Gumshoe The Durgtective -> Megaplex
@thelildurgtective.bsky.social
Gumshoe's Durgtective Agency:
Investigation: 1 day = 25 cents (payment in snacks negotiable)
Call at 1-800-123-RAWR
(27 years old, 100% SFW but still 18+ only please)
Investigation: 1 day = 25 cents (payment in snacks negotiable)
Call at 1-800-123-RAWR
(27 years old, 100% SFW but still 18+ only please)
I found something very personal in storage:
It's a thumb-sized sketchbook. I bought this back at FWA in 2017 and used it to gather signatures of my closest friends at the time. Got mad nostalgia seeing this.
And with so many unfilled pages, there are many more folks who I need to sign it.
It's a thumb-sized sketchbook. I bought this back at FWA in 2017 and used it to gather signatures of my closest friends at the time. Got mad nostalgia seeing this.
And with so many unfilled pages, there are many more folks who I need to sign it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I found something very personal in storage:
It's a thumb-sized sketchbook. I bought this back at FWA in 2017 and used it to gather signatures of my closest friends at the time. Got mad nostalgia seeing this.
And with so many unfilled pages, there are many more folks who I need to sign it.
It's a thumb-sized sketchbook. I bought this back at FWA in 2017 and used it to gather signatures of my closest friends at the time. Got mad nostalgia seeing this.
And with so many unfilled pages, there are many more folks who I need to sign it.
If there's anything I can count on, it's you cafecito
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If there's anything I can count on, it's you cafecito
Many have been questioning my validity as a "Durgtective", with some having the audacity to tell me that it's not even a real title.
If it's not a real title, then why do I have a real license certifying me as such?
If it's not a real title, then why do I have a real license certifying me as such?
October 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Many have been questioning my validity as a "Durgtective", with some having the audacity to tell me that it's not even a real title.
If it's not a real title, then why do I have a real license certifying me as such?
If it's not a real title, then why do I have a real license certifying me as such?
If youre from where I'm from, you know
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If youre from where I'm from, you know
I've never been destroyed down to my soul more than when I was jokingly compared to the squished down version of Rex from super Mario world, then finding out that it's actually a VERY accurate comparison.
September 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've never been destroyed down to my soul more than when I was jokingly compared to the squished down version of Rex from super Mario world, then finding out that it's actually a VERY accurate comparison.
Giant magnifying glass instructions:
1. Use magnifying glass to search for clues and find the culprit.
2. Use magnifying glass to whack culprit once found.
Wonderful sketch commission from the awesome @jdpuppy.fastestfurs.com . Thank you again for this awesome piece!
1. Use magnifying glass to search for clues and find the culprit.
2. Use magnifying glass to whack culprit once found.
Wonderful sketch commission from the awesome @jdpuppy.fastestfurs.com . Thank you again for this awesome piece!
September 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Giant magnifying glass instructions:
1. Use magnifying glass to search for clues and find the culprit.
2. Use magnifying glass to whack culprit once found.
Wonderful sketch commission from the awesome @jdpuppy.fastestfurs.com . Thank you again for this awesome piece!
1. Use magnifying glass to search for clues and find the culprit.
2. Use magnifying glass to whack culprit once found.
Wonderful sketch commission from the awesome @jdpuppy.fastestfurs.com . Thank you again for this awesome piece!
I 100% forgot about catboy Watson and now all of you have to learn about him too
August 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I 100% forgot about catboy Watson and now all of you have to learn about him too
Is there a fanclub for this very specific thing? Asking for a friend.
August 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Is there a fanclub for this very specific thing? Asking for a friend.
This was a fun little movie. Easy watch with likable characters and cute little deduction sequences.
August 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This was a fun little movie. Easy watch with likable characters and cute little deduction sequences.
I'm now open for business!
August 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I'm now open for business!
Sometimes you can't carry everything on your own.
(I needed the extra magnification)
(I needed the extra magnification)
August 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sometimes you can't carry everything on your own.
(I needed the extra magnification)
(I needed the extra magnification)
Its a step ladder
August 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Its a step ladder
Here's a fellow detective to give you even a little strength if it helps! You got this!
July 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Here's a fellow detective to give you even a little strength if it helps! You got this!
Ordering a magnifying glas with lead metal frames seemed like such a great idea at the time.
by @fudgezilla.bsky.social This is so cute thank you so much again I'm still losing it over how cute this is.
by @fudgezilla.bsky.social This is so cute thank you so much again I'm still losing it over how cute this is.
July 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ordering a magnifying glas with lead metal frames seemed like such a great idea at the time.
by @fudgezilla.bsky.social This is so cute thank you so much again I'm still losing it over how cute this is.
by @fudgezilla.bsky.social This is so cute thank you so much again I'm still losing it over how cute this is.
Saturday BBY (I need to get a proper Scotch glass)
July 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Saturday BBY (I need to get a proper Scotch glass)
WOW, all this time I had no pinned post.
Hi! I'm gumshoe! I'm a little guy who likes big mysteries! Obsessed with oversized hats and catching the bad guy!
Hi! I'm gumshoe! I'm a little guy who likes big mysteries! Obsessed with oversized hats and catching the bad guy!
July 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
WOW, all this time I had no pinned post.
Hi! I'm gumshoe! I'm a little guy who likes big mysteries! Obsessed with oversized hats and catching the bad guy!
Hi! I'm gumshoe! I'm a little guy who likes big mysteries! Obsessed with oversized hats and catching the bad guy!
Despite being a durgtective, I don't use any firearms or weapons to stop evildoers.
I just angle my magnifying glass toward the sun and melt them alive. Totally non-lethal.
I just angle my magnifying glass toward the sun and melt them alive. Totally non-lethal.
July 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Despite being a durgtective, I don't use any firearms or weapons to stop evildoers.
I just angle my magnifying glass toward the sun and melt them alive. Totally non-lethal.
I just angle my magnifying glass toward the sun and melt them alive. Totally non-lethal.
There's nothing like sitting back and reading some wholesome, not-graphic literature with a friend.
Adorable piece by and featuring the always so wonderful @dripthedeer.bsky.social
Adorable piece by and featuring the always so wonderful @dripthedeer.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 10:06 AM
There's nothing like sitting back and reading some wholesome, not-graphic literature with a friend.
Adorable piece by and featuring the always so wonderful @dripthedeer.bsky.social
Adorable piece by and featuring the always so wonderful @dripthedeer.bsky.social
The sophisticated reading in question:
July 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The sophisticated reading in question:
"A long day of solving crimes can wear down on a durgtective. Sometimes a stiff drink and some sophisticated reading is everything that's needed to get recover."
ADORABLE piece done by the lovely @dripthedeer.bsky.social. Thank you so much this captures him so perfectly <3
ADORABLE piece done by the lovely @dripthedeer.bsky.social. Thank you so much this captures him so perfectly <3
July 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"A long day of solving crimes can wear down on a durgtective. Sometimes a stiff drink and some sophisticated reading is everything that's needed to get recover."
ADORABLE piece done by the lovely @dripthedeer.bsky.social. Thank you so much this captures him so perfectly <3
ADORABLE piece done by the lovely @dripthedeer.bsky.social. Thank you so much this captures him so perfectly <3
Some very important work was done today for the local community.
(The local bird community in particular)
(The local bird community in particular)
May 31, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Some very important work was done today for the local community.
(The local bird community in particular)
(The local bird community in particular)
This is how you wear party hats on your birthday, Right?
May 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This is how you wear party hats on your birthday, Right?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
May 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't tell if this is a real show or a mystery-drama satire
May 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I can't tell if this is a real show or a mystery-drama satire
I mean just LOOK at this.
April 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I mean just LOOK at this.