Alexander The SoSo
@theleakingpen.bsky.social
He/Him. Author, editor, lover of puns.
Need Josh and Coyote action figures to join my pantheon
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Need Josh and Coyote action figures to join my pantheon
head canon, this is what Josh was wearing that last day. @alepresser.com
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
head canon, this is what Josh was wearing that last day. @alepresser.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The original post was on Twitter which I ain't touching, I found a half decent screenshot. I'm not going to caption the whole thing, largely because it is somebody else's full creative work, and captioning it without linking back feels... plagiaryish
January 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The original post was on Twitter which I ain't touching, I found a half decent screenshot. I'm not going to caption the whole thing, largely because it is somebody else's full creative work, and captioning it without linking back feels... plagiaryish
@tacobellquarterly.org posted some screen caps of your recent skeets, and someone tossed this in to chat
November 21, 2024 at 6:14 PM
@tacobellquarterly.org posted some screen caps of your recent skeets, and someone tossed this in to chat
That canceled tv show that you'll never stop thinking about.
November 16, 2024 at 6:17 AM
That canceled tv show that you'll never stop thinking about.
waiting for Green Day to come on after rancid was done, somebody fell prey to the ads...
November 13, 2024 at 6:01 PM
waiting for Green Day to come on after rancid was done, somebody fell prey to the ads...
Welp, theres a scene from "The House with the Good Bones" forever stuck in my head. thanks, Ursula....
September 2, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Welp, theres a scene from "The House with the Good Bones" forever stuck in my head. thanks, Ursula....
ive seen this story before...
August 12, 2024 at 8:26 PM
ive seen this story before...
to be fair, chevy and vw also had some declines, but their total numbers are a fraction
July 26, 2024 at 5:53 PM
to be fair, chevy and vw also had some declines, but their total numbers are a fraction
Found this weird thing on the beach. Thought ambergris for a moment, and the outside IS kind of sort of waxy and weird. But the inside is all spongy and full of holes and remains of various creatures, and there is a barnacle embedded in the top of it.
July 15, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Found this weird thing on the beach. Thought ambergris for a moment, and the outside IS kind of sort of waxy and weird. But the inside is all spongy and full of holes and remains of various creatures, and there is a barnacle embedded in the top of it.
I heard the viper has an electronic bow of some kind. no one can dodge their magnetic arrows....
the bow in question
the bow in question
July 10, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I heard the viper has an electronic bow of some kind. no one can dodge their magnetic arrows....
the bow in question
the bow in question
omg...
no, thats not you Random, its just someone random.
no, thats not you Random, its just someone random.
July 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
omg...
no, thats not you Random, its just someone random.
no, thats not you Random, its just someone random.
dinosaur egg melon. the inside looks a bit... chest burstery... lol. flavor is kinda.... not. sadly. Reading up on it, I saw some things saying it was one of the sweetest melons known, this one must not have been ripe.
July 5, 2024 at 4:16 AM
dinosaur egg melon. the inside looks a bit... chest burstery... lol. flavor is kinda.... not. sadly. Reading up on it, I saw some things saying it was one of the sweetest melons known, this one must not have been ripe.