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The Letter J (Official) 📈
@theletterjamie.bsky.social
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I used to study philosophy, now I teach english in Japan | 日本語so-so
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Oh I’m sorry I thought comedy was legal on x the everything app, the free speech platform
December 12, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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Me threatening my friends into self-love:
The low-tier god meme but with the plush kirby holding a knife superimposed over his face. The caption has been changed to say “You should love yourself… now!”
November 30, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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I’m your goth secretary at. The goth office
Me wearing black lipstick. Me wearing black lipstick and tolling my eyes.
November 24, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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I take my Japanese studies very seriously
Google translate screenshot which translates “it’s da freaking weekend baby” into Japanese. It renders it as “sugoi shumatsu dayō beibī.” Below, it says, “Did you mean: it’s da freakin weekend baby” without the final “g” in freaking.
November 22, 2024 at 7:41 AM
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Oh wow I got my foot in the door here so early, that’s kinda cool
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #343,996, Nathan (official) 📈 ‪@jonathanbrostar.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 23, 2023"
October 6, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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KFC original recipe flavored chips. Pretty good! I definitely get more of the herbs and spices than any chicken flavor but it does elicit the right mental response to attach it to KFC
July 25, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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This tweet has had me laughing like a fucking hyena alone in my apartment for a collective 15 minutes I genuinely cannot look at it without risking losing my mind all over again
Screenshot of a tweet from user @tacobort. It reads as follows: “Cumming is so embarrassing. Like here’s what’s in my balls I guess. Jesus Christ”
June 1, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Decided to go for the jugular this evening. This was in reply to transphobic Bridget discourse when I said I live in Japan and Japanese sentiment toward Bridget being trans isn’t negative. Transphobes get fucked
Screenshot of two tweets. The first reads, “You’re a Parody account you muppet, why would anyone believe you?” I reply in Japanese, “That’s right. Why believe me? ‘Parody’ can’t be a joke. Dumbass piece of shit. Anyway, here’s a picture of Mt. Fuji I took recently.” The picture shows Mt. Fuji looming in the background and includes the metadata on my iphone, listing the date and time as Monday, April 29th, 2024 at 10:52am.
May 2, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Received a god’s blessing today 😭
Screenshot from twitter. Original tweet is from @chiitan7407 with a video of the moon landing, showing chiitan poorly edited in, on a pogo-stick in the background. Chiitan’s tweet reads, “I’m Chiitan, Japan’s crazy mascot. I’m the god of advertising who was born to drive out advertising in the world. I don’t have any products or information to recommend, so please watch the video and laugh. I hope you have a good day today.” I quoted the tweet and said “No community note it’s real.” Chiitan replied and said “Thanks for the likes. Please follow me. Chiitan is Japanese crazy mascot.” Chiitan’s reply included a video, now in this screenshot, of Chiitan launching fireworks into the sky over a body of water using a large handheld device. I quoted the reply Chiitan made to my tweet and said, “Chiitan reply!! Daikichi!” with a flexing emoticon. Daikichi is rendered in kanji in the tweet. It means “great blessing” in Japanese.
May 1, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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It came down to the eleventh hour, but in the end I couldn’t finish NieR Re[in]carnation in time. Only missed it by about 30-45 minutes. And I was on borrowed time anyway—I still had some of a cutscene loaded from before the servers were shut down. It’s fitting this was the last thing I saw.
Screenshot from NieR Reincarnation. It’s a line of text that reads as follows. “Through Levania, all your sentiments about The Cage have reached us as prayers.”
April 30, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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You know who else was “pranked by God?” The entire wedding banquet when Aphrodite stole the title of “fairest” from the other goddesses. Girl’s got so much hustle she is doing it again in the present day. Queen shit lmfao
Screenshot from twitter. Carolyn Petit posts a screenshot of a kotaku article posted on twitter with the headline, “Hades 2 is the kind of hot we need right now.” It shows a picture including Aphrodite’s character art from Hades 2. The highlighted reply says, “And the difference between this and the hot stuff you attack is what exactly? You know…..like Eve from Stellar Blade?” Petit comments on this screenshot, “amazing response considering this is literally the whole point of the post.” I quote tweet this whole interaction. My quite reads, “I can’t believe gamergate chuds are getting mad about a literal naked woman in a video game, Aphrodite gonna get another war started over her (crying emoji)” Screenshot of a 4 tweet interaction between me and user The Warlock Whorelock, who responded to my joke about Aphrodite. The tweets in this description are numbered in order. 1. You are ‘Pranked by God at character creation’ levels of stupid if your takeaway from that ss is that they’re mad that there’s a naked woman. (Note: I think by ss he means “shit stain” 2. “Mad about” is not the same as “mad that there’s” but thanks for your very serious misreading of my joke about the Trojan War 3. You are ‘Pranked by God at character creation’ levels of stupid if your takeaway from that ss is that they’re mad about a naked woman. Fixed for your pedant disability. 4. Hahahahahahaha
April 21, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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Y’all see the Chinese beaver meme? What happened to this guy 😭
3D animated beaver from a Chinese show. He’s looking incredulously at someone or something out of frame. He has a slightly bloody patch of gauze next to his right eye, as well as other scratches on his face, suggesting some kind of scuffle.
January 30, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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What up bluesky I ate raw horse this past weekend
Raw horse meat with sliced onion, shallot, lemon, and various pastes such as wasabi and garlic. Several kinds of sushi. Clockwise from the upper left: beef tongue, pork, horse meat, and beef.
January 15, 2024 at 7:26 AM
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Today I went to the onsen for the first time and then got ramen for lunch. MY DAY WAS GOOD
January 2, 2024 at 9:27 AM
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CHRIST lmfao
Excerpt from the above Hard Drive Article. The excerpt is talking about why the game Life Is Strange has gone woke. The section I highlighted reads, “Teachers try and keep rogue students in line with a bit of tough love and get cancelled by the woke mob.” This is an especially dark joke, since in the game (spoilers ahead) a major antagonist is revealed to be one of the high school teachers, who kidnaps and abuses students.
October 13, 2023 at 5:54 AM
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Been finding some cool stuff in Japan so far, and this isn’t even the stuff on my wishlist
August 13, 2023 at 5:00 AM