John Wickipedia
@themalcolmshow.bsky.social
Tar Heel | Lover of Black Women, leftism, and all of the nerd shit | Purveyor of 📠 | I drink and I know things | ♒️☀️ ♑️🌙 ♌️⬆️ | Lifelong gamer🎮 | that/nigga
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“I’m finna get these skeets off” is an insane sentence to type with complete seriousness
I’m embarrassed to even say it rn.
Alright Drop your NFL teams you are rooting for this season 😎
April 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’m embarrassed to even say it rn.
I’m about to fucking LOSE IT. WTF are the Steelers thinking?! Now Shadeur is in our damn division. The front office needs a revamp at this point.
April 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m about to fucking LOSE IT. WTF are the Steelers thinking?! Now Shadeur is in our damn division. The front office needs a revamp at this point.
April 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This hate flowing through me is what I needed OMFG. I hate that team from Durham so much.
a man in a hood says " let the hate flow through you !!! "
ALT: a man in a hood says " let the hate flow through you !!! "
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April 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This hate flowing through me is what I needed OMFG. I hate that team from Durham so much.
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Houston is back in the National Championship game for the first time since 1984 ‼️
Will the Cougars capture their first title?
Will the Cougars capture their first title?
April 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Houston is back in the National Championship game for the first time since 1984 ‼️
Will the Cougars capture their first title?
Will the Cougars capture their first title?
FUCK DUKE AND THE GLAZING THEY GOT ALL SEASON
April 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
FUCK DUKE AND THE GLAZING THEY GOT ALL SEASON
So you’re risking your morality for a parlay?
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So you’re risking your morality for a parlay?
If you are rooting for Duke tonight (but aren’t already an established Duke fan), I need to know why 🤨🧐
April 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you are rooting for Duke tonight (but aren’t already an established Duke fan), I need to know why 🤨🧐
KANYE SAID WHAT?!?!
March 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
KANYE SAID WHAT?!?!
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whole time we deserve disability checks
Wearing glasses is insane. Imagine having to pay to see. Nigga just look!
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
whole time we deserve disability checks
Fuck anyone who tried to hate on my Tar Heels 🫵🏾
March 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Fuck anyone who tried to hate on my Tar Heels 🫵🏾
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This ranking only works if it is good French toast.
Good French toast >> Good pancakes
Bad French toast << Bad pancakes
Waffles wins, regardless 🙂↕️
Good French toast >> Good pancakes
Bad French toast << Bad pancakes
Waffles wins, regardless 🙂↕️
March 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This ranking only works if it is good French toast.
Good French toast >> Good pancakes
Bad French toast << Bad pancakes
Waffles wins, regardless 🙂↕️
Good French toast >> Good pancakes
Bad French toast << Bad pancakes
Waffles wins, regardless 🙂↕️
Waffles, French toast, pancakes is the only correct answer ✅
Waffles, pancakes, french toast: RANK THEM!
I need to know where you stand 👀
I need to know where you stand 👀
March 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Waffles, French toast, pancakes is the only correct answer ✅
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Marvel Rivals has had me in a choke hold lately. Please don't play with me if you don't play with a purpose 🤣💯 I'm trying to rank up here!
#marvelrivals
#marvelrivals
February 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Marvel Rivals has had me in a choke hold lately. Please don't play with me if you don't play with a purpose 🤣💯 I'm trying to rank up here!
#marvelrivals
#marvelrivals
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Is it too late to be your valentine? 🌹
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#blueskyafterdark #valentines #valentineday #findom
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#blueskyafterdark #valentines #valentineday #findom
February 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Is it too late to be your valentine? 🌹
Live still active -> onlyfans.com/niviawolfe
#blueskyafterdark #valentines #valentineday #findom
Live still active -> onlyfans.com/niviawolfe
#blueskyafterdark #valentines #valentineday #findom
Never in the History of Niggadom™️ has this happened 🤣
This is historic. Has a diss track ever been this well acclaimed???
Kendrick!!!!!!!!! Wins again yassssssss 🏆
February 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Never in the History of Niggadom™️ has this happened 🤣
NEVER, EVER AGAIN!!!!!
Drake can never go to the Grammys again. Schadenfreude is *SO* motherfucking delicious 😋
February 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
NEVER, EVER AGAIN!!!!!
“This is not a song/This a revelation, how to get a nigga (?) GONE”
“He can die, I bet it!”
2/2 🏆🏆
“He can die, I bet it!”
2/2 🏆🏆
I’m going to fucking lose it if “Not Like Us” wins Song and/or Record of the Year.
That’d be the absolute worst thing to happen to #youknowwho thus far 💀
That’d be the absolute worst thing to happen to #youknowwho thus far 💀
February 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
“This is not a song/This a revelation, how to get a nigga (?) GONE”
“He can die, I bet it!”
2/2 🏆🏆
“He can die, I bet it!”
2/2 🏆🏆
Drake can never go to the Grammys again. Schadenfreude is *SO* motherfucking delicious 😋
February 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Drake can never go to the Grammys again. Schadenfreude is *SO* motherfucking delicious 😋
I’m legit dying laughing rn 😭🪦
The crowd was singing A Minor lmfao
February 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m legit dying laughing rn 😭🪦
NIGGGAAAAAAA
I’m going to fucking lose it if “Not Like Us” wins Song and/or Record of the Year.
That’d be the absolute worst thing to happen to #youknowwho thus far 💀
That’d be the absolute worst thing to happen to #youknowwho thus far 💀
February 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
NIGGGAAAAAAA
🗣️FUCK THE CMAs!
February 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
🗣️FUCK THE CMAs!