Glenn Waldorf
@themetricsander.bsky.social
They/them; I love puppetry and stop-motion
screaming that Trump/Elon Musk would absolutely DESTROY government benefits and welfare such as SNAP/the ACA. But holy SHIT, that clearly ended up not fucking mattering at all as far as those millions of braindead voters were concerned. Now DID it, McElrath?
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
screaming that Trump/Elon Musk would absolutely DESTROY government benefits and welfare such as SNAP/the ACA. But holy SHIT, that clearly ended up not fucking mattering at all as far as those millions of braindead voters were concerned. Now DID it, McElrath?
It’s a big club, but WE’RE not in it. Go to hell you weak, spineless fucking coward. You gave us nothing, DID nothing, and are best friends with the people who want to deport/brutalize those who trusted and fucking VOTED FOR you.
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s a big club, but WE’RE not in it. Go to hell you weak, spineless fucking coward. You gave us nothing, DID nothing, and are best friends with the people who want to deport/brutalize those who trusted and fucking VOTED FOR you.
Hopefully, unlike Obama, Mamdani will actually fucking FOLLOW THROUGH on the hope that he promises. I really do think that Obama failing MISERABLY to do anything he campaigned on or promised, instead basically giving Republicans whatever the hell they wanted and actively collaborating
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hopefully, unlike Obama, Mamdani will actually fucking FOLLOW THROUGH on the hope that he promises. I really do think that Obama failing MISERABLY to do anything he campaigned on or promised, instead basically giving Republicans whatever the hell they wanted and actively collaborating
Obama actually fucking sucks as a pundit/was AWFUL as a president, and his total inaction to meaningfully help anybody during his presidency broke the Democratic party in ways that we have only BEGUN to even try repairing to this day. What else is new!
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Obama actually fucking sucks as a pundit/was AWFUL as a president, and his total inaction to meaningfully help anybody during his presidency broke the Democratic party in ways that we have only BEGUN to even try repairing to this day. What else is new!
at the exact SAME time seemingly exclusively hyperfocusing in on being AS conservative as they can possibly fucking be and AS friendly with the far right/white supremacists as they can possibly be. Without being immediately kicked out of the Democratic Party and having to become
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
at the exact SAME time seemingly exclusively hyperfocusing in on being AS conservative as they can possibly fucking be and AS friendly with the far right/white supremacists as they can possibly be. Without being immediately kicked out of the Democratic Party and having to become
Are you sure your best friend would like that mate? You two-faced, hypocritical jackass. It’s a big club, and WE’RE not fucking in it. You and Trump are, but WE THE PEOPLE get shot dead, deported, thrown into federal prison, etc. if we even THINK about wanting to get into it!
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Are you sure your best friend would like that mate? You two-faced, hypocritical jackass. It’s a big club, and WE’RE not fucking in it. You and Trump are, but WE THE PEOPLE get shot dead, deported, thrown into federal prison, etc. if we even THINK about wanting to get into it!
seem to love losing and just agreeing/voting with Republicans on EVERYTHING even more than they usually goddamn do!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
seem to love losing and just agreeing/voting with Republicans on EVERYTHING even more than they usually goddamn do!!!!
Behold, the grotesque face of Trumpism and conservative politics in America:
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Behold, the grotesque face of Trumpism and conservative politics in America:
Game Theory has proven to be an extremely conservative, largely anti-art/creators and highly sanitized dumpster fire of desperately doing ANYTHING that they can in order to not lose misogynists, racists, transphobes, or far right elements in their audience more generally.
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Game Theory has proven to be an extremely conservative, largely anti-art/creators and highly sanitized dumpster fire of desperately doing ANYTHING that they can in order to not lose misogynists, racists, transphobes, or far right elements in their audience more generally.
A story in three images:
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
A story in three images:
I think the term “strasserite” works very well too. I‘ve also seen the term “MAGA Communists” thrown around a few times, but that might require too much explanation and not be immediately clear to everybody about it’s meaning.
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I think the term “strasserite” works very well too. I‘ve also seen the term “MAGA Communists” thrown around a few times, but that might require too much explanation and not be immediately clear to everybody about it’s meaning.
Yeah, you’re right Enos! Somebody should make that illegal. Now if only there was a political party in the United States that could use their power/could’ve used their power when they had it at ANY time to do extremely important stuff like this. . . . .
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yeah, you’re right Enos! Somebody should make that illegal. Now if only there was a political party in the United States that could use their power/could’ve used their power when they had it at ANY time to do extremely important stuff like this. . . . .
exact OPPOSITE extreme, and become a nihilistic hermit/incel or whatever. Anyways, to be clear, Trump and his allies are literally demolishing the fucking WHITE HOUSE right NOW, with absolutely no ability/chance/effort to actually stop this from happening
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
exact OPPOSITE extreme, and become a nihilistic hermit/incel or whatever. Anyways, to be clear, Trump and his allies are literally demolishing the fucking WHITE HOUSE right NOW, with absolutely no ability/chance/effort to actually stop this from happening
I would say it‘s actually only “good” if some meaningful, positive change or actions come out of it. Given that Trump and his Nazi allies are currently (literally) tearing down the White House’s fucking walls AS WE SPEAK. I would say that very few, if any, good changes/things have come out of
October 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I would say it‘s actually only “good” if some meaningful, positive change or actions come out of it. Given that Trump and his Nazi allies are currently (literally) tearing down the White House’s fucking walls AS WE SPEAK. I would say that very few, if any, good changes/things have come out of
who hate Trump to go to and meet up with the cops for a few hours. Because. . . .well. . . .these protests DIDN’T actually really do anything. Trump and the Republicans haven’t stopped hurting people/deporting and brutalizing citizens, and are still just keeping on doing everything that
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
who hate Trump to go to and meet up with the cops for a few hours. Because. . . .well. . . .these protests DIDN’T actually really do anything. Trump and the Republicans haven’t stopped hurting people/deporting and brutalizing citizens, and are still just keeping on doing everything that
I’m in the middle of watching that new “The Twits” movie right now, and (while they don’t do what you’re saying exactly) I actually think I do see a little bit of this attitude pushing through in how the titular Twits themselves are portrayed in the movie.
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m in the middle of watching that new “The Twits” movie right now, and (while they don’t do what you’re saying exactly) I actually think I do see a little bit of this attitude pushing through in how the titular Twits themselves are portrayed in the movie.
Well, clearly those millions of people don’t vote/hold any amount of real power to begin with, otherwise we wouldn’t be in this fucking mess in the first place. I’m always for a good raking the news media over the coal, but also I think it’s very interesting that despite all of THIS.
October 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Well, clearly those millions of people don’t vote/hold any amount of real power to begin with, otherwise we wouldn’t be in this fucking mess in the first place. I’m always for a good raking the news media over the coal, but also I think it’s very interesting that despite all of THIS.
Because she’s a winner and is a great fucking person/politician, and the Democrats viscerally DESPISE anybody who comes even remotely close to being even just ONE of those things.
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Because she’s a winner and is a great fucking person/politician, and the Democrats viscerally DESPISE anybody who comes even remotely close to being even just ONE of those things.
Israel is an apartheid, genocidal ethnostate, it SHOULD absolutely being unilaterally abolished without giving a shit what Israelis think, and (at LEAST) all of it’s leaders/politicians/major funders should be tried for fucking crimes against humanity.
October 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Israel is an apartheid, genocidal ethnostate, it SHOULD absolutely being unilaterally abolished without giving a shit what Israelis think, and (at LEAST) all of it’s leaders/politicians/major funders should be tried for fucking crimes against humanity.
To reiterate for those in the back: THE IDEA THAT A CIVILIZATION INHERENTLY DEGENERATES AND *DECLINES* AS TIME GOES ON, IS LITERALLY A FUCKING IDEA THAT WAS (at the very least) HIGHLY POPULARIZED BY A DUMB, FASCIST SACK OF SHIT WHO LITERALLY LAID THE GROUNDWORK FOR THE IDEOLOGY
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
To reiterate for those in the back: THE IDEA THAT A CIVILIZATION INHERENTLY DEGENERATES AND *DECLINES* AS TIME GOES ON, IS LITERALLY A FUCKING IDEA THAT WAS (at the very least) HIGHLY POPULARIZED BY A DUMB, FASCIST SACK OF SHIT WHO LITERALLY LAID THE GROUNDWORK FOR THE IDEOLOGY
have ALWAYS hated modern society and everything it entails for, ironically, longer than your dumbasses have even been alive for. The “modern world” didn’t fucking create fascism. Nazis slandering their critics and making terrible “art” in order to do so has happened for as long as they’ve
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
have ALWAYS hated modern society and everything it entails for, ironically, longer than your dumbasses have even been alive for. The “modern world” didn’t fucking create fascism. Nazis slandering their critics and making terrible “art” in order to do so has happened for as long as they’ve
who run that show depicted Robin Williams as being such a horrible/unfunny/annoying person that Peter tried to commit fucking SUICIDE when he creates “too many” Robin Williams clones in Quahog.
October 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
who run that show depicted Robin Williams as being such a horrible/unfunny/annoying person that Peter tried to commit fucking SUICIDE when he creates “too many” Robin Williams clones in Quahog.
Well. . . .perhaps not THAT “awesome and kind” after all. . . . .
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Well. . . .perhaps not THAT “awesome and kind” after all. . . . .
The Republicans will be the party that abolishes the filibuster because they love winning and the Dems fucking hate hate hate HATE IT with the passion of a thousand burning stars. And America will be completely blown apart because of it.
September 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The Republicans will be the party that abolishes the filibuster because they love winning and the Dems fucking hate hate hate HATE IT with the passion of a thousand burning stars. And America will be completely blown apart because of it.