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The Germanest.
...weapon.
Definitely weapon.
They used to go to war armed with these things.
Granted, that was more than six weeks ago, but it did happen.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Teaching children how the economy works, or cheesy action movie line?
You decide.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Gets better:
"You're suspended, but pay us anyway."
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ha.
Twitter suspended my account for "inauthentic" behaviour.
Whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
My "new" idea was to mount bits of curtain rod or maybe segments of broomhandle so they can be lifted out, and hold the spools that way... and that would then let me print directly from the shelf... but I already have spool holders adapted from the V-Spooler that this would make obsolete.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Testicular manslaughter at 390m. That's what the game is all about.
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Since I grind straight into the moka pot's basket/funnel/whatever I don't need the container the coffee grinder grinds into... so I made a new lid for it, one without a hole, and now I can use it to keep coffee beans.

MORE 3D PRINTED COFFEE THINGS, OORAH!
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
For a AAA game slated for a 2026 release these sysreqs are downright restrained.
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I own a machine that, at the turn of a crank, will automagically peel, core and slice an apple.

I also own a deep fryer.
November 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why? He's spoken before. This is not the first time he's said things out loud in these games. What is wrong with you?
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Okay first of all how dare you.
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
...that's an unusual unusuality.
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is the bullshittest new "feature" on YouTube because it can shove videos by channels you're not subscribed to into your subscription feed.

In this specific instance I am subscribed to both channels in question, but seriously fuck off with this "feature".
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Gods dammit what's my excuse gonna be now?
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
No thank you, I can be bored for free.
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Here, meet GSR205B.

I'm bad with names.
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"Need [thing] but it's a Sunday? Just *make* [thing]!"
October 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Jonathan Ferguson, keeper of firearms and artillery and the Royal Armouries museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history just made the joke I was thinking of, as I was thinking of it.
"He's very Metal."
October 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Cheebus.
October 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
So when you search Netflix for "Halloween", this is the first result.

That works, right?

The fuck it does, this is the 2018 one.
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I feel like you forgot to put in the punchline here.
October 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You severely overestimate how much of my time I spend thinking about Meat Loaf, sir.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hey look at that, Slipknot did the Stanger Snare meme.
October 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hey what a coincidence, just a few hours ago I was thinking to myself just how much of a prat Tom Morello is and how much I hate his stupid face.
October 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM