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The Original Ahriman
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Story account | Ahriman is a mischievous, chaotic, evil and powerful spellcaster, who was raised by the three Sages of The Magic Realm | My main account: @squeamishnerd.bsky.social
Mayor: So, now both Azrael and I know about your little scheme. Be careful with who else you share it with. I will share it to the world if I'm starting to feel that keeping silent could threaten my position as a Mayor.

Ahriman: Technically it's not 𝘮𝘺 scheme... But please keep silent.
June 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Mayor: Did you just try to woo a Reaper?

Ahriman: It worked before. I didn't want to go that route this time though, his hands are a bit cold and it's uncanny to woohoo with someone who doesn't have a face. But I must say that I liked his long nails.

Mayor: I did not need any of that information.
June 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ahriman: Okay, I give up.

Azrael: Goodbye.
June 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Ahriman: Back to the point. I need help to find the recipe for Ambrosia. I don't know if you'll believe me, but I have no intention to use it.

Azrael: You used my Death Note, which you 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘦 from me.

Ahriman: Njf but-

Azrael: There's no use, I don't have the recipe and I don't remember it.
June 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ahriman: Sorry about that. Of course I wouldn't overstep any boundaries, I was just curious to see if you're still easily wooed.

Azrael: Right. Boundaries. Of course I have boundaries.
June 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Ahriman: Would the answer be different if...

Azrael: *Tries to not fall for it*... *Falls for it*
June 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Azrael: Is this another one of your tricks?

Ahriman: Of course not.

Azrael: You're not very convincing.

Ahriman: I need help to find the recipe for Ambrosia.

Azrael: Sorry. Can't help you with that. I'll take my leave.
June 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ahriman: Well, if it isn't my friend Grim.

Azrael: If we were friends you wouldn't have called me Grim. More importantly, why do you have a Grimophone and why have you summoned me?

Ahriman: I need your help.
June 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Azrael: Of all the places I could've been called to... Oh well.
June 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Azrael: Grey, I got a call. Could you stay here while I'm away?

Grey: Sure. I want Cassandra to show me some cool magic.

Azrael: Be careful. I'll make sure that someone crafts you an amulet later.
June 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Azrael: Grey.

Cassandra: Hello, Archangel Azrael.

Azrael: Someone did their homework, but you can call me just Azrael.

Cassandra: How about Psychopomp Azrael instead? Or Santa Muerte? Or Dödsängeln?

Azrael: Cassandra, titles are growing out of fashion, call me Azrael.
June 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Cassandra: Are you a spellcaster?

Grey: No.

Cassandra: But you're occult?

Grey: Yes, Grimborn.

Cassandra: So... A skeleton?

Grey: I don't think so. I kinda have skin and organs. Dad has skin too, but I'm not sure about organs.
June 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Cassandra: Yeah, but you still don't look very gray.

Pyritie: Cassandra, may I remind you that you named me, a purple dragon, after pyrite, a yellow metal.

Cassandra: But you were supposed to be a golden dragon.

Pyritie: Supposed to!? 😤
June 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Cassandra: Hi! I'm Cassandra.

Grey: Hi, I'm Grey.

Cassandra: You don't look very gray.

Grey: No, silly, it's my name.
June 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Pyritie: Who's that?

Cassandra: Dunno, let's find out.
June 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Chapter 23: How to Trick a Reaper

Ahriman: Now, let's see if this thing works.
June 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ahriman: So, here's my proposal: You help me find my way out, and I won't tell anyone, living or dead, about these little secrets that I 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 stumbled upon while I was trying to find my way out.

Kat: I don't think we have a choice.

Miss: Ugh. I hate spellcasters. They're too smart.
June 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ahriman: The problem is that I got lost down here. Can you believe it? I can't Transportalate, maybe because this is hallowed vampire ground, I don't know. And you must understand how difficult it can be to find your way when you're so used to Transportalating? Right?
June 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ahriman: Oh, I just noticed. Your ey-

Kat: No, please don't say anything.

Ahriman: You knew all along that I-

Kat: Please, just leave.
June 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ahriman: Especially you, Crow, you definitely wouldn't want this to turn into something political, would you? Just imagine if people figured out that you-

Markus: Don't finish that sentence. I get your point.
June 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Miss: Watch your tongue or you'll become my dinner.

Ahriman: Hey, hey, I'm a spellcaster. You can't kill me with a bite and of course I'd tell people that a vampire bit me against my will. You don't want to turn this into something political, do you?
June 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ahriman: Sorry, but I don't think you answered my question. Which name was it?

Miss: Obviously not Smith, that's a sim name.

Markus: Oooh, I get it. Be careful, he's trying to trick us somehow.

Ahriman: So, Miss Maryb-, sorry, just Miss Hell, I presume...
June 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ahriman: Oh, if it isn't Miss Smith... I'm sorry, Miss Hell, was it?

Miss: And who are you?

Kat: You don't recognise them?

Miss: What is there to recognise?

Kat: The intonation of their voice, their manners.

Miss: I don't care about recognising people.
June 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
June 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ahriman: It's showtime. Get into the void.
June 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM