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I'm here to eat skittles and have a complete existential breakdown and I'm all out of skittles so I should probably buy more quick

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Here we are, a 32 year old man's attempt at finding new friends.

🎷 Saxophone
🎸 Guitar
🏁 Ska
✊ Punk
🤘 Metal
⚔️ Assassin's Creed
☢️ Fallout
🐉 Dragon Age
🌪️ Crash Bandicoot
🚀 Star Wars
🦖 Jurassic Park
👑 Game of Thrones/HOTD
👽 Doctor Who
🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter
🐲 Inheritance Cycle
🧭 His Dark Materials

#promosky
First Trivium and BFMV playing their 20 year old albums in full and now ROTS is back in cinemas.... It really is 2005 again. What a year. I'm absolutely here for it
February 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Went back to 2005 on Tuesday night to see BFMV and Trivium. Time and money very well spent. Had my old leather jacket on and everything.
January 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Please refer to my previous promosky post for a full breakdown, I'm just adding this very important update to the list....

🦑 Mass Effect

That is all.

#promosky
January 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I've decided to write a book. It'll be called:

'"Please stop licking the bin" and other fun phrases for parents'

Based on personal experience...
December 7, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Told myself I wouldn't buy anymore games until I'd made a dent in my unplayed list.... That promise lasted about 2 days
November 30, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I've done it. It took every bit of will power I had but I have done it. I have turned OFF Veilguard and have started playing The Iron Rig (Dredge DLC).
November 28, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Games I own but am yet to play:

Fallout 4
Star Wars Outlaws
Spider-Man 2
Super Crazy Rhythm Castle
Skyrim
The Stanley Parable
The Iron Rig (Dredge DLC)

There's actually loads more but I got bored writing the list. If only there was more time in the day 😞
November 26, 2024 at 6:01 PM
On my 2nd playthrough of Veilguard and I've already planned my 3rd and 4th playthroughs. It's a problem because I do have other interests outside of this series that I'd like to spend time on. Unfortunately it seems Dragon Age is like crack. 🤷‍♂️

#DragonAge
November 25, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Anyone got opinions on The Witcher series they would like to share? I'm just getting into it. I've not played the games but I've seen the TV series and I've read the first two books and I'm loving it all so far. Interested to hear what other people think.

#TheWitcher #promosky
November 25, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I thought my days of listening to the likes of Witchdoctor, Cotton Eye Joe and Fast Food Song were long over.... Then I had children
November 24, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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So gay.
November 24, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Whenever I feel overwhelmed or rundown and need a pick me up, I look at this picture of my dear Rook in his favourite crow mask and it never ceases to make me chuckle

#DragonAge
November 23, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Snow means it's Christmas, yeah?
November 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Here we are, a 32 year old man's attempt at finding new friends.

🎷 Saxophone
🎸 Guitar
🏁 Ska
✊ Punk
🤘 Metal
⚔️ Assassin's Creed
☢️ Fallout
🐉 Dragon Age
🌪️ Crash Bandicoot
🚀 Star Wars
🦖 Jurassic Park
👑 Game of Thrones/HOTD
👽 Doctor Who
🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter
🐲 Inheritance Cycle
🧭 His Dark Materials

#promosky
November 22, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Hello, is this the safe space for true believers to discuss the FACT that the sky is indeed blue?
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November 22, 2024 at 10:37 AM