they are literally unable to live in reality.
It’s just unreal.
It’s just unreal.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It’s amazing to me that they are literally unable to live in reality.
It’s just unreal.
It’s just unreal.
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"Elon would dominate as the ultimate throat goat"
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"Elon would dominate as the ultimate throat goat"
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
RFK Jr is a mass murderer, Exhibit Q:
As we and others have repeatedly reported, credible researchers have said there is no link between vaccines and autism.
CDC plans study on vaccines and autism despite research showing no link
President Donald Trump and HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. have repeatedly raised the idea that autism could be linked to vaccines.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
RFK Jr is a mass murderer, Exhibit Q:
The brain worm has entered the website
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The brain worm has entered the website
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Air Bud Returns (2026)
July 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Air Bud Returns (2026)
Why are conservatives Always. Always. Always Like This.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Why are conservatives Always. Always. Always Like This.
Me: "The reason I'm on this website is XYZ."
Website: "The reason you're on this website is to look at all these ads. We'll load those first and make it hard to do XYZ."
Bile: "Here I go building up again!"
Website: "The reason you're on this website is to look at all these ads. We'll load those first and make it hard to do XYZ."
Bile: "Here I go building up again!"
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Me: "The reason I'm on this website is XYZ."
Website: "The reason you're on this website is to look at all these ads. We'll load those first and make it hard to do XYZ."
Bile: "Here I go building up again!"
Website: "The reason you're on this website is to look at all these ads. We'll load those first and make it hard to do XYZ."
Bile: "Here I go building up again!"