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Noah Price
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Latest Wolves: This season's Wolves are dreadful in the "clutch," a symptom of a team that can't generate synergy or positive chemistry 50 games into the season.
www.minnpost.com/sports/2025/...
Shocking losses frustrate Minnesota Timberwolves fans
A loss to the last place Washington Wizards marks a low point of an already disappointing season for the Minnesota Timberwolves.
www.minnpost.com
February 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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At least the murder hornets are gone www.nytimes.com/2024/12/18/u...
‘Murder Hornet’ Has Been Eradicated From the U.S., Officials Say
The hornet was discovered in a corner of Washington State. Five years later, a massive mobilization has eliminated the invasive species, at least for now.
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
themollusk.bsky.social
There was another towel in the opposite endzone. It’s like we were signaling each other.
December 17, 2024 at 11:24 PM
themollusk.bsky.social
Vanilla Ice at halftime is going to be off the chain
December 17, 2024 at 2:06 AM
themollusk.bsky.social
Everyone ripping on Luigi for going to McDonalds, but not a single mention that the McRib is back. He was powerless.
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 AM
themollusk.bsky.social
PSA. If you’re looking for cheap tickets to a premium Timberwolves game, the Friday 12/13 game was flexed to a Laker game after getting eliminated from the NBA cup. You won’t see a game against LeBron for $15 again. Believe that. Bonus, Wolves are rolling again with 4 straight dubs. #wolvesback
December 7, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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[POURS OUT A WONDROUS PUNCH IN TRIBUTE]

[WONDROUS PUNCH EATS THROUGH SIDEWALK LIKE ALIEN ACID BLOOD]
solace.bsky.social solace @solace.bsky.social · Dec 5
RIP Red Dragon. iykyk

Last day is 12/28
December 5, 2024 at 4:37 PM
themollusk.bsky.social
I have not had a color way that has had me pull the trigger yet, but I’m pretty sure these are the ones.
sneakerfiles.bsky.social Sneaker Files @sneakerfiles.bsky.social · Dec 4
adidas Anthony Edwards 1 Low "3SSB" Drops April 2025

More Info: www.sneakerfiles.com/adidas-antho...
December 5, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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What to Do When Someone Has a Panic Attack Ask if they've considered that in season 6, episode 4 of the Sopranos, an episode of Gilmore Girls is playing on TV In S07E17 of Gilmore Girls, Richard is wearing a tracksuit. Lorelai makes a joke about it by implicating a lunch date with Tony Soprano, Ask if they realize this means that both the Sopranos and Gilmore Girls exist as television shows in the other's universe. When the Gilmore Girls watch the Sopranos, they will se themselves When Tony Soprano watches Gilmore Girls, he sees himself and his family • Like two facing mirrors; Gilmore Girls and Sopranos, a recursion, fractal, etc.
December 3, 2024 at 10:58 PM
themollusk.bsky.social
Sam Greenfield at the Turf Club tonight was fantastic. Was hoping Cory Wong would get up on stage and guest with him, but he just spectated.
December 4, 2024 at 7:59 AM
themollusk.bsky.social
Simultaneously conveying how good the Billy Woods and Kenny Segal show was at the Fineline tonight, and the Timberwolves housing the lake show. Also seeing how much media I can upload.
#wolesback
December 3, 2024 at 6:30 AM
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The alt…
averysafecat.bsky.social Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · Nov 5
Somebody please show this to the guy so he can see where he falls in Elon's personal pantheon.
A frankly bizarre picture that looks like a painting of papier-mache figures. On the bottom is an Elon golem that is very obviously based on Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron. The likeness is astounding. The artist has with great fidelity drawn Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron, down to haircut and eyebrows. It's supposed to be Elon but really the only way you can tell is by a Tesla logo tattoo on its right inner wrist. Other tattoos are the logo for the game Diablo, and on its left bicep, "$PNUT", which I guess means some cryptocurrency named after a squirrel. It should be pointed out that the Elon golem is nude and has no genitalia. It grasps an American flag in its left hand. On the golem's shoulders is a representation of Joe Rogan. His head is freakishly swollen, possibly because of a recent dose of ayahuasca. His arms are all wrong, and under his right arm, from bottom of bicep to waist, he seems to have a membranous wing, which also might be due to a recent dose of ayahuasca. He wears a black t-shirt, blue jeans, and boots. He is in fact the only one of the three figures in the artwork who is wearing clothes. There are small mercies in this world, and in this time of monsters we must learn to recognize them. Over his head the Joe Rogan membranous-wing-plant-hallucination bears a homunculus. The homunculus is meant to be an infant but it has the bodily proportions of an adult, and also it bears the head of Donald Trump. It is nude, but his thigh obscures his tiny hog. He may not bear a hog. Perhaps like the Elon golem he is sans hog. We may never know. We are fine with this. The Trump child bears a look of concerned constipation, as if far in the distance he sees a mountain of cheese that he knows he must eat, or have someone hire undocumented immigrants to eat. In any case, he is held aloft in a pose stolen whole cloth from a tableau of the birth of Simba. We cannot imagine a more succinct view of Elon's personal cosmology, nor would we want to.
December 1, 2024 at 9:32 AM
themollusk.bsky.social
At this price point? He can hit.
itysreid.bsky.social I Think You Should Naz Reid @itysreid.bsky.social · Nov 27
Defenders to Donte DiVincenzo when he’s open for 3:
November 27, 2024 at 5:04 AM
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In 2013, BuzzFeed installed a cold brew machine in the NYC office. I was working in SF at the time. Just from watching the slack, I could tell something was off. People were WILDING OUT. Turns out, they were drinking pure concentrate. The person who set up the machine didn’t connect the water. 😳
December 7, 2023 at 8:17 PM
themollusk.bsky.social
Great to see an Ant dunk, i've been waiting all season.
dadjr84.bsky.social Dwayne @dadjr84.bsky.social · Nov 16
Anthony Edwards killed a guy.
cjzero.bsky.social CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · Nov 16
ANTHONY EDWARDS
November 16, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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This is a fun MLB game I didn't know existed until now. Thanks @shaylarz.bsky.social

Daily Walkoff
#77 - 11/15/2024
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November 16, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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#neverforget
November 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
themollusk.bsky.social
Bring the noise!
pwppip.bsky.social jake dubbed over @pwppip.bsky.social · Nov 15
I’ve got an idea for a starter pack so enormous, so ambitious, that you will have no idea who the hell is in your timeline.
November 15, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 5:26 AM
themollusk.bsky.social
I don't see sewer anywhere in there
greasegawblin.bsky.social The Grease Whisperer @greasegawblin.bsky.social · Nov 14
i don’t know what else would fit into the “things you pour oil down” category 🤔
November 14, 2024 at 9:05 PM
themollusk.bsky.social
How many Naz Reid towels it takes to stop the bleeding?
November 14, 2024 at 5:46 AM
themollusk.bsky.social
It really should have been "Bring the Noice"
mylittlebloggie.bsky.social Bob Collins @mylittlebloggie.bsky.social · Nov 14
I knew we were screwed when the Timberwolves came out with "Bring the Nice" as their slogan this year.
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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If you see this, post a concert pic you took

Vince Staples
November 14, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM