The Nth Mr. French
@thenthmrfrench.bsky.social
A face for radio and a voice for braille. I built my fez in a cave with a box of scraps. Will answer to the pseudonyms “DJ Soup Cake” or “Mr. Pug Loaf”.
Pinned
This mans is a goddamn Captain Planet villain.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the health secretary, posted photos on Sunday of himself and his grandchildren swimming in a contaminated Washington creek where swimming is not allowed because it is used for sewer runoff.
RFK Jr. Swims in Washington Creek That Flows With Sewage and Bacteria
www.nytimes.com
May 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This mans is a goddamn Captain Planet villain.
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My new favorite book
May 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My new favorite book
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The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents.
What the fuck are we doing here?
What the fuck are we doing here?
May 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents.
What the fuck are we doing here?
What the fuck are we doing here?
It’s always a warm feeling being reminded that I’m not the only one that tortures myself like this.
April 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It’s always a warm feeling being reminded that I’m not the only one that tortures myself like this.
There’s so many cross-wired bad tropes in that image that I think I had a stroke.
We have reached levels of cringe previously thought unattainable
April 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
There’s so many cross-wired bad tropes in that image that I think I had a stroke.
Who wants to bet this hypnotist is actually 77,000,000 pathogens in a trench coat.
“…drafted by a Florida hypnotist who says he stands ‘alongside an Army of the Dead’ in fighting medical advances.” 😳
April 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Who wants to bet this hypnotist is actually 77,000,000 pathogens in a trench coat.
It’s a horror film where the villain is a business not doing thorough background checks and everything else is just fallout.
ppl keep mistaking Jurassic Park for a survival film against dinosaurs when it's actually a survival film against startup culture
Deep in my heart I do not believe that Jurassic Park would pose substantially different or more challenging security issues than any well stocked zoo.
April 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It’s a horror film where the villain is a business not doing thorough background checks and everything else is just fallout.
We’ll be reduced as a species to a scattered few wretches huddled in pain, vomiting infected blood at the bottom of a smoking crater under a burning sky of sulfur and cascading rock, the heavens forever masked by smog and storms…
And one of these shit-gibbons will still mutter “…but the caravans…”
And one of these shit-gibbons will still mutter “…but the caravans…”
April 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We’ll be reduced as a species to a scattered few wretches huddled in pain, vomiting infected blood at the bottom of a smoking crater under a burning sky of sulfur and cascading rock, the heavens forever masked by smog and storms…
And one of these shit-gibbons will still mutter “…but the caravans…”
And one of these shit-gibbons will still mutter “…but the caravans…”
There’s a dark irony in every shitwagon touting eugenics looking and sounding like the failed cross-breeding of a wombat and a damp potato.
WATCH | RFK Jr claims autistic children will never go on dates or pay taxes
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
April 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
There’s a dark irony in every shitwagon touting eugenics looking and sounding like the failed cross-breeding of a wombat and a damp potato.
Old boy here looks like when I first sit at my desk in the morning knowing I’ve got nine hours of Photoshop ahead of me.
Why does this echidna look like he’s about to drop the hottest jazz piano album OF THE YEAR
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Old boy here looks like when I first sit at my desk in the morning knowing I’ve got nine hours of Photoshop ahead of me.
If anyone around me doesn’t have this reaction, you can reliably diagnose unknown eye problems.
When a beautiful woman perceives my existence in any way
April 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If anyone around me doesn’t have this reaction, you can reliably diagnose unknown eye problems.
Damn it, now I’m paranoid that some of those spam texts I’ve been blocking was actually Pete Hegseth sharing nuclear codes.
March 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Damn it, now I’m paranoid that some of those spam texts I’ve been blocking was actually Pete Hegseth sharing nuclear codes.
Man, those JFK documents were sure worth the wait, huh?
March 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Man, those JFK documents were sure worth the wait, huh?
Never would have guessed my adulthood would be waking up and thinking the news headlines were satire, and realizing throughout the day that the real bullshit factor was actually downplayed by a factor of kill me.
March 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Never would have guessed my adulthood would be waking up and thinking the news headlines were satire, and realizing throughout the day that the real bullshit factor was actually downplayed by a factor of kill me.
Official government correspondence reading like the edge-lord cattle call of an emotionally stunted Xbox Live squeaker…
Fuck this timeline and the dead gorilla it rode in on.
Fuck this timeline and the dead gorilla it rode in on.
I had to confirm for myself that this is actually an official White House statement.
It is.
It is.
March 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Official government correspondence reading like the edge-lord cattle call of an emotionally stunted Xbox Live squeaker…
Fuck this timeline and the dead gorilla it rode in on.
Fuck this timeline and the dead gorilla it rode in on.
The memes are a but the bittersweet victory to the poor product dev-artist who knew this was a shit pitch, plead their case, and was summarily ignored/overruled by a department head that claimed this project as their personal baby despite being as artistically inclined as a damp brick.
I believe that, 200 years from now, if humans still exist, and if within human culture there are still schools of Art and Design, the massive fail of the MLB "overlap" caps—a fail so epic it almost has to be an early April Fool's joke—will be studied.
It will be studied like the Talmud is studied.
It will be studied like the Talmud is studied.
MLB’s new ‘Overlap’ hats are going viral for all the wrong reasons
Welp ...
www.sbnation.com
March 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The memes are a but the bittersweet victory to the poor product dev-artist who knew this was a shit pitch, plead their case, and was summarily ignored/overruled by a department head that claimed this project as their personal baby despite being as artistically inclined as a damp brick.
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Losing faith in every single public figure and institution has done wonders for my Impostor Syndrome
March 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Losing faith in every single public figure and institution has done wonders for my Impostor Syndrome
People wondering what historians are gonna think of the here and now, but I’m kinda thinking that believing there’s going to be any historians at all after all this bullshittery is the peak of optimism.
March 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
People wondering what historians are gonna think of the here and now, but I’m kinda thinking that believing there’s going to be any historians at all after all this bullshittery is the peak of optimism.
Every attempt to prop up the RWBY franchise is essentially reburying it in the exactly same grave —à la 'Pet Sematary'— over and over again, hoping the next time the abomination crawls out, it will come back less-wrong.
RWBY is such a weird franchise from a marketing lens because anytime it interacts with anything, it dies
Its own studio: dead
BlazBlue: adds RWBY characters, no new games since 2018
Multiversus: planned RWBY content, game dies
It’s like an ancient Aztec Death Curse but for CGI Anime
Its own studio: dead
BlazBlue: adds RWBY characters, no new games since 2018
Multiversus: planned RWBY content, game dies
It’s like an ancient Aztec Death Curse but for CGI Anime
March 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Every attempt to prop up the RWBY franchise is essentially reburying it in the exactly same grave —à la 'Pet Sematary'— over and over again, hoping the next time the abomination crawls out, it will come back less-wrong.
Real bummer finding out all those “checks and balances” we learned about in social studies carry the same weight and penalties as the honor system and pinky-swears.
Trump doesn’t seem to believe he needs to abide by the law when it comes to following through on banning TikTok.
Trump Has Frightening Reaction to Supreme Court’s TikTok Ruling
Donald Trump apparently thinks he can just ignore two branches of government.
newrepublic.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Real bummer finding out all those “checks and balances” we learned about in social studies carry the same weight and penalties as the honor system and pinky-swears.
I yearn for the days when the most elevated scandal in politics was President Obama wearing a tan suit.
January 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I yearn for the days when the most elevated scandal in politics was President Obama wearing a tan suit.
Inside of me are two neurodivergent wolves. One incessantly shares an encyclopedic knowledge of Stargate lore, and the other just wants to stare at a wall with headphones on but doesn’t want to be rude.
January 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Inside of me are two neurodivergent wolves. One incessantly shares an encyclopedic knowledge of Stargate lore, and the other just wants to stare at a wall with headphones on but doesn’t want to be rude.
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Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
January 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
It can’t be a coincidence that the top six ugliest vinyl car-wraps I’ve seen in my life have also been on Cybertrucks.
Whoever is designing those HAS to know what they’re doing, and if so, I salute you for your dedication to the bit.
Whoever is designing those HAS to know what they’re doing, and if so, I salute you for your dedication to the bit.
January 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It can’t be a coincidence that the top six ugliest vinyl car-wraps I’ve seen in my life have also been on Cybertrucks.
Whoever is designing those HAS to know what they’re doing, and if so, I salute you for your dedication to the bit.
Whoever is designing those HAS to know what they’re doing, and if so, I salute you for your dedication to the bit.