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thelippyfish
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Eat the rich!
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Be kind.
Learn at least one other language and expand your world. Music can be that language.
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Faded af is also faded af backwards
March 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Three Dog Fart
March 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Shit, piss, f*ck
Wouldn't you know it's just my l*ck.
March 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I used to meow at cats and they would meow back and we would have entire conversations.
Now they just look at me like I'm crazy.
March 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Sometimes I restart the dryer just so I don’t have to fold the clothes.
March 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I like marshmallow eggs because you can eat the shell.
March 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Tulips
March 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Cuando calienta el sol ahi en la playa, lamento no estar.
March 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Blue eyed people are mutants.
A story in three parts. Period.
March 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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This is what Bluesky has been missing. Public entities with real accounts.

bsky.app/profile/denv...
bsky.app
March 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Stay weird, and read books.
March 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I miss bellbottoms.
March 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
George named his kids George. Now you will, too.
March 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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art and culture keep getting more conservative, which is why i will always scoff at ppl concerned with being “cringe”

be weird, be real, be you; god knows we need it more than ever
March 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Discover feed is MT. Again.
March 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Indignant looks from cats = its own CATegory.
I coughed
March 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
People posting food pics are sure helping with my grocery list.
March 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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facebook's single redeeming quality is that it keeps my family away from my skeets
March 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Was trying to come up with the word aviation. Came up with avionics and aviatronics.
March 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Without understanding why or if acceptable (like much of life):

Ashes to Ashes
Fart too funky
March 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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this and a slinky >>>
March 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
But it has been fornicating with it.
Judge Boasberg: "The government has not been forthcoming with information, but I will get to the bottom of whether they violated my order and what the consequences will be."
March 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
March 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Both of these were too vanilla for me. Fraggle Rock matched my freak energy.
March 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM