The Prof
@thelearnedprof.bsky.social
Hello. This is the Professor. I specialise into research into empty food bowls, and have a little white smudge on my nose and a fluffy tail. I supervise the Intern.
The PROF: INTERN, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?
INTERN: An obscure body in the SK System, Your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶t̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶"̶E̶a̶r̶t̶h̶"̶.̶ the milk bottle lid.
The PROF: How peaceful it looks.
(the intern has no pic of the battle so sunny pic will have to do)
INTERN: An obscure body in the SK System, Your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶t̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶"̶E̶a̶r̶t̶h̶"̶.̶ the milk bottle lid.
The PROF: How peaceful it looks.
(the intern has no pic of the battle so sunny pic will have to do)
March 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The PROF: INTERN, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?
INTERN: An obscure body in the SK System, Your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶t̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶"̶E̶a̶r̶t̶h̶"̶.̶ the milk bottle lid.
The PROF: How peaceful it looks.
(the intern has no pic of the battle so sunny pic will have to do)
INTERN: An obscure body in the SK System, Your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶t̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶"̶E̶a̶r̶t̶h̶"̶.̶ the milk bottle lid.
The PROF: How peaceful it looks.
(the intern has no pic of the battle so sunny pic will have to do)
We found a new perch on the bookcase!
Wonderful day so far, got a full pouch of meaty chunks for breakfast rather than my usual half, and a good play with the stuff on a string. Later: we will furminate! The intern just felt like someone should have a good day today.
Wonderful day so far, got a full pouch of meaty chunks for breakfast rather than my usual half, and a good play with the stuff on a string. Later: we will furminate! The intern just felt like someone should have a good day today.
March 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
We found a new perch on the bookcase!
Wonderful day so far, got a full pouch of meaty chunks for breakfast rather than my usual half, and a good play with the stuff on a string. Later: we will furminate! The intern just felt like someone should have a good day today.
Wonderful day so far, got a full pouch of meaty chunks for breakfast rather than my usual half, and a good play with the stuff on a string. Later: we will furminate! The intern just felt like someone should have a good day today.
is everyone behaving themselves?
February 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
is everyone behaving themselves?
A few minutes of the intern attending to me with the FURMINATOR, and I have a marvellous new hat, courtesy of my own fluffy flanks and tummy! Hold on, VOGUE is in my DMs!
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
A few minutes of the intern attending to me with the FURMINATOR, and I have a marvellous new hat, courtesy of my own fluffy flanks and tummy! Hold on, VOGUE is in my DMs!
my research into whether a fluffy cat can melt into the multiverse whilst agressively bathing continues.
(the intern says they have been laughing at this terrible blurry picture of my bath since last night - just they wait until i figure out how to work the office POLAROID - is alll i shall warn)
(the intern says they have been laughing at this terrible blurry picture of my bath since last night - just they wait until i figure out how to work the office POLAROID - is alll i shall warn)
January 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
my research into whether a fluffy cat can melt into the multiverse whilst agressively bathing continues.
(the intern says they have been laughing at this terrible blurry picture of my bath since last night - just they wait until i figure out how to work the office POLAROID - is alll i shall warn)
(the intern says they have been laughing at this terrible blurry picture of my bath since last night - just they wait until i figure out how to work the office POLAROID - is alll i shall warn)
Good afternoon all. We have ditched IG for the dreaming spires of bsky. Here I am after 30mins of brushing to help me recover from the day. In the interests of academic freedom: fvck meta
January 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Good afternoon all. We have ditched IG for the dreaming spires of bsky. Here I am after 30mins of brushing to help me recover from the day. In the interests of academic freedom: fvck meta