TheornBear.bsky.social
@theornbear.bsky.social
He/Him, 38, Baltimore
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Good morning to my new followers. I think I'm gonna like it here. 😘
Yes, this is an invitation 😈
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Yes, this is an invitation 😈
Who wants to help me clean up? 😜
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Who wants to help me clean up? 😜
🛑 ✋🏼 STOP! ✋🏼 🛑
PAY THE TOLL:
HOLE 🕳️ or POLE 🍆
Sorry, I don't make the rules. 🤷♀️ DMs accepted if you're bashful 😝
PAY THE TOLL:
HOLE 🕳️ or POLE 🍆
Sorry, I don't make the rules. 🤷♀️ DMs accepted if you're bashful 😝
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
🛑 ✋🏼 STOP! ✋🏼 🛑
PAY THE TOLL:
HOLE 🕳️ or POLE 🍆
Sorry, I don't make the rules. 🤷♀️ DMs accepted if you're bashful 😝
PAY THE TOLL:
HOLE 🕳️ or POLE 🍆
Sorry, I don't make the rules. 🤷♀️ DMs accepted if you're bashful 😝
Me 'n who? 👀
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me 'n who? 👀
18 🤤🤤🤤
I would LOVE to have a gloryhole experience. Which one would you choose? I'm keen on 17 😍🍆
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
18 🤤🤤🤤
Hump day means celebrating Fat Cock Friday early 😈
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hump day means celebrating Fat Cock Friday early 😈
Nintendo catering to monster fuckers. 💀💀💀 Wtf even is this timeline?
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Nintendo catering to monster fuckers. 💀💀💀 Wtf even is this timeline?
Ahhhh so close
February 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Ahhhh so close
Just go ahead and take my last gay card, because I'm already as sick of hearing Abracadabra as I was of hearing Padam Padam. I can't peacefully scroll through TikTok without every other video being some twink dancing to it, no matter how many times I hit the "not interested" button 😭
February 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just go ahead and take my last gay card, because I'm already as sick of hearing Abracadabra as I was of hearing Padam Padam. I can't peacefully scroll through TikTok without every other video being some twink dancing to it, no matter how many times I hit the "not interested" button 😭
If this ban goes through, there's gonna be SO much dick posted on TikTok on Saturday. The live feed will be absolutely full of dudes cranking their hogs on full display.
January 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If this ban goes through, there's gonna be SO much dick posted on TikTok on Saturday. The live feed will be absolutely full of dudes cranking their hogs on full display.
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A reminder as Musk-bots, Trump-bots, and other bots start hitting Bluesky: blocking users removes their replies from your posts entirely.
The correct way of handlin antagonizing parties is to block. Not reply. Not dunk. Not mute. Block. It stops their reach and effectiveness right there.
The correct way of handlin antagonizing parties is to block. Not reply. Not dunk. Not mute. Block. It stops their reach and effectiveness right there.
January 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A reminder as Musk-bots, Trump-bots, and other bots start hitting Bluesky: blocking users removes their replies from your posts entirely.
The correct way of handlin antagonizing parties is to block. Not reply. Not dunk. Not mute. Block. It stops their reach and effectiveness right there.
The correct way of handlin antagonizing parties is to block. Not reply. Not dunk. Not mute. Block. It stops their reach and effectiveness right there.
Welp. Fully deleted Twitter. I had intended to stay on my spicy account for a while, but then I logged on this morning and saw they'd decided to plant a great big section onto everyone's feeds with news headlines. I refuse to be forced to see news curated by Elon Musk, so...
January 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Welp. Fully deleted Twitter. I had intended to stay on my spicy account for a while, but then I logged on this morning and saw they'd decided to plant a great big section onto everyone's feeds with news headlines. I refuse to be forced to see news curated by Elon Musk, so...
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
I'm suddenly craving a nice big slice of pie for dessert. No particular reason. 😏😈
January 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm suddenly craving a nice big slice of pie for dessert. No particular reason. 😏😈
If I invite you over to goon with me, please be advised that what I mean is we're going to eat Crab Rangoon until we physically cannot move anymore.
December 31, 2024 at 9:34 PM
If I invite you over to goon with me, please be advised that what I mean is we're going to eat Crab Rangoon until we physically cannot move anymore.
Spotify Wrapped always comes across as SO unnecessarily condescending when you're neuro-spicy with auditory processing issues and don't listen to a lot of music 😭😭😭
December 4, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Spotify Wrapped always comes across as SO unnecessarily condescending when you're neuro-spicy with auditory processing issues and don't listen to a lot of music 😭😭😭
If you're an OF creator who charges more than like $10 a month at most, doesn't post anything of substance, but constantly sends out PPVs, then fuck up from the bottom of my heart. I hope you step on a Lego brick while going to the bathroom every night for the rest of your life.
November 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
If you're an OF creator who charges more than like $10 a month at most, doesn't post anything of substance, but constantly sends out PPVs, then fuck up from the bottom of my heart. I hope you step on a Lego brick while going to the bathroom every night for the rest of your life.
Good morning to my new followers. I think I'm gonna like it here. 😘
November 16, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Good morning to my new followers. I think I'm gonna like it here. 😘
Hi thirsty gay Bluesky. Think I'll start posting here instead of Twitter for a while. No particular reason. 😏 Anyway here's some pole. ✌️
October 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Hi thirsty gay Bluesky. Think I'll start posting here instead of Twitter for a while. No particular reason. 😏 Anyway here's some pole. ✌️