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shelby's deckin' all the halls 🎄
@theloudestwoman.swifties.social
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promising young woman 💄
blue jackets fan (derogatory) 🏒
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 🔮
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oh he's ready to FIGHT New Jersey 👀
a screenshot of Mathieu Olivier's official twitter account liking a tweet that says, "I'm willing to bet Mathieu Olivier has 12/31/25 circled on his calendar, assuming he's recovered from his injury by then. #CBJ" (tweet/screenshot not made by me)
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
Taylor Swift in blue 🩵
Taylor Swift wearing the blue Midnights era t-shirt dress on stage at The Eras Tour Taylor Swift wearing the blue folklore dress on stage at The Eras Tour Taylor Swift wearing the OG double blue 1989 set on stage at The Eras Tour Taylor Swift wearing a dark blue Midnight bodysuit and blue tinsel karma jacket on stage at The Eras Tour
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
Renee Rapp's song Tummy Hurts on Spotify showing the lyrics, "my tummy hurts" in black letters on a teal background
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
the jokes write themselves at this point considering her post bitching about being adding to my alt text list...doesn't...include...alt text...
a post from Leslie-Ann that says, "Really? Because I slip up once in awhile??? Sorry I am not perfect..." with a screenshot from listifications showing I added her to my "Doesn't Use Alt Text" moderation list. The screenshot, ironically, does not include any alt text.
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
Mathieu Olivier at home watching his boys fight the New Jersey Devils #cbj
a little boy clasping his hands by his face while he smiles and squints his eyes
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
FREE THEM!!!
CBJ players Fantilli, Monahan, Serverson, and Voronkov in the penalty box at the New Jersey Devils Game
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
help why did I immediately picture a dog
a fluffy brown dog with brown eyes sitting in the grass
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
look at this silly guy on top of his home
a white & brown guinea pig standing on top of his igloo house in a glass cage at Petsmart
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
Mathieu Olivier, keeper of the perfumes 😌
a white desk with a lamp, glass dish, pink cake stand, skincare products, and a small pink truck with a tree in the trunk sitting on top of it. on the pink cakestand are several perfume bottles in a circle with a Mathieu Olivier hockey fights cancer bobble head in the middle of then.
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
my mind is alive
discord messages screenshot shelby (me) - "do u think they include penis length in autopsy reports" Quinn - "Shelby....." katie - "I hope so" shelby (me) - "putting in a FOIA request for Charlie Kirk's autopsy to find out if he has a small penis" shelby (me) - "*had"
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
they're so right
a billboard that says, "the choice for your cancer care is clear" partially obstructed by a Taco Bell Breakfast sign
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
and if I say this is my favorite from the showgirl photoshoot???
Taylor Swift laying draped over a couch while wearing an orange to red ombre sequin dress and shoulder length gloves
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
this isn't an edit btw the movie actually does this
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
NEED NEED NEED ARE YOU JOKING
a pair of feet wearing white ruffle socks with red velvet Wendy Jane HeyDude shoes
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
made one of my fave struggle meals for dinner 😋
a bowl of spaghetti noodles with chunks of while tomatoes
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
the smallest ant who ever lived 🐜
a tiktok comment that says, "my ttpd snowglobe came with an ant inside it 🤣" someone replied, "that was actually Matty Healy🐜"
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
instructions for Black Friday unclear, wound up with a black lab???
a slightly blurry photo of a black lab panting close up to my camera as I scratch their chin
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
I 🩷 mashed potatoes
I'm making a kissy face at the camera while wearing a white shirt that says "mashed potatoes." my hair is curly in a half up half down style with space buns. I'm making a kissy face at the camera and making a peace sign while wearing a white shirt that says "mashed potatoes." my hair is curly in a half up half down style with space buns.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
Just overheard a boomer say, "I wouldn't attend a Taylor Swift concert if she played in my kitchen for free" at Thanksgiving dinner
a man happily pouring a giant bottle labeled "food poisoning" onto a salad
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
fuck he's always watching 😩
post from Lydia saying, "the lot of you are either my wives, my sisters, or children! I don't make the rules!!!! love u sm ❤️‍🔥" I replied, "duhhh that's my wife 😌" and my husband replied to me, "hey wait a min"
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
the egg head that prompted this post:
a golden retriever with a very egg shaped head laying in a tub of water as water pours from the spout onto his head
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
if your bio looks like this I'm going to assume you eat styrofoam
partial bluesky bio that says, "of knowledge. 💙💙💙 🚫 DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO PORN 🚫 NO DMS 🚫 MAGA 🚫 OF 🚫 DMS NO DMS UNLESS I KNOW YOU IRL!!!"
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Molly is off to the spa! We got confirmation she has B-cell lymphoma, which is less aggressive and responds better to treatment than T-cell. Celebrating this victory today!
a small fluffy white dog is propping herself up on a man's leg. She's wearing a blue Winnie the Pooh harness and has her tongue sticking out. the picture is taken in a vet hospital room.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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(this is what he's referencing lmao)
a reddit comment that says, "we (CBJ) should change our team name to 'The Columbus Kirill Marchenkos and a Couple Other Guys.'"
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
theloudestwoman.swifties.social
>gets AO3 notification
>favorite fanfic author has posted an update after 4 months!
>it's a hiatus notice
UHAUL sign missing the letters A, U, and L so it just says, "UH"
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM