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Long live the new flesh
September 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Long live the new flesh
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the sun is like an abusive mother
June 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the sun is like an abusive mother
why are there so many companies named aura and why are they always sponsoring youtubers
May 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
why are there so many companies named aura and why are they always sponsoring youtubers
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forcing myself to take a half-day by replaying this quote in my head
May 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
forcing myself to take a half-day by replaying this quote in my head
i think the most offensive thing about hank green is his guitar that says “this machine pwns noobs” in the shape of woody guthrie’s “this machine kills fascists”. i generally respect him but that guitar makes it very difficult
May 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i think the most offensive thing about hank green is his guitar that says “this machine pwns noobs” in the shape of woody guthrie’s “this machine kills fascists”. i generally respect him but that guitar makes it very difficult
protip: wait for your eyelashes to fully dry after crying before trying to curl them
May 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
protip: wait for your eyelashes to fully dry after crying before trying to curl them
i guess ben stiller has loved creepy ass hallways since at least 2018
May 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i guess ben stiller has loved creepy ass hallways since at least 2018
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Me, lying in bed: “wow this is just like what former Beach Boys member Brian Wilson did”
May 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Me, lying in bed: “wow this is just like what former Beach Boys member Brian Wilson did”
doing something kinda gay and saying “yes homo tho”
April 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
doing something kinda gay and saying “yes homo tho”
why do ads say “up to zero” like that basically means nothing 😭
April 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
why do ads say “up to zero” like that basically means nothing 😭
cat asleep on my lap but i have to go to class 💔 this world is so cruel
April 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
cat asleep on my lap but i have to go to class 💔 this world is so cruel
i’m not a furry, i’m something even weirder
April 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i’m not a furry, i’m something even weirder
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My 15yo convinced my 11yo to watch The Fly with him. Apparently she loved it so much she wrote a review.
November 26, 2023 at 6:32 PM
My 15yo convinced my 11yo to watch The Fly with him. Apparently she loved it so much she wrote a review.
is it stolen valor to be cis and born on trans visibility day? does my existence contribute to trans invisibility?
March 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
is it stolen valor to be cis and born on trans visibility day? does my existence contribute to trans invisibility?
@2toesup.bsky.social i never watch jacks lives but i heard from a friend u were talking about severance and i stopped what i was doing to find and rewind the stream to hear ur thoughts. u are always and forever cooler and funnier than ur husband 🙏
March 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
@2toesup.bsky.social i never watch jacks lives but i heard from a friend u were talking about severance and i stopped what i was doing to find and rewind the stream to hear ur thoughts. u are always and forever cooler and funnier than ur husband 🙏
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Got a bunch of food and device safety folks back at FDA. Every win is a goddamn win.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/s...
(archive.ph/G1EGn)
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/s...
(archive.ph/G1EGn)
F.D.A. Reinstates Fired Medical Device, Food and Legal Staffers
The agency changed course just days after firing employees who oversee the safety of food and life-sustaining medical devices. Dozens of workers said they and others were back at work Monday.
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Got a bunch of food and device safety folks back at FDA. Every win is a goddamn win.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/s...
(archive.ph/G1EGn)
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/s...
(archive.ph/G1EGn)
swept the floor while wearing roller skates, i wonder how many other people have done that before
February 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
swept the floor while wearing roller skates, i wonder how many other people have done that before
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gay son or thot daughter
February 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
gay son or thot daughter
everybody get skrunk
January 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
everybody get skrunk
if i was a cat i would fucking love chewing on cardboard
January 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
if i was a cat i would fucking love chewing on cardboard
thinking about snail puppy. snuppy
January 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
thinking about snail puppy. snuppy