Honestly, with the government's resources either being gutted or redirected towards kidnapping people in front of Home Depots, I think everyone could probably get away with at least one or two major crimes right now

I started teaching college classes when I was in my late 30s, and I still get mistaken for a student every now and again. I think it's in less of a "Oh wow, this guy looks too young to be a teacher" way and more of a "Oh wow, this 20 year old looks terrible, are we doing that to people here?"

Thanks! I'd been meaning to get at least one done all month

“Um, actually? If you shut down the puppy murder factory then there are gonna be a ton of puppies that you’re gonna have to play with. Betcha didn’t think of that, smart guy!”

Turned out great!

A truly staggering amount of tech these days is selling the ability to not be confronted with the humanity of people in the service industry

Congratulations!

I'm free and I could use a project!