Theo
theomalings.bsky.social
Theo
@theomalings.bsky.social
Writer; Unpaid Carer; Winner of the Faber Action! Prize; Terrible at Welsh; Even worse at Elden Ring

THE RED TWILIGHT, an SFF Fantasy YA Thriller, will be published by Faber.

Agent: Emma Shercliff at Laxfield Literary Associates.

Depending on what the FanFiction is, Royal Road may be a possibility. But probably AO3.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Are you a bot? Because your reply sounds like a bot. Are you saying that it figures that people who lack a smartphone are also likely to lack a passport and driving license, or are you asking me to provide you with data?
September 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The people who are unlikely to have a driving license or passport are the same group who are unlikely to have smartphones: pensioners.
September 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I've called books readable before. It's usually for books I'm getting through quickly and am excited to get back to, but which I know I'll never read again.
September 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I felt kind of bad for him this morning. That kind of random unhinged behaviour usually has something else going on behind it. If he's had relatives caught up in things, I can understand why he'd believe the things he said. I hope he's able to reflect a bit.
September 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
If, say, a writer was heavily inspired by video games, that would make a video game system tax-deductible, right?
June 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I absolutely cannot waste money on a Switch 2. I've only closed 4 Oblivion Gates!

(Although, I made a wild promise to myself that if I, hahaha won the Action Prize, I would, obviously, buy myself a Switch 2 at launch. I've *never* bought a console at launch)
June 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM