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Do you want to listen to some new songs and vote on whether they’re any good?

You should listen here: marinate.thegildedplaylist.com

And vote here: vote.thegildedplaylist.com
Hey fans of <checks notes> Machine Gun Kelly, the concert is literally being filmed by a dozen professional cameras for NBC. You’ll be able to watch this show back as much as you want on your DVR, YouTube, etc.

You can put your phones away and just enjoy the show.
June 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Secret lives of Mormon wives season 2. Taylor’s mom just can’t be down with Taylor not wanting to be with Dakota?

It was wild to see how much she was riding for *not* her daughter in the break up dinner talk.

#thisiswheremylifeisatnow
May 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Nico gonna trade Cooper Flagg to New York halfway into next season for three potatoes and maybe Josh Hart
May 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Midrim News publishes a scathing article about ol’ Palpy. Just eviscerates him. It’s a very well received article. Tons of clicks or views or whatever the holonet cares about.
May 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Also, I love Christian Braun. What a fun guy to root for. And I’m glad his mom is in attendance on Mother’s Day. But 8+ shots of Mrs. Braun doing nothing special in the crowd … doesn’t feel like the best use of the ABC broadcast.
May 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Fair is fair. This Nuggets game is also a terrible terrible rock fight. Maybe basketball is harder than previous NBA seasons would have us believe.
The Rockets and their fans must be kicking themselves. This Curry-less Warriors team is in rough shape.

And the T-Wolves aren’t exactly looking like world beaters tonight.
May 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The Rockets and their fans must be kicking themselves. This Curry-less Warriors team is in rough shape.

And the T-Wolves aren’t exactly looking like world beaters tonight.
May 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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If the tariffs pull back tomorrow. #comic
March 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Well. Carrie Coon made me cry during the White Lotus finale. And not the first finale where she’s made me cry.

Good stuff, Carrie.
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April 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Chumba Wumba. Stop getting back up again. Just stay down. Song is awful.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@davechen.bsky.social @thefilmcastpod.bsky.social I am pretty sure the NBA Jam announcer was not Marv Albert. I sunk hundreds of dollars in quarters into those arcade machines. TimKitzrow.com is your guy. Granted, he was essentially fully imitating Albert so ... mission accomplished?
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March 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Whoever is editing the PTI podcast, please give me a ring. I can teach you about a thing called volume normalization between your segments and your ads.
March 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@davechen.bsky.social So, the best at keeping secrets in the hive?
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March 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’ve watched 2 seasons of The Night Agent and I still have no understanding of what this dude’s job is. He’s a secret agent for the UN?

What I do know is that I won’t be watching season 3. This show is not good.
February 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It’s bad because this game is non competitive and boring. It’s worse because we are in for an entire quarter of Tom Brady improving “interesting” non football comments.
February 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Did Howie Long just call him Jalex Hunt? #jalenhurts
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Eugene Levy’s eyebrow commercial is to Deep Impact as the Pringles Mustache ad is to Armageddon.
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Greatest moment of Sandoval’s life. The pride beaming from him. So funny. #thetraitors
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February 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ever since the 5090s came out I can’t even look at my piece of shit 4090 any more. It makes me physically sick. Feels like playing games on the sega master system
January 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.
January 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Double shovel weekend here in Boulder. I don’t like it. No I don’t.
January 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
So Severance is a show where the workers only know an existence where they're underground, have never seen the sky and spend all day looking at numbers on a screen and dragging certain numbers into a trash can.

And last night, I said out loud "seems like a decent gig." So that's how I'm doing.
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January 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Our silly little music podcast is leaning into the music and slightly away from the podcasting. We welcome all to join the discord where you can vote on the current tunes and then talk the necessary $#!@ or heap praise.

Sharing music is good. discord.thegildedplaylist.com
January 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Desert power.
January 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM