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I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
Some people are unhappy and always will be and deserve to be.
July 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
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The president calling for the prosecution of individuals & companies he doesn't like should immediately end a presidency like it would have for anyone before this One Special Boy
July 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The president calling for the prosecution of individuals & companies he doesn't like should immediately end a presidency like it would have for anyone before this One Special Boy
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When a server crouches down next to your table and you’re just like yeah bro lock in here we go
July 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When a server crouches down next to your table and you’re just like yeah bro lock in here we go
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Is there a Japanese word for the urge to buy a neat little container even though you don’t really have anything you need to put in it?
July 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Is there a Japanese word for the urge to buy a neat little container even though you don’t really have anything you need to put in it?
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Going forward, you'll all either getting cards OR gifts for your birthdays now that they cost the same
July 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Going forward, you'll all either getting cards OR gifts for your birthdays now that they cost the same
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Vought: "We're going through the same programmatic review on the NIH that we did on Education funding"
You mean - the Department you are illegally closing? That is what you are doing with NIH?
You mean - the Department you are illegally closing? That is what you are doing with NIH?
TAPPER: 14 Republicans say you're risking undermining critical research by holding up NIH funding
VOUGHT: If they were a company, their stock price would in shambles. They in some respects caused the pandemic. You have an entire institute that does nothing more than DEI research at the NIH.
VOUGHT: If they were a company, their stock price would in shambles. They in some respects caused the pandemic. You have an entire institute that does nothing more than DEI research at the NIH.
July 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Vought: "We're going through the same programmatic review on the NIH that we did on Education funding"
You mean - the Department you are illegally closing? That is what you are doing with NIH?
You mean - the Department you are illegally closing? That is what you are doing with NIH?
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One singular elephant tho 🥲
July 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
One singular elephant tho 🥲
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what this is, above all else, is the biggest green light we’ve ever seen for Dem primary challenges
the Dem base is deeply, deeply angry at the party for not doing more to oppose Trump and the door is wide open for anyone who is serious about doing more on that front
the Dem base is deeply, deeply angry at the party for not doing more to oppose Trump and the door is wide open for anyone who is serious about doing more on that front
New WSJ poll: The Democratic Party is 30 points under water with registered voters, considerably worse than the GOP (-11). www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
July 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
what this is, above all else, is the biggest green light we’ve ever seen for Dem primary challenges
the Dem base is deeply, deeply angry at the party for not doing more to oppose Trump and the door is wide open for anyone who is serious about doing more on that front
the Dem base is deeply, deeply angry at the party for not doing more to oppose Trump and the door is wide open for anyone who is serious about doing more on that front
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my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
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Holy shit we’re legitimately at “some cancer screenings are too woke.”
July 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Holy shit we’re legitimately at “some cancer screenings are too woke.”
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I began to draw this grizzly last week in a tutorial with wildlife artist Jessica Lennox (based in BC, Canada). Coloured pencil on hot pressed paper. With thanks to Jessica and the photographer, and apologies for drawing it backwards! One day I will photograph bears 🙂
July 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I began to draw this grizzly last week in a tutorial with wildlife artist Jessica Lennox (based in BC, Canada). Coloured pencil on hot pressed paper. With thanks to Jessica and the photographer, and apologies for drawing it backwards! One day I will photograph bears 🙂
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The battery lickers are coming for us in the replies.
Do not lick batteries.
July 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The battery lickers are coming for us in the replies.
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The Internet seas are a little rocky tonight. We failed over a provider and are back online. Sorry for the brief outage
July 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The Internet seas are a little rocky tonight. We failed over a provider and are back online. Sorry for the brief outage
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“You look happier.”
“Thanks, I’m on Bluesky.”
“Thanks, I’m on Bluesky.”
July 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“You look happier.”
“Thanks, I’m on Bluesky.”
“Thanks, I’m on Bluesky.”
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"Social media users are tired of losing their identity and data every time a platform shuts down or pivots. In the ATProto ecosystem, users own their data and identities. Bluesky is the first big example, but a new wave of decentralized social networks is just beginning."
Real-time, decentralized social apps — without running a single server. Here’s how to build and deploy an atproto app on Cloudflare Workers. blog.cloudflare.com/serverless-a...
Serverless Statusphere: a walk through building serverless ATProto applications on Cloudflare’s Developer Platform
Build and deploy real-time, decentralized Authenticated Transfer Protocol (ATProto) apps on Cloudflare Workers.
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July 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"Social media users are tired of losing their identity and data every time a platform shuts down or pivots. In the ATProto ecosystem, users own their data and identities. Bluesky is the first big example, but a new wave of decentralized social networks is just beginning."
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July 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
“I started a new fitness class called 'Resisting Temptation.' It’s just me walking through a bakery trying not to buy everything. 🥐💪”
July 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“I started a new fitness class called 'Resisting Temptation.' It’s just me walking through a bakery trying not to buy everything. 🥐💪”
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field but piled up too many days of "hay-fever"!
July 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field but piled up too many days of "hay-fever"!
Asked my Roomba why it's so efficient today. It said it really needs space to clean its processor 😂
July 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Asked my Roomba why it's so efficient today. It said it really needs space to clean its processor 😂