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John Wickipedia
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Tar Heel | Lover of Black Women, leftism, and all of the nerd shit | Purveyor of 📠 | I drink and I know things | ♒️☀️ ♑️🌙 ♌️⬆️ | Lifelong gamer🎮 | that/nigga
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“I’m finna get these skeets off” is an insane sentence to type with complete seriousness
June 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m irrationally excited to get my #Switch2 this week 🥹🥲
June 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m embarrassed to even say it rn.
Alright Drop your NFL teams you are rooting for this season 😎
April 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’m about to fucking LOSE IT. WTF are the Steelers thinking?! Now Shadeur is in our damn division. The front office needs a revamp at this point.
April 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I got my #Switch2 preorder 🥹🥹🥹
#Nintendo
April 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This hate flowing through me is what I needed OMFG. I hate that team from Durham so much.
a man in a hood says " let the hate flow through you !!! "
ALT: a man in a hood says " let the hate flow through you !!! "
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Houston is back in the National Championship game for the first time since 1984 ‼️

Will the Cougars capture their first title?
April 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
FUCK DUKE AND THE GLAZING THEY GOT ALL SEASON
April 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
So you’re risking your morality for a parlay?
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If you are rooting for Duke tonight (but aren’t already an established Duke fan), I need to know why 🤨🧐
April 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
KANYE SAID WHAT?!?!
March 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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whole time we deserve disability checks
Wearing glasses is insane. Imagine having to pay to see. Nigga just look!
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Fuck anyone who tried to hate on my Tar Heels 🫵🏾
March 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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This ranking only works if it is good French toast.

Good French toast >> Good pancakes

Bad French toast << Bad pancakes

Waffles wins, regardless 🙂‍↕️
March 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Waffles, French toast, pancakes is the only correct answer ✅
Waffles, pancakes, french toast: RANK THEM!

I need to know where you stand 👀
March 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Marvel Rivals has had me in a choke hold lately. Please don't play with me if you don't play with a purpose 🤣💯 I'm trying to rank up here!

#marvelrivals
February 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Is it too late to be your valentine? 🌹

Live still active -> onlyfans.com/niviawolfe

#blueskyafterdark #valentines #valentineday #findom
February 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Never in the History of Niggadom™️ has this happened 🤣
This is historic. Has a diss track ever been this well acclaimed???
Kendrick!!!!!!!!! Wins again yassssssss 🏆
February 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
NEVER, EVER AGAIN!!!!!
Drake can never go to the Grammys again. Schadenfreude is *SO* motherfucking delicious 😋
February 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
“This is not a song/This a revelation, how to get a nigga (?) GONE”

“He can die, I bet it!”

2/2 🏆🏆
I’m going to fucking lose it if “Not Like Us” wins Song and/or Record of the Year.

That’d be the absolute worst thing to happen to #youknowwho thus far 💀
February 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Drake can never go to the Grammys again. Schadenfreude is *SO* motherfucking delicious 😋
February 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’m legit dying laughing rn 😭🪦
The crowd was singing A Minor lmfao
February 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
NIGGGAAAAAAA
I’m going to fucking lose it if “Not Like Us” wins Song and/or Record of the Year.

That’d be the absolute worst thing to happen to #youknowwho thus far 💀
February 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
🗣️FUCK THE CMAs!
February 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM