Gumshoe The Durgtective -> Megaplex
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Gumshoe's Durgtective Agency:
Investigation: 1 day = 25 cents (payment in snacks negotiable)
Call at 1-800-123-RAWR
(27 years old, 100% SFW but still 18+ only please)
Investigation: 1 day = 25 cents (payment in snacks negotiable)
Call at 1-800-123-RAWR
(27 years old, 100% SFW but still 18+ only please)
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WOW, all this time I had no pinned post.
Hi! I'm gumshoe! I'm a little guy who likes big mysteries! Obsessed with oversized hats and catching the bad guy!
Hi! I'm gumshoe! I'm a little guy who likes big mysteries! Obsessed with oversized hats and catching the bad guy!
Something I feel I could really use is a personal project. Something of my own making. Kinda like how folks have twitch channels, art hobbies/side jobs, etc.
I've tried so many times, but it always ends up getting left behind...
I've tried so many times, but it always ends up getting left behind...
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Something I feel I could really use is a personal project. Something of my own making. Kinda like how folks have twitch channels, art hobbies/side jobs, etc.
I've tried so many times, but it always ends up getting left behind...
I've tried so many times, but it always ends up getting left behind...
I found something very personal in storage:
It's a thumb-sized sketchbook. I bought this back at FWA in 2017 and used it to gather signatures of my closest friends at the time. Got mad nostalgia seeing this.
And with so many unfilled pages, there are many more folks who I need to sign it.
It's a thumb-sized sketchbook. I bought this back at FWA in 2017 and used it to gather signatures of my closest friends at the time. Got mad nostalgia seeing this.
And with so many unfilled pages, there are many more folks who I need to sign it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I found something very personal in storage:
It's a thumb-sized sketchbook. I bought this back at FWA in 2017 and used it to gather signatures of my closest friends at the time. Got mad nostalgia seeing this.
And with so many unfilled pages, there are many more folks who I need to sign it.
It's a thumb-sized sketchbook. I bought this back at FWA in 2017 and used it to gather signatures of my closest friends at the time. Got mad nostalgia seeing this.
And with so many unfilled pages, there are many more folks who I need to sign it.
If there's anything I can count on, it's you cafecito
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If there's anything I can count on, it's you cafecito
I'm going to eat 5 slices of pizza, lie on the floor, and stare up at the ceiling until I pass out from a food coma :)
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm going to eat 5 slices of pizza, lie on the floor, and stare up at the ceiling until I pass out from a food coma :)
Kind of a long, thinky post:
(1)
Something I encourage everyone to do nowadays is, if you forget something which you can solve with a simple Google search... Give your brain some time to ponder it for a bit. Train your memory a bit. I want to tell a little story as to why.
(1)
Something I encourage everyone to do nowadays is, if you forget something which you can solve with a simple Google search... Give your brain some time to ponder it for a bit. Train your memory a bit. I want to tell a little story as to why.
October 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Kind of a long, thinky post:
(1)
Something I encourage everyone to do nowadays is, if you forget something which you can solve with a simple Google search... Give your brain some time to ponder it for a bit. Train your memory a bit. I want to tell a little story as to why.
(1)
Something I encourage everyone to do nowadays is, if you forget something which you can solve with a simple Google search... Give your brain some time to ponder it for a bit. Train your memory a bit. I want to tell a little story as to why.
Many have been questioning my validity as a "Durgtective", with some having the audacity to tell me that it's not even a real title.
If it's not a real title, then why do I have a real license certifying me as such?
If it's not a real title, then why do I have a real license certifying me as such?
October 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Many have been questioning my validity as a "Durgtective", with some having the audacity to tell me that it's not even a real title.
If it's not a real title, then why do I have a real license certifying me as such?
If it's not a real title, then why do I have a real license certifying me as such?
SNL must have some prevailing sponsorship deal with every existing crossword maker.
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
SNL must have some prevailing sponsorship deal with every existing crossword maker.
About a year or two ago, I hosted a puzzly scavenger hunt with a grand prize at the end.
I was very proud of it, and since its made entirely with word docs (which are still preserved), it still technically functions
There's still some space at the leaderboard docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I was very proud of it, and since its made entirely with word docs (which are still preserved), it still technically functions
There's still some space at the leaderboard docs.google.com/document/d/1...
September 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
About a year or two ago, I hosted a puzzly scavenger hunt with a grand prize at the end.
I was very proud of it, and since its made entirely with word docs (which are still preserved), it still technically functions
There's still some space at the leaderboard docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I was very proud of it, and since its made entirely with word docs (which are still preserved), it still technically functions
There's still some space at the leaderboard docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I actually made progress on a personal project which, isn't near fruition yet, but still is just slightly more visible, which honestly is progress in of itself.
And I have plans to work on it this week too, with set times to do so.
It feels more like I'll actually contribute something worthwhile.
And I have plans to work on it this week too, with set times to do so.
It feels more like I'll actually contribute something worthwhile.
September 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I actually made progress on a personal project which, isn't near fruition yet, but still is just slightly more visible, which honestly is progress in of itself.
And I have plans to work on it this week too, with set times to do so.
It feels more like I'll actually contribute something worthwhile.
And I have plans to work on it this week too, with set times to do so.
It feels more like I'll actually contribute something worthwhile.
If youre from where I'm from, you know
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If youre from where I'm from, you know
Ive never been a huge fan of the sonic franchise, but I always liked vector's design.
I learned today that he also runs a detective agency.
He earns an extra point.
I learned today that he also runs a detective agency.
He earns an extra point.
September 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Ive never been a huge fan of the sonic franchise, but I always liked vector's design.
I learned today that he also runs a detective agency.
He earns an extra point.
I learned today that he also runs a detective agency.
He earns an extra point.
I can write silly little puzzles people like
I can write fun lil stories.
That's worth something.
I can write fun lil stories.
That's worth something.
September 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I can write silly little puzzles people like
I can write fun lil stories.
That's worth something.
I can write fun lil stories.
That's worth something.
Tonight's a struggle
September 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tonight's a struggle
I've never been destroyed down to my soul more than when I was jokingly compared to the squished down version of Rex from super Mario world, then finding out that it's actually a VERY accurate comparison.
September 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've never been destroyed down to my soul more than when I was jokingly compared to the squished down version of Rex from super Mario world, then finding out that it's actually a VERY accurate comparison.
Maybe I should have my own daily game. Something that can be put together in maybe 30 mins-an hour, but novel and opens your mind a bit.
Connections is a fun example of something like that. Maybe I can find something unique.
Connections is a fun example of something like that. Maybe I can find something unique.
September 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Maybe I should have my own daily game. Something that can be put together in maybe 30 mins-an hour, but novel and opens your mind a bit.
Connections is a fun example of something like that. Maybe I can find something unique.
Connections is a fun example of something like that. Maybe I can find something unique.
Something I've been struggling with lately is a fulfilling purpose beyond work.
My life as of late has just been 'work on weekdays do nothing on weekends'.
I've made many attempts to write mysteries, though they always fell off. And I like designing puzzles, but there's no purpose to them.
My life as of late has just been 'work on weekdays do nothing on weekends'.
I've made many attempts to write mysteries, though they always fell off. And I like designing puzzles, but there's no purpose to them.
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Something I've been struggling with lately is a fulfilling purpose beyond work.
My life as of late has just been 'work on weekdays do nothing on weekends'.
I've made many attempts to write mysteries, though they always fell off. And I like designing puzzles, but there's no purpose to them.
My life as of late has just been 'work on weekdays do nothing on weekends'.
I've made many attempts to write mysteries, though they always fell off. And I like designing puzzles, but there's no purpose to them.
"Rewatching Columbo a third time in a straight 12 months feels a little excessive".... I thought before finishing an episode and remembering you can't have too much peak cinema.
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"Rewatching Columbo a third time in a straight 12 months feels a little excessive".... I thought before finishing an episode and remembering you can't have too much peak cinema.
Giant magnifying glass instructions:
1. Use magnifying glass to search for clues and find the culprit.
2. Use magnifying glass to whack culprit once found.
Wonderful sketch commission from the awesome @jdpuppy.fastestfurs.com . Thank you again for this awesome piece!
1. Use magnifying glass to search for clues and find the culprit.
2. Use magnifying glass to whack culprit once found.
Wonderful sketch commission from the awesome @jdpuppy.fastestfurs.com . Thank you again for this awesome piece!
September 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Giant magnifying glass instructions:
1. Use magnifying glass to search for clues and find the culprit.
2. Use magnifying glass to whack culprit once found.
Wonderful sketch commission from the awesome @jdpuppy.fastestfurs.com . Thank you again for this awesome piece!
1. Use magnifying glass to search for clues and find the culprit.
2. Use magnifying glass to whack culprit once found.
Wonderful sketch commission from the awesome @jdpuppy.fastestfurs.com . Thank you again for this awesome piece!
Megaplex always reminds me to make every day and every week something to look forward to.
The party never ends out of cons; it's just in a slow point.
The party never ends out of cons; it's just in a slow point.
September 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Megaplex always reminds me to make every day and every week something to look forward to.
The party never ends out of cons; it's just in a slow point.
The party never ends out of cons; it's just in a slow point.
If you're at megaplex and you LOVE escape rooms: Come meet me at the twisted tails table! I might have just what you need!
August 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you're at megaplex and you LOVE escape rooms: Come meet me at the twisted tails table! I might have just what you need!
I had a fun night...
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I had a fun night...
Proof? I've got your proof!
*Uncaps moonshine*
*Uncaps moonshine*
August 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Proof? I've got your proof!
*Uncaps moonshine*
*Uncaps moonshine*
Pretty topical right now are scams that bottle up water from a public water fountain and sell it at a premium.
August 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pretty topical right now are scams that bottle up water from a public water fountain and sell it at a premium.
I accidentally ripped open the bag if spaghetti, and my biggest mason jar only supports noodles that are half their length...
... Its time to offend Italy again.
... Its time to offend Italy again.
August 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I accidentally ripped open the bag if spaghetti, and my biggest mason jar only supports noodles that are half their length...
... Its time to offend Italy again.
... Its time to offend Italy again.
The easiest way to be fooled isn't with information that you can't verify.
Its with information that's the easiest to verify, because a lot of folks accept it at face value without realizing.
Its with information that's the easiest to verify, because a lot of folks accept it at face value without realizing.
August 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The easiest way to be fooled isn't with information that you can't verify.
Its with information that's the easiest to verify, because a lot of folks accept it at face value without realizing.
Its with information that's the easiest to verify, because a lot of folks accept it at face value without realizing.