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TheMadHazard
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"Welcome to your descent into madness! I'll be your guide.”
|| He/Him ||
|| 🎲 TTRPG Player / 🎮 Variety Gamer ||
|| Spreader of love ❤️ and madness 🤪 ||
|| PfP art by @valentinevt.bsky.social ||

[Transitioning to BSky]
Hope to see you around
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A missed opportunity if you ask me.
The image is a humorous meme referencing the Harry Potter character Lord Voldemort. At the top, there is a mock-up of a piece of paper with various incorrect phrases scratched out, where "I am Tom Marvolo Riddle" is initially written, followed by multiple incorrect versions like "I AM DER DOT VROOM LL," "I AM LORD REVOLT MOD," and "I AM LORD LOVE TROMD," all of which are crossed out. In the bottom part of the image, there's an image of Voldemort holding his wand with the text "TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE" and a colorful, playful transformation of the letters to "MR TOM, A DILDO LOVER," which humorously changes the famous phrase to a joke. The image combines a reference to the well-known Harry Potter scene with a silly, adult-themed twist.
December 23, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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Rumors read, nightmares had, and now it's time for the actual first day of school!

LIVE 🔴 NOW

A Special Voiddoll Production on twitch.tv/srikersly

#strixdbft #strixhaven #voiddoll
December 18, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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My YouTube Music recap for 2024 😂

I think my dog uses my account more than I do!
The image is a YouTube Music 2024 Recap showing the listener's personalized stats and preferences. The title reads "2024 Recap." It highlights the user's "Music Character" as The Wise Sage, with a description: "My music emanates love and light, transcending the chaos with mellow vibes." Sections and Content: 1. Top Artists: Dog Music Music for Dog's Ears Sleeping Music for Dogs Diggity Dog Pet Music GameChops 2. Top Tracks: Dog Music Dog Music and Music for Dogs Relaxing Dog Music Calm Dog Music Dog Sleep Music 3. Total Time: "34,498 minutes" listened in 2024. The background features a gradient of light blues, greens, and pinks, with an abstract glowing design of a candle and music notes. The YouTube Music logo and a link (yt.be/music/Recap) appear at the bottom.
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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Aww my photo app sent me a memory of my old cat and me making cinnamon rolls many years back.

I miss you buddy!
A black cat with wide, curious eyes rests its front paws on the edge of a wooden table, gazing intently at a tray of freshly baked cinnamon rolls covered in glaze, which sit on a piece of foil-lined baking sheet. The scene is set in a kitchen with tiled flooring in the background.
November 29, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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What does it say about me or my listening habits that these are my recommended new releases on YouTube Music? 😆
A screenshot from YouTube Music showing recommended new music releases. The albums and singles displayed include: 1. Groovy Bgm for Chillin Dogs – An album from "Dog Music" with a cover image of a happy white dog sitting outdoors. 2. Zelda & Jazz II – An album by "The Deku Trio, GameChops & ..." with a fantasy-themed cover art featuring a tree and small characters. 3. Feelings for Calm Hound – An album from "Dog Music" with a cover showing a cute cartoon dog illustration. 4. I LOVE WEED – A single by "Sleet" with a cover image of a person lying down, seemingly in a relaxed state. 5. Backdrop for Calm Hound – An album from "Dog Music" with a cover image of a person sitting on a couch with a small dog. 6. Ballerina (feat. The Word Alive) – A single by "VOILÀ" with a cover image featuring an hourglass in black and yellow tones.
November 14, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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𝕃𝕚𝕧𝕖 ℕ𝕠𝕨 🔴 ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨
#dnd5e #calltoshaodw #voiddoll

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twitch.tv/voiddoll
November 13, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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Dusk is doing better but he's a bit depresso. In order to make him more comfortable than the cone and keep him from licking certain areas he now has a neck pillow and a tutu. 😂❤️
Sad black German Shepherd lying down with a pink neck pillow and wearing a navy blue tutu.
November 10, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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New #1 reason to keep working out:

Your 85 lbs pup might get a shot for pain and then suddenly turn into a dog puddle that you have to carry to the car and into the house.

At least he's resting well now.
Black German Shepherd dog sleeping on a grey bed and white pillow.
November 9, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Choose wisely
Chalkboard sign on a sidewalk with arrows pointing in opposite directions. One arrow points left and says 'COFFEE,' and the other arrow points right and says 'EXISTENTIAL DREAD.'
November 7, 2024 at 11:34 PM